Love is a losing game
Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:30 by Drake Scorpio
It was a love we thought would last forever, but despite huge rows, stupendous amounts of drugs and booze, multiple infidelities and jail time, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder Civil have not been able to keep their marriage alive and will today be granted a quickie divorce at the High Court.

Amy’s spokesman told the Mirror: "She is ready to move on following the end of the marriage. She has not had any contact with Blake for months and is focusing on the future. She’s finishing off her album and in good health."

The couple met in a sea of tattoos, skinny jeans and minor celebrities in a pub in Camden in 2005 and married two years later. Despite their frequent and often blood-drenched rows, they always got back together, but Blake's incarceration for assault and perverting the course of justice (not to mention perverting the course of Amy's career) in late 2007 proved too much for them. Notwithstanding her often-repeated howls of loyalty to her BLAAAAAKE! Amy was reportedly unable to hold herself back from a whole host of other men.

Blake having impregnated someone in rehab after his release from prison can't have helped much either...

The only question now is how much Blake will get of Amy's reported £10m fortune - or what's left of it after her eight month stay at a five-star hotel in the Caribbean.

Here are some pics from happier (or not - pic 6) times...

  • Can you imagine the smell of the two of them playing 'Hide the Sausage'?

    Blartmonster Thu, 16/07/2009 - 14:42
  • Fuck, can you imagine the smell of the two of them together in one room?

    dandyboy Thu, 16/07/2009 - 13:20
  • So Amy's single again is she....hmmmmmm

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 16/07/2009 - 12:59
  • I'd rather they were both given a quickie fucking execution... bolt gun through the back of the head should do it. Worthless cunts.

    Boffer Thu, 16/07/2009 - 10:05
  • What happened to marriage being a lifelong commitment? Youngsters just don't try hard enough these days! They give up at the first tiny setback...

    Lynn_H_I Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:54
  • unclebullshit Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:44
  • unclebullshit Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:44
  • What happened to marriage being a lifelong commitment? Youngsters just don't try hard enough these days! They give up at the first tiny setback...

    Lynn_H_I Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:54
  • I'd rather they were both given a quickie fucking execution... bolt gun through the back of the head should do it. Worthless cunts.

    Boffer Thu, 16/07/2009 - 10:05
  • So Amy's single again is she....hmmmmmm

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 16/07/2009 - 12:59
  • Fuck, can you imagine the smell of the two of them together in one room?

    dandyboy Thu, 16/07/2009 - 13:20
  • Can you imagine the smell of the two of them playing 'Hide the Sausage'?

    Blartmonster Thu, 16/07/2009 - 14:42

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