Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil
A Civil partnership
Wed, 10/03/2010 - 12:51 by HM writerBlaaaaake Fielder-Civil has finally dumped the part-time crimping pre-op transsexual called Mia and is reportedly set to make a heroin addict an honest woman out of Amy Winehouse for the second time in Las Vegas. Just as soon as her visa gets sorted...
Winehouse has just bought a £2.5 million home in Camden, reportedly with a purpose built tunnel into the Hawley Arms, to reside in with Blake and where they'll eventually start a family, apparently. Which is almost an image as terrifying as this...
A convenient source said:
"They will definitely be getting married and have agreed on Vegas."
"Amy doesn't want a traditional ceremony and wants it to be similar to their first wedding. She chose not to marry in Miami again because she thinks it could be a bad omen. She can't stop talking to people about their future together."
An early grave, presumably...
These two are so shambolic though, they'll probably end up tying the knot here...
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A fucking pair of cunts that the planet really could do without. When was the last time the skanky bitch recorded anything? Back to Black can only pay her way for so fucking long...
and the hair, just imagine what that smells like... dead things and pete doherty's puss-addled crotch... (same thing really)
I bet she smells of fags and pants that haven't been washed for about a week.
Maybe this time the cunt will actually kill her. Good.
Maybe this time the cunt will actually kill her. Good.
I bet she smells of fags and pants that haven't been washed for about a week.
and the hair, just imagine what that smells like... dead things and pete doherty's puss-addled crotch... (same thing really)
A fucking pair of cunts that the planet really could do without. When was the last time the skanky bitch recorded anything? Back to Black can only pay her way for so fucking long...