Holden back the years
Tue, 27/04/2010 - 11:45 by HM writer

Despite denying having any surgery on her face apart from the occasional Botox jab, Amanda Holden's lips look about as natural as Amanda Lapore's genitalia...

Holden's spokesperson has denied that the 'Britian's Got Talent' judge has had any collegen injections and she later added:

"Everyone said I should be flattered people thought that, but my lips are actually thinner than they were before.
With age, your lips thin up – I felt like telling people to come round and check them out themselves, you can see they’ve not been done.

"There was a picture that was taken mid-speech so that’s why they looked more pouty. I’d never have my lips plumped, that’s the one thing I wouldn’t have done."

Anyway, don't just take our word for it. We'll let Lee Ryan have the final say on the matter...

 

 

 

  • Urfugginjokin for PM!

    dandyboy Wed, 28/04/2010 - 11:05
  • Ha ha. Yes, exactly. The good old UK. And I'm not talking about immigration before any wannabe Nick Griffins pipe up. I'm talking about having some sense of who you are. You can't blame foreigners for the fact that we don't even have a national fucking dish, our biggest past-time seems to be child abuse and our most prominent religion is X-factor. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Chavland. With Queen Jordan and Princess bloody Cheryl.

    I suggest everyone in the country who hasn't already seen it is forced to watch the old 'Wicker Man', all of the mongoloid 'underclass' are made to feed their kids something without chemicals in it at least once a week and 'feral' people should be put in millions of teensy cages before they hurt or psychologically fuck up any more innocents. Just give them cans of Special Brew whenever they ask for it til they die. Our reputation as a bunch of no-hope. violent, thicko, negligent, bastards who don't bring-up or educate our children properly would maybe then diminish.

    And all because Amanda Holden made her mouth into a sheep's genitalia.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 28/04/2010 - 10:24
  • As opposed to our dearly beloved country which simply appears to drop it's trousers, bend over, sigh heavily and reach for the vaseline whenever anyone wants anything.

    slug Wed, 28/04/2010 - 09:28
  • Let's not forget the toe curling appearance on Blind Date and ... er that's it, what credentials.

    shitthebed Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:48
  • I like the Welsh. And the French. So I don't mind if you think I'm Welsh! The French and the Welsh are always sticking their middle finger up at someone. I admire that in a country.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:05
  • Whoa hang on! Amanda has done this the hard way. It's not easy ruthlessly exploiting someone called Les Dennis by marrying him and humiliatingly divorcing him in public to whore up your talentless profile

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:00
  • If I didn't know better I'd accuse you of being Welsh......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:17
  • No that's the new head of neurology at the Max Clifford Centre for the Terminally Deluded.

    bellendercarlisle Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:07
  • Oh-ohhhhhh. Looks like Amanda's just had a leedle allergic reaction to the injections.....Her mouth now truly resembles a sheep's fanny. Oops.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:08
  • And all she's got to flaunt now are 2 giant herpes sores at the corner of her lips- job well done!

    kermits Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:36
  • She's crap. She sits there on that talent show like she can't believe her luck to be there - albeit flanked by the 2 biggest cocksuckers in the world.

    shitthebed Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:14
  • Is that the surgeon in the background in Pic 3?

    dandyboy Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:09
  • Is that the surgeon in the background in Pic 3?

    dandyboy Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:09
  • She's crap. She sits there on that talent show like she can't believe her luck to be there - albeit flanked by the 2 biggest cocksuckers in the world.

    shitthebed Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:14
  • And all she's got to flaunt now are 2 giant herpes sores at the corner of her lips- job well done!

    kermits Tue, 27/04/2010 - 12:36
  • Oh-ohhhhhh. Looks like Amanda's just had a leedle allergic reaction to the injections.....Her mouth now truly resembles a sheep's fanny. Oops.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 13:08
  • No that's the new head of neurology at the Max Clifford Centre for the Terminally Deluded.

    bellendercarlisle Tue, 27/04/2010 - 16:07
  • If I didn't know better I'd accuse you of being Welsh......

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 27/04/2010 - 17:17
  • Whoa hang on! Amanda has done this the hard way. It's not easy ruthlessly exploiting someone called Les Dennis by marrying him and humiliatingly divorcing him in public to whore up your talentless profile

    koshmar Tue, 27/04/2010 - 19:00
  • I like the Welsh. And the French. So I don't mind if you think I'm Welsh! The French and the Welsh are always sticking their middle finger up at someone. I admire that in a country.

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:05
  • Let's not forget the toe curling appearance on Blind Date and ... er that's it, what credentials.

    shitthebed Tue, 27/04/2010 - 22:48
  • As opposed to our dearly beloved country which simply appears to drop it's trousers, bend over, sigh heavily and reach for the vaseline whenever anyone wants anything.

    slug Wed, 28/04/2010 - 09:28
  • Ha ha. Yes, exactly. The good old UK. And I'm not talking about immigration before any wannabe Nick Griffins pipe up. I'm talking about having some sense of who you are. You can't blame foreigners for the fact that we don't even have a national fucking dish, our biggest past-time seems to be child abuse and our most prominent religion is X-factor. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Chavland. With Queen Jordan and Princess bloody Cheryl.

    I suggest everyone in the country who hasn't already seen it is forced to watch the old 'Wicker Man', all of the mongoloid 'underclass' are made to feed their kids something without chemicals in it at least once a week and 'feral' people should be put in millions of teensy cages before they hurt or psychologically fuck up any more innocents. Just give them cans of Special Brew whenever they ask for it til they die. Our reputation as a bunch of no-hope. violent, thicko, negligent, bastards who don't bring-up or educate our children properly would maybe then diminish.

    And all because Amanda Holden made her mouth into a sheep's genitalia.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 28/04/2010 - 10:24
  • Urfugginjokin for PM!

    dandyboy Wed, 28/04/2010 - 11:05

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