But it wasn't as if anyone was there to witness their sloppy attempts. Apart from a few hundred eager paparazzi...

We're not sure who the mystery toff was, but he was wearing a splendid designer belt and wore his crisp white shirt tucked into his jeans, so we're sure Amelle, who had been performing with the Sugababes hours earlier at the T4 Awards, so no wonder she had needed a drink (or 22), won't be cringing with shame when she woke up this morning...

Also at Whiskey Mist (sorry, no Henry Conway but we're sure the bloke above is his friend), Aston Merrygold from JLS, and erm, boxer David Haye...