Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil to marry in Vegas, world sighs

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Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

A Civil partnership

Wed, 10/03/2010 - 13:51 by HM writer

Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil has finally dumped the part-time crimping pre-op transsexual called Mia and is reportedly set to make a heroin addict an honest woman out of Amy Winehouse for the second time in Las Vegas. Just as soon as her visa gets sorted...

Winehouse has just bought a £2.5 million home in Camden, reportedly with a purpose built tunnel into the Hawley Arms, to reside in with Blake and where they'll eventually start a family, apparently. Which is almost an image as terrifying as this...

A convenient source said:

"They will definitely be getting married and have agreed on Vegas."

"Amy doesn't want a traditional ceremony and wants it to be similar to their first wedding. She chose not to marry in Miami again because she thinks it could be a bad omen. She can't stop talking to people about their future together."

An early grave, presumably...

These two are so shambolic though, they'll probably end up tying the knot here...

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Comments

Nothing about Amy shocks me anymore. She's been to rehab so many times and she's clearly not done with drugs yet. Marriage is just what she needs to start a family... This way she'll raise her children (if any) from inside the Narconon Vistabay rehab... I pity them both.
ronny Thu, 23/09/2010 - 12:24
A fucking pair of cunts that the planet really could do without. When was the last time the skanky bitch recorded anything? Back to Black can only pay her way for so fucking long...
koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 20:38
and the hair, just imagine what that smells like... dead things and pete doherty's puss-addled crotch... (same thing really)
dandyboy Wed, 10/03/2010 - 18:32
I bet she smells of fags and pants that haven't been washed for about a week.
retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 17:19
Maybe this time the cunt will actually kill her. Good.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 10/03/2010 - 14:03

Maybe this time the cunt will actually kill her. Good.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 10/03/2010 - 14:03
I bet she smells of fags and pants that haven't been washed for about a week.
retrovertigo Wed, 10/03/2010 - 17:19
and the hair, just imagine what that smells like... dead things and pete doherty's puss-addled crotch... (same thing really)
dandyboy Wed, 10/03/2010 - 18:32
A fucking pair of cunts that the planet really could do without. When was the last time the skanky bitch recorded anything? Back to Black can only pay her way for so fucking long...
koshmar Thu, 11/03/2010 - 20:38
Nothing about Amy shocks me anymore. She's been to rehab so many times and she's clearly not done with drugs yet. Marriage is just what she needs to start a family... This way she'll raise her children (if any) from inside the Narconon Vistabay rehab... I pity them both.
ronny Thu, 23/09/2010 - 12:24