In what can only be described as sensible, well thought out and hopelessly romantic, Amy Winehouse has apparently begged her parasitic twat of a husband to return.

According to the Sunday tabloids, Amy made an 'emotional phone call' (does she make any other kind?) to him on Tuesday.

Like the true cavalier he is, Blake immediately told The News Of The World everything.

"We've been talking for the first time in months.

"I love her as much as ever. I know she still loves me, even though we're getting divorced. Maybe this time we can do everything properly and not mess it up."

"She is looking beautiful and healthy now and it reminds me of the old Amy. She has been wearing my engagement ring and it meant an awful lot."

What a guy!

Blake believes everything is OK because they are both now clean from their drug addiction.

hhhhmmm... Hasn't it occurred to him that the reason they're clean is because they aren't living in the Camden gutter together anymore?
Apparently not:

"I did something wrong and went to prison. I got clean. Amy flew off somewhere hot, got clean. It was meant to be that way. We were pushing things to the extreme with our drug-taking and it could never have carried on that way.

"I want to take her out for dinner and propose again. I hope that within five minutes we'll be planning where we're next going to get married."

To avoid all the drugs in London, the pair have decided to meet in Sheffield. Right - no drugs there then!

A spokesman for Amy told the paper:

"Amy is very disappointed that Blake's family are airing any aspects of her private life in public."

Not as disappointed as us...