Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder Civil are secretly back together
This is going to end well
Mon, 07/09/2009 - 12:08 by Mr. HMI almost thought I'd dreamt this story, but The News Of The World revealed on Sunday that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder Civil have kind of reunited, if only for some sex.
Celeb XS says that the Matalan Sid and Nancy met up for dinner last Friday, the first time they'd met for 14 months. They waited a full two days for pudding though - with Amy sneaking Blake through her back window (quiet at the back) for a quick shag, whilst her security guards (who have been instructed not to let her near him) were unaware of the skank-sex going on right under their noses.
This is all a bit too complicated and 'Hollyoaks' for us. The pair only got divorced two weeks ago and Blake is due to become a father (great decision) at any moment. It's an episode of Trisha playing out in front of our very eyes.
These two plebs are the most self destructive pair since Kurt and Courtney. All this and the rugby player who grabbed his 5 minutes of fame by giving a kiss and tell in the tabloids ("she bit me" "she spanked me" etc) makes us all very happy to see her getting her mojo back - but Back to Black is now 3 YEARS OLD.
PUT THE COCKS DOWN AND MAKE A NEW RECORD LOVE.
(this is still a great photo though)
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Thanks for the image of those two doing the nasty
Just projectile-vomited my lunch over my monitor - Winehouse looks better you'll be pleased to know.
The Matalan Sid and Nancy was a good touch, admittedly. Liked that....
*pulls up chair for inevitable OD implosion, opens popcorn*
Brilliant news. Hopefully they'll kill themselves this time around.
Phix the photo you phuckers.
Phix the photo you phuckers.
Brilliant news. Hopefully they'll kill themselves this time around.
The Matalan Sid and Nancy was a good touch, admittedly. Liked that....
*pulls up chair for inevitable OD implosion, opens popcorn*
Thanks for the image of those two doing the nasty
Just projectile-vomited my lunch over my monitor - Winehouse looks better you'll be pleased to know.
I found your weblog website on google and examine a few of your early posts. Proceed to keep up the very good operate. I simply additional up your RSS feed to my MSN Information Reader. Searching for ahead to studying more from you afterward!
Parlodel laryngopathies Mobic 7.5 fasciolopsiasis Aldactone ecchymoses