No Pride
Wed, 04/11/2009 - 11:29 by HM writer

It was good to see that 'model' Alice Dellal made an effort to look presentable (it took her at least two and half minutes to look that good) for the launch of new restaurant and nightclub Proud Cabaret in east London last night. Thank goodness Vanessa Feltz was there to inject a bit of glamour...

Supermodel Helena Christensen was looking a bit ropey too...

But Dellal looked as though she hadn't eaten, slept, washed or changed her clothes for about three weeks. We can't imagine why she, along with Pixie Geldof, was dropped by modeling agency Select. Apart from the not looking like a model bit.

Also at the launch, Mark Foster, actress Oona Chaplin, Vanessa Feltz, daughter Allegra Feltz, Ben Ofoedu and Helena Christensen...

  • That is a face screaming out for a fucking good wallop with several cricket bats

    Blartmonster Thu, 05/11/2009 - 03:24
  • I like Alice's dirty look. It's better than the old housewife look or the Miss Piggy look.

    whatthe. Wed, 04/11/2009 - 21:08
  • GASP whats happened to my future wife Helena C's face.

    whereswaldo Wed, 04/11/2009 - 14:41
  • Wow. She looks like a bloke. And not a hot one either.

    BustySinclair Wed, 04/11/2009 - 14:03
  • I was invited to this......thank christs balls I didn't go.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 04/11/2009 - 13:55
  • She looks like someone dug up Heath Ledger

    aaaargh Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:46
  • Observations:

    Helena in these pix reminds me of Peter Sutcliffe. Random I know but it could be the anorak.

    Speaking of which, Ben Ifeedu has brought his big old puffa. But why is he wearing that jacket and with a tie to boot? Terrible.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:05
  • Observations:

    Helena in these pix reminds me of Peter Sutcliffe. Random I know but it could be the anorak.

    Speaking of which, Ben Ifeedu has brought his big old puffa. But why is he wearing that jacket and with a tie to boot? Terrible.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:05
  • She looks like someone dug up Heath Ledger

    aaaargh Wed, 04/11/2009 - 12:46
  • I was invited to this......thank christs balls I didn't go.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 04/11/2009 - 13:55
  • Wow. She looks like a bloke. And not a hot one either.

    BustySinclair Wed, 04/11/2009 - 14:03
  • GASP whats happened to my future wife Helena C's face.

    whereswaldo Wed, 04/11/2009 - 14:41
  • I like Alice's dirty look. It's better than the old housewife look or the Miss Piggy look.

    whatthe. Wed, 04/11/2009 - 21:08
  • That is a face screaming out for a fucking good wallop with several cricket bats

    Blartmonster Thu, 05/11/2009 - 03:24

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