Alice in Wonderland Aftershow pictures, Shane McGowan is a hot piece

Shane MacGowan at the Alice in Wonderland aftershow party

Drink Me!

Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:17 by Mr. HM

After everyone had watched Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, it was time for a nice quiet drink and maybe a nibble or two. Intermix this with some movie industry networking before a nice early night and you have a fairly normal, average movie premiere aftershow. Unless Shane MacGowan turns up of course...

Apart from the spattering of cast members (Anne Hathaway, Barbara Windsor, Matt Lucas and Johnny Depp) it was left to Shane MacGowan to bring a bit of VAVOOM to the event.

The guy makes me want to brush my teeth 50 times a day and shower in Domestos. But the fashion is AMAZING (a lot better than MC Hammer trousers that's for sure) - Red cowboy boots, fingerless leather gloves and shades in the dark. It's a look that's making a fair few couture houses rethink their "Fall" collection that's for sure.

Nice to see him and his missus swap hats, as in the video clip below. When she wears it she looks like a Russian spy - when he wears it, he looks like Dennis the Menace as a baby.

Good, insightful interview too - he was all over it. Concise.

Aftershow parties, Anne Hathaway, David Walliams, Johnny Depp, Matt Lucas, Shane MacGowan

Comments

Can you imagine what McGowan's cock smells like?
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:25
'go on Katie, take one for the team...'

Take one for the team? I think she's taken more than one, in fact more than one team probably....
slug Fri, 26/02/2010 - 16:15
Well I certainly think it would be worth sacrificing London never to have to see Jordan's frighteningly shark-like face again. Plus, blowing up North London alone would rid the world of an unbelievable amount of pseudo-intellectual neo-arsenal supporting b-list slebs. Oh go on Katie, be a sport and take one for the team.
psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:42
Psmmmadamda (sp) - I take it you are from Bolton and not Camden? Or the tribal areas of northern Pakistan. Frankly, like you, I think they can do London. No loss.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:32
I think the Taliban should definitely consider recruiting Jordan. If they replaced every artificial part of her body with plastic explosive, they could blow London to smithereens.
psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:22
I bet Lenny Henry is exactly the same during sex as he is during his Travelodge ads. Overly shouty and enthusiastic.
retrovertigo Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:18
It is also known as the 'coil' and looks very much like a radio receivor. Not sure if it could actually detonate anything. However, if you could hook it all up and replace the liver with a sack of fertiliser, bob's your uncle. You wouldn't want check in to take to long though.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:32
HA ! I knew it.....all women are islamic terrorists !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:14
Inter Uterinal Device but it does open up like a 2D umbrella once inserted into the cervical opening.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:03
Eh IUD ? Improvised Umbrella Device ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:48
Along with any celebrity announcing they want to start a fucking family - we have all seen the results down the years. For starters on the list there's Lily Allen, Katie Price (as in a brand new family - third time lucky eh - 1. oh dear and 2. a couple of potentially cute kids on the way to the psychiatrist's couch 'Who is this mummy of whom you speak?') and Alex Reid. Will personally volunteer to fit an IUD in all of them. Including Alex. In case they ignore our call for celibacy.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:17
I object to Matt Lucas being called a genius......Fat ? yes. Gay ? yes. Bald ? yes. Genius ? NOOOOOO !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:04
He looks as if he smells of stale milk and alcohol.
He's probably a giggle but you wouldn't want to be poked by him. Others who should be banned from having sex:

Quentin Tarantino
Gordon Brown
Tracey Emin
David Walliams
Matt Lucas (genius but would you? Really? Nah, I didn't think so)
Henry Conway
Lenny Henry
PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:57

He looks as if he smells of stale milk and alcohol.
He's probably a giggle but you wouldn't want to be poked by him. Others who should be banned from having sex:

Quentin Tarantino
Gordon Brown
Tracey Emin
David Walliams
Matt Lucas (genius but would you? Really? Nah, I didn't think so)
Henry Conway
Lenny Henry
PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 12:57
I object to Matt Lucas being called a genius......Fat ? yes. Gay ? yes. Bald ? yes. Genius ? NOOOOOO !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:04
Along with any celebrity announcing they want to start a fucking family - we have all seen the results down the years. For starters on the list there's Lily Allen, Katie Price (as in a brand new family - third time lucky eh - 1. oh dear and 2. a couple of potentially cute kids on the way to the psychiatrist's couch 'Who is this mummy of whom you speak?') and Alex Reid. Will personally volunteer to fit an IUD in all of them. Including Alex. In case they ignore our call for celibacy.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:17
Eh IUD ? Improvised Umbrella Device ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 13:48
Inter Uterinal Device but it does open up like a 2D umbrella once inserted into the cervical opening.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:03
HA ! I knew it.....all women are islamic terrorists !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:14
It is also known as the 'coil' and looks very much like a radio receivor. Not sure if it could actually detonate anything. However, if you could hook it all up and replace the liver with a sack of fertiliser, bob's your uncle. You wouldn't want check in to take to long though.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 14:32
I bet Lenny Henry is exactly the same during sex as he is during his Travelodge ads. Overly shouty and enthusiastic.
retrovertigo Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:18
I think the Taliban should definitely consider recruiting Jordan. If they replaced every artificial part of her body with plastic explosive, they could blow London to smithereens.
psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:22
Psmmmadamda (sp) - I take it you are from Bolton and not Camden? Or the tribal areas of northern Pakistan. Frankly, like you, I think they can do London. No loss.
stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:32
Well I certainly think it would be worth sacrificing London never to have to see Jordan's frighteningly shark-like face again. Plus, blowing up North London alone would rid the world of an unbelievable amount of pseudo-intellectual neo-arsenal supporting b-list slebs. Oh go on Katie, be a sport and take one for the team.
psammmead Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:42
'go on Katie, take one for the team...'

Take one for the team? I think she's taken more than one, in fact more than one team probably....
slug Fri, 26/02/2010 - 16:15
Can you imagine what McGowan's cock smells like?
koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 15:25