Amanda Lepore dresses as a Christmas slut for the kids

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Wed, 23/12/2009 - 09:13 by Mr. HM

Long time David La Chapelle muse Amanda Lepore doesn't mess about. There's no middle man when she turns up to be photographed. In fact there were no men at all - they were too busy crying in terror.

It was the annual David Barton Gym's 8th Annual Toy drive (us neither, but I guess it's a bit like a Bannantyne fun run) which I'm presuming is some kind of charity thing where toys are given to sick children or something. Which is obviously why they thought it appropriate to invite someone dressed as a whore.

It's like the Bride of Wildenstein on the pull isn't it? The intention is probably to tease and titilate men of the world, but readers I'd rather slice my cock off with a mandalin, burn it into a cinder, grind it into a fine powder, mix it with some milk, drink it, puke it up, dry the puke, mould it back into a cock shape and sew it back on using baby eyelashes as thread and and burning hot kebab skewer for a needle.

It's like seeing your grandma's bush. You know it exists, but there's nothing on earth that makes looking at it a good idea.

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Comments

  • Fuck me sideways, never heard of her...that is a bird who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Shit that is hideous!

    ratsville Sat, 26/12/2009 - 15:04

  • Agreed. The truly most inappropriate combination of chariteee and people ever. Apart from Alex Reid in his suspenders and that children's head injury charity on the signage a while back. (oh and just the fact that there is a children's charity called 'kids company'. Never know whether to laugh or cry at that one.) Sure Mr HM could find us the link to the Alex Reid inappropriate ball photos (yes, twas at a so called ball).... oh, perhaps not. Too busy with the egg nog 'spect.

    stella ah trois Thu, 24/12/2009 - 08:55

  • Oh, I don't know, honey. There is probably much more to come.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 22:57

  • Have had another reluctant look - forced on me by the mechanics of merely moving on from this - she so needs some Sudacreme. Works in 12 hours. Takes all redness out. Always good to tackle the underlying cause though. Yuk. Puke. Ouch. Ugh.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 22:24

  • Clicked on story, saw heading pic, said out loud with no one to hear, 'For fuck sakes.' So no further down the line than your good self on that one.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 22:24

  • Seriously, who is she?

    charl25 Wed, 23/12/2009 - 20:43

  • David who ?
    Amanda who ?
    Whose gym ?
    Thank God I've enough of a life left to have no idea.

    tigerstail Wed, 23/12/2009 - 19:25

  • pic 9 is like the result of some genetic experiment involving Marilyn Manson, Amy Winehouse, Ritchie from Manic Street Preachers and Pete Burns. Imagine being the one taking the samples. *shudders*

    dandyboy Wed, 23/12/2009 - 13:41

  • I do not think pic 9 could be more repulsive.

    That shit is worse than kiddy porn :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 23/12/2009 - 10:39

  • Holy shit on a stick, that's the material for my nightmares catered for over the next 12 months

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/12/2009 - 10:05

  • Holy shit on a stick, that's the material for my nightmares catered for over the next 12 months

    Blartmonster Wed, 23/12/2009 - 10:05

  • I do not think pic 9 could be more repulsive.

    That shit is worse than kiddy porn :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 23/12/2009 - 10:39

  • pic 9 is like the result of some genetic experiment involving Marilyn Manson, Amy Winehouse, Ritchie from Manic Street Preachers and Pete Burns. Imagine being the one taking the samples. *shudders*

    dandyboy Wed, 23/12/2009 - 13:41

  • David who ?
    Amanda who ?
    Whose gym ?
    Thank God I've enough of a life left to have no idea.

    tigerstail Wed, 23/12/2009 - 19:25

  • Seriously, who is she?

    charl25 Wed, 23/12/2009 - 20:43

  • Clicked on story, saw heading pic, said out loud with no one to hear, 'For fuck sakes.' So no further down the line than your good self on that one.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 22:24

  • Have had another reluctant look - forced on me by the mechanics of merely moving on from this - she so needs some Sudacreme. Works in 12 hours. Takes all redness out. Always good to tackle the underlying cause though. Yuk. Puke. Ouch. Ugh.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 22:24

  • Oh, I don't know, honey. There is probably much more to come.

    stella ah trois Wed, 23/12/2009 - 22:57

  • Agreed. The truly most inappropriate combination of chariteee and people ever. Apart from Alex Reid in his suspenders and that children's head injury charity on the signage a while back. (oh and just the fact that there is a children's charity called 'kids company'. Never know whether to laugh or cry at that one.) Sure Mr HM could find us the link to the Alex Reid inappropriate ball photos (yes, twas at a so called ball).... oh, perhaps not. Too busy with the egg nog 'spect.

    stella ah trois Thu, 24/12/2009 - 08:55

  • Fuck me sideways, never heard of her...that is a bird who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Shit that is hideous!

    ratsville Sat, 26/12/2009 - 15:04

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