Alexa Chung impregnated by Gerard Butler just from eye contact

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Alexa Chung at the Whitney Gala at the Whitney Museum of American Art in NYC

It's all on Alexa Chung...

Tue, 20/10/2009 - 09:38 by HM writer

Alexa Chung is obviously still following the Victoria Beckham diet of pomegranates and frozen peas at the Whitney Fall Gala and Studio Party at the Whitney Museum of American Art in NYC last night. But it would seem that poor feeble Chung needs all the strength she can get to fend off fellow partygoer and God's gift to all women (after Johnny Borrell) Gerard Butler...

Gerard Butler was reportedly flirting outrageously with Chung (who goes out with Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys) during her MTV show recently, 'It's On With Alexa Chung' (something Butler took a little too literally by the sounds of things).

He interrupted Chung during the interview to tell her that she had "amazing eyes" and that had failed to notice how beautiful they were when they first met at the VMA awards.

*Vomits*

Alexa quipped:

"No - you were just going on about my legs."

Touche! The presenter then told Butler that there was a Facebook group called 'Gerard Butler can impregnate through looks alone' (now she's just asking for trouble) to which Butler replied:

"I'm knocking you up - I think I've just knocked you up, actually."

If you can bare to read on, the pair then played a quiz in which Butler had to say 'The Butler Did It' as a yes answer.

Asked if he had had a threesome in the past year, he replied "the Butler did it" before adding the, "The Butler pretty much always does it." The suave so and so...

What a twat.

The pair had to attend the same party, and we're not sure that panned out but they did have the distraction of Donatella Versace's face and wrinkled, saggy arms to put them off...

Also at the party Mischa Barton, Taylor Momsen, Shakira and Jennifer Hudson.

Alexa Chung pictures, Gerard Butler, Alexa Chung, Donatella Versace, Mischa Barton

Comments

She always stands like she's got wee running down here leg she's a bag of irritating twat.

Pic 3 - is Gerard Butler playing in his pocket? He's smiling a funny smile and I don't like it.
iamarabbit Fri, 23/10/2009 - 19:57
Can't stand Alexa Chung, she presents like she's only just discovered irony. Smugness aint going to help your eating disorder love.
angrykid Fri, 23/10/2009 - 19:03
only thing that should be on alexa chung is manfat preferably mine

she is too skinny though...
grange Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:17
Gerard Butler = skeeze, who looks like he needs to make it to the Free Clinic on the regular. Double bag it.

Alexa Chung = hipster douche, but even then (I'm gonna hate myself for saying this) she's too good for him.
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 21/10/2009 - 23:12
What is the whole cock and caboodle about Gerard Buttler? he is no Brad Pitt but he seems to be in the papers allot lately about how sexxy he is. He looks like a Butcher. Alexa Chung needs to eat some Lard! P.S isnt it suprizing Lohan keeps turning up to the parties that Donatella Versace turns up at. Probably trying to get a designer as a friend to help her whaning career and her whaning popularity.
dancingworm Wed, 21/10/2009 - 07:53
Gerard Butler - cunt extroadinaire
Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 19:10
She is just another cock sucking groupie! Really cant stand this woman! Go eat some pot noodles.
scarlet von fist Tue, 20/10/2009 - 16:08
Alex hooking up with groupies doesn't surprise me. I was at an event they were both at in August and Alex kept hitting on me and a few other girls every time Alexa was out of sight. Based on his songs, he also really misses an ex...
lionsden Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:12
Mate of mine worked on the Arctics last tour and word is that he actually had to avoid poling poor Alexa for a week or two whilst he waited for a particularly nasty cock rash that he obtained from one of several groupies to clear up. TRUFAX !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:53
She has GOT to name her firstborn after them. E. W. Chung-Butler. Has a nice ring to it.
BustySinclair Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:20
she's giving herself the v's. snigger, chortle.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:05
Someone give her a fucking pie or two. While fatties have come in for a bit of stick elsewhere on the site, she is just as unpleasant. Does that Arctic Monkies bloke actually do her when she looks like that?
Stramash Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:28
ps
kwebb Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:24
"Yeah like Peace yeah Alexa yah?! *snort - guffaw* Ya! Totally un.be.lievably random!"
kwebb Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:21
seriously, i hate this woman.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:36
Fuck me. She needs a kebab. Jesus. Doesn't it hurt to breathe when you're that bony? Still better than Posh though. As for Butler, he seems sussed, but the menopause is turning his face into Bugs Bunny. I still would though.
PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:29

Fuck me. She needs a kebab. Jesus. Doesn't it hurt to breathe when you're that bony? Still better than Posh though. As for Butler, he seems sussed, but the menopause is turning his face into Bugs Bunny. I still would though.
PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:29
seriously, i hate this woman.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 10:36
"Yeah like Peace yeah Alexa yah?! *snort - guffaw* Ya! Totally un.be.lievably random!"
kwebb Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:21
ps
kwebb Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:24
Someone give her a fucking pie or two. While fatties have come in for a bit of stick elsewhere on the site, she is just as unpleasant. Does that Arctic Monkies bloke actually do her when she looks like that?
Stramash Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:28
she's giving herself the v's. snigger, chortle.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:05
She has GOT to name her firstborn after them. E. W. Chung-Butler. Has a nice ring to it.
BustySinclair Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:20
Mate of mine worked on the Arctics last tour and word is that he actually had to avoid poling poor Alexa for a week or two whilst he waited for a particularly nasty cock rash that he obtained from one of several groupies to clear up. TRUFAX !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 20/10/2009 - 12:53
Alex hooking up with groupies doesn't surprise me. I was at an event they were both at in August and Alex kept hitting on me and a few other girls every time Alexa was out of sight. Based on his songs, he also really misses an ex...
lionsden Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:12
She is just another cock sucking groupie! Really cant stand this woman! Go eat some pot noodles.
scarlet von fist Tue, 20/10/2009 - 16:08
Gerard Butler - cunt extroadinaire
Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 19:10
What is the whole cock and caboodle about Gerard Buttler? he is no Brad Pitt but he seems to be in the papers allot lately about how sexxy he is. He looks like a Butcher. Alexa Chung needs to eat some Lard! P.S isnt it suprizing Lohan keeps turning up to the parties that Donatella Versace turns up at. Probably trying to get a designer as a friend to help her whaning career and her whaning popularity.
dancingworm Wed, 21/10/2009 - 07:53
Gerard Butler = skeeze, who looks like he needs to make it to the Free Clinic on the regular. Double bag it.

Alexa Chung = hipster douche, but even then (I'm gonna hate myself for saying this) she's too good for him.
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 21/10/2009 - 23:12
only thing that should be on alexa chung is manfat preferably mine

she is too skinny though...
grange Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:17
Can't stand Alexa Chung, she presents like she's only just discovered irony. Smugness aint going to help your eating disorder love.
angrykid Fri, 23/10/2009 - 19:03
She always stands like she's got wee running down here leg she's a bag of irritating twat.

Pic 3 - is Gerard Butler playing in his pocket? He's smiling a funny smile and I don't like it.
iamarabbit Fri, 23/10/2009 - 19:57