What says Christmas better than Claire Sweeney, Jonathan Wilkes, Anita Dobson, Natasha Hamilton, Ben Adams, Anthea Turner, Jane Asher and the Fonz in some tights?

We know it's going to be impossible to get into the seasonal spirit this year without Kerry Katona's Iceland buffet, but here's a little festive cheer to keep you going...

The solution to Pamela Anderson's Aladdin stealing all the panto thunder this year seems to have been combining every single other production under the sun to create for one massive medley of show - Snow White and the Fifteen Elves. 

It's all a bit confusing since there are at least three Snow Whites amongst the cast, but we doubt you'll notice that when the show airs in 36 days. Anita Dobson looks like she's already hit the eggnog. We're not surprised; even her last Christmas prime time appearance was less depressing than this.