Gerard Butler was reportedly flirting outrageously with Chung (who goes out with Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys) during her MTV show recently, 'It's On With Alexa Chung' (something Butler took a little too literally by the sounds of things).
He interrupted Chung during the interview to tell her that she had "amazing eyes" and that had failed to notice how beautiful they were when they first met at the VMA awards.
*Vomits*
Alexa quipped:
"No - you were just going on about my legs."
Touche! The presenter then told Butler that there was a Facebook group called 'Gerard Butler can impregnate through looks alone' (now she's just asking for trouble) to which Butler replied:
"I'm knocking you up - I think I've just knocked you up, actually."
If you can bare to read on, the pair then played a quiz in which Butler had to say 'The Butler Did It' as a yes answer.
Asked if he had had a threesome in the past year, he replied "the Butler did it" before adding the, "The Butler pretty much always does it." The suave so and so...
What a twat.
The pair had to attend the same party, and we're not sure that panned out but they did have the distraction of Donatella Versace's face and wrinkled, saggy arms to put them off...
Also at the party Mischa Barton, Taylor Momsen, Shakira and Jennifer Hudson.
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COMMENTS (16)
Fuck me. She needs a kebab. Jesus. Doesn't it hurt to breathe when you're that bony? Still better than Posh though. As for Butler, he seems sussed, but the menopause is turning his face into Bugs Bunny. I still would though.
seriously, i hate this woman.
"Yeah like Peace yeah Alexa yah?! *snort - guffaw* Ya! Totally un.be.lievably random!"
she's giving herself the v's. snigger, chortle.
ps
She has GOT to name her firstborn after them. E. W. Chung-Butler. Has a nice ring to it.
Someone give her a fucking pie or two. While fatties have come in for a bit of stick elsewhere on the site, she is just as unpleasant. Does that Arctic Monkies bloke actually do her when she looks like that?
Mate of mine worked on the Arctics last tour and word is that he actually had to avoid poling poor Alexa for a week or two whilst he waited for a particularly nasty cock rash that he obtained from one of several groupies to clear up. TRUFAX !
Alex hooking up with groupies doesn't surprise me. I was at an event they were both at in August and Alex kept hitting on me and a few other girls every time Alexa was out of sight. Based on his songs, he also really misses an ex...
She is just another cock sucking groupie! Really cant stand this woman! Go eat some pot noodles.
Gerard Butler - cunt extroadinaire
What is the whole cock and caboodle about Gerard Buttler? he is no Brad Pitt but he seems to be in the papers allot lately about how sexxy he is. He looks like a Butcher. Alexa Chung needs to eat some Lard! P.S isnt it suprizing Lohan keeps turning up to the parties that Donatella Versace turns up at. Probably trying to get a designer as a friend to help her whaning career and her whaning popularity.
Gerard Butler = skeeze, who looks like he needs to make it to the Free Clinic on the regular. Double bag it.
Alexa Chung = hipster douche, but even then (I'm gonna hate myself for saying this) she's too good for him.
only thing that should be on alexa chung is manfat preferably mine
she is too skinny though...
Can't stand Alexa Chung, she presents like she's only just discovered irony. Smugness aint going to help your eating disorder love.
She always stands like she's got wee running down here leg she's a bag of irritating twat.
Pic 3 - is Gerard Butler playing in his pocket? He's smiling a funny smile and I don't like it.