Amazing Rihanna live pics, gone completely gaga

Taking the Mickey

Thu, 22/04/2010 - 10:01 by Mr. HM

We know that Rihanna had made an attempt to "sex up" her dossier, but good grief, these pics from her gig in Marseille last night are quite spectacular. Do you think she's heard of Lady Gaga perchance?

Don't you think there is a "circle of sexy" a bit like Eddie Izzard's circle of cool? Rihanna is proof of this - she's been gradually getting sexier and more raunchy for a couple of years now and since the whole Chris Brown thing has washed that man right out of her hair (sista!), slung on a pair of hotpants, got a brazilian and started talking about sex in interviews. it's all a bit forced isn't it?

One mole went to interview her at the start of the R Album campaign...

"She wanted to know how long the camera shot was going to be and said by way of explanation, “I don’t want my legs in the shot. I’ve got a few bruises down there. I had some EXPLOSIVE sex last night”. I think I said, “Oh that’s nice” in response."

Quite. So Rihanna has gone from being a sultry kind of woman to someone who makes Fergie's stage costume look like Selena Gomez and is now about as sexy as a bowlful of maggots covered in shit.

Here she is quite literally pretending to rub her vagina in a sexual manner.

Hmmm....

Still, that aside - the pics from the show look amazing.

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Comments

Anyone describing a Rihanna gig as "amazing" needs to use a dictionary more. And inform the Trades Descriptions people
koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:55
Oh, I don't know - Mr Disney was notoriously ultra right-wing
koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:54
Nazi Mickey Mouse helmet? There's cultural cross-fertilization for you...
laurawump Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:21
Some say observant, others say bored....really bored.
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 23/04/2010 - 16:18
She's looking more robotic every day. I wouldn't mind being crushed to death between her thighs though. Bit like Darryl Hannah's final scene in Bladerunner.
angrykid Thu, 22/04/2010 - 20:37
and her voice is still nasal and out of tune

anyone who pronounces Ceiling See-A-Ling needs shooting so far as I'm concerned
cocknocker Thu, 22/04/2010 - 17:15
LOL! You're quite the observant fellow, Rev!
tescopop Thu, 22/04/2010 - 15:16
http://www.3dvulva.com/

One for Mrs HM. Sister.

And another:

http://www.the-clitoris.com/
stella ah trois Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:17
Her face still looks like an anvil.
dennisnilsen Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:09
Explosive sex? Did someone let off some party poppers down in happy valley then? I know we've got a few self-confessed weedy ejaculators on this site, but inducing bruises with the force of it?

I'm with you Stella in being concerned about the low levels of female genital awareness at HM towers. They must be a bit clit-phobic.
merylhighground Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:05
*coughs* Mr HM, I think you'll find that's her clitoris about there. She would have to sort of squat a bit to 'rub her vagina' in any kind of manner.
stella ah trois Thu, 22/04/2010 - 10:56
Next we'll be hearing rumours of her having a cock !.....although that's gonna be pretty tricky to pull off judging by the size of the camel toe in pic 4

Pic 5 she looks like a transformer in it's "human" form

And in Pic 16 is she being stalked by a couple of terminators ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 22/04/2010 - 10:44

Next we'll be hearing rumours of her having a cock !.....although that's gonna be pretty tricky to pull off judging by the size of the camel toe in pic 4

Pic 5 she looks like a transformer in it's "human" form

And in Pic 16 is she being stalked by a couple of terminators ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 22/04/2010 - 10:44
*coughs* Mr HM, I think you'll find that's her clitoris about there. She would have to sort of squat a bit to 'rub her vagina' in any kind of manner.
stella ah trois Thu, 22/04/2010 - 10:56
Explosive sex? Did someone let off some party poppers down in happy valley then? I know we've got a few self-confessed weedy ejaculators on this site, but inducing bruises with the force of it?

I'm with you Stella in being concerned about the low levels of female genital awareness at HM towers. They must be a bit clit-phobic.
merylhighground Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:05
Her face still looks like an anvil.
dennisnilsen Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:09
http://www.3dvulva.com/

One for Mrs HM. Sister.

And another:

http://www.the-clitoris.com/
stella ah trois Thu, 22/04/2010 - 11:17
LOL! You're quite the observant fellow, Rev!
tescopop Thu, 22/04/2010 - 15:16
and her voice is still nasal and out of tune

anyone who pronounces Ceiling See-A-Ling needs shooting so far as I'm concerned
cocknocker Thu, 22/04/2010 - 17:15
She's looking more robotic every day. I wouldn't mind being crushed to death between her thighs though. Bit like Darryl Hannah's final scene in Bladerunner.
angrykid Thu, 22/04/2010 - 20:37
Some say observant, others say bored....really bored.
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 23/04/2010 - 16:18
Nazi Mickey Mouse helmet? There's cultural cross-fertilization for you...
laurawump Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:21
Oh, I don't know - Mr Disney was notoriously ultra right-wing
koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:54
Anyone describing a Rihanna gig as "amazing" needs to use a dictionary more. And inform the Trades Descriptions people
koshmar Sat, 24/04/2010 - 14:55