But it wasn't as if anyone was there to witness their sloppy attempts. Apart from a few hundred eager paparazzi...
We're not sure who the mystery toff was, but he was wearing a splendid designer belt and wore his crisp white shirt tucked into his jeans, so we're sure Amelle, who had been performing with the Sugababes hours earlier at the T4 Awards, so no wonder she had needed a drink (or 22), won't be cringing with shame when she woke up this morning...
Also at Whiskey Mist (sorry, no Henry Conway but we're sure the bloke above is his friend), Aston Merrygold from JLS, and erm, boxer David Haye...





COMMENTS (14)
strategically knackered pully and brown uggs. how utterly staines high street.
I suppose the fact that Pater is a big name in the City as a hedge-fund manager on a 7 figure salary won't sway Amelle's choice of boyfriend, now, will it *raises one eyebrow with chin between forrefinger and thumb*
Pic 3 - you just know that the cunt is saying something along the lines of "Fnnar Phwaa Phwaa What-What!" Posh twat.
It sounds like that to plebs like you, but what he's actually saying is "I do say good wench, I don't suppose you could point one in the direction of the nearest eaterie, could you? I rather feel in the mood for a swan and caviar buttie."
Sorry m'lud.....won't happen again squire !
Why does that Amelle woman have a hairdo like a nun without a wimple? I saw a nun take her wimple off once (very catholic family) and it looked EXACTLY LIKE THAT HAIRDO.
That lad looks like he's just about to go and get a lift home from his mum.
"Have a lovely time, son? I hope you didn't go silly on the cream soda and jelly"
*burp* "Mum, mum, I don't feel too well...."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
"Oh Tarquil you've gone and thrown up all over mummy's barbour jacket !"
Bogus Barrabas.
They both look as if they're about to french-kiss their own mum.
Of COURSE he tucked his shirt in. We wouldn't be able to see his belt otherwise. When the most expensive clothing item you own is round your waist, it must be displayed proudly. He's not a 'toff', unless by 'toff' you mean 'bank teller'.
Looks like she lives in a house full of moths judging by that jumper, or she nicked it off the local tramp, and as for the dribbling chimp in the belt...we've located Jedward's retarded older brother.
Who are you lot to judge, you don't even know him!? He is certainly not a toff, he's just out at a posh club having a good time! rumour has it he's a surfer.
Who gives a fuck - he dresses like he's that William bloke and his retard ginger brother
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