If only someone had told her that the theme was "Too long on the sunbed, clowns featuring the letter 'P' or Tintin with green paint on his face" she could have saved herself a whole heap of embarrassment.
nb. The band formerly known as good were performing at Koko as part of the 'Fight Cervical Cancer in style' event, which whilst not actually being a fashion show for Oncologists, does still sound like a very good cause indeed.
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COMMENTS (12)
Cervical cancer = a sexually transmitted disease. When do we get Hope for Herpes and Sympathy for Syphilis? War on Warts? Go for it for Gonorrhea? Clap for Chlamidia. Clap for Clap come to that. Can I go home now?
Come on, Stella. It's a little different to other STDs.
'Fight Cervical Cancer in Style' ? Does that mean that ugly cunts like me who think that Top Gear is a fashion show are not allowed to attend or help out in any way?
like the waitress says in my favourite clip in pulp fiction 'garcon means boy' - sans is without; avec is with. picky i know but c'est moi
Je suis desole or something
...and here's me thinking that Mr HM was just casting catty aspersions about the gender of whatever it was.
What is a Jade Sugababe then ?
Sort of like the orange ones but less tasty.
Paloma Faith a woman who's talent is easily outshone by her ridiculous dress sense.
Hmmm. Says on t'internet that her singing style has been compared to Amy Winehouse and that she starred in the remake of St Trinian's.
Oh.
I'll pass thanks. Is that what the 'P' on her hat stands for.
I think that pretty much sums her up.
I found that the briefcase depicting a woman and a kitten, toted by the gent behind her, eclipsed her ridiculous outfit.