If only someone had told her that the theme was "Too long on the sunbed, clowns featuring the letter 'P' or Tintin with green paint on his face"  she could have saved herself a whole heap of embarrassment.

nb. The band formerly known as good were performing at Koko as part of the 'Fight Cervical Cancer in style' event, which whilst not actually being a fashion show for Oncologists, does still sound like a very good cause indeed.