Blake's Heaven
Mon, 26/10/2009 - 10:50 by Mr. HM

As the saying goes, the only certain things in life are death taxes, and that Blake and Amy would end up back together, festering in their grim bedsit of a relationship until the end of the world. Well that's exactly what has  happened…

According to their facebook status', the two are offically trading juices again (they must glow in the dark) and have both updated their status to "married" after staying in touch following their divorce this summer.

And in a separate post, Blake added:

"Can't argue with true love. What's the point?"

  • Delighted he's made an honest woman of her, again. They'll make terrific parents.

    spandex Tue, 27/10/2009 - 23:47
  • As usual looked through every picture and every picture they need a really really good shower and a really big burger!

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:09
  • These nauseating filthy scrawny parasitic cunts make me want to fucking puke. Someone turn a flame thrower on them and then disinfect whatever bits of charred bone are left. Then piss on them.

    aaaargh Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:16
  • Megacunt gets back with megacunt, both dabble in class A's, both inject dirty shit, both OD.

    What's the fucking problem? I never fucking rated her, what was the attraction? Half arsed talent fucks it up via creepy over-obsessive father. Meh

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:09
  • Huh? He's hung like a fucking mouse!

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:07
  • Hope springs eternal...

    BonnyWill Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:31
  • Mr HM, I wish you'd given me a heads up before publicising an even more impressive camel toe than mine. I thought I'd had that covered (read velour-clad)

    merylhighground Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:15
  • The Sid and Nancy of our times.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:03
  • Masochists heaven.

    koos Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:49
  • I refer to pic 4 - shows warts and all.

    spandex Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:38
  • Hmnnnh, wonder what she sees in 'im... Do you want chips with that codpiece, Amy?

    spandex Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:31
  • You can't deny heroin's a great diet. Pic 4 - those skin tight jeans - you can see EVERYTHING!

    whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:00
  • Hang about, someone actually stays in to keep an eye on these two pussfucks Facebook status? Each to their own I suppose.

    dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 14:07
  • She's very 'Planet of the Apes' in pic 7. Mega muttonchops happening there.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 14:04
  • Good pun.

    mynicehat Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:28
  • God I hate these fucking worthless parasite cunts. DIE YOU FUCKING POINTLESS TURDS. DIE NOW AND DIE IN AGONISING FUCKING PAIN.

    aaaargh Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:28
  • Your shame is never...ending
    Just one psychological drama after another
    You are guilty and how you ever entered into this life
    God only knows, the infinite complexities of love

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:24
  • fantastic to see these two back together. glad they've patched things up and the best of british luck to them.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:07
  • A while ago someone on this site referred to Blake as 'Super-Spiv'. I always think of him as that when I see him now.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:03
  • A while ago someone on this site referred to Blake as 'Super-Spiv'. I always think of him as that when I see him now.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:03
  • fantastic to see these two back together. glad they've patched things up and the best of british luck to them.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:07
  • Your shame is never...ending
    Just one psychological drama after another
    You are guilty and how you ever entered into this life
    God only knows, the infinite complexities of love

    jiggerycock Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:24
  • God I hate these fucking worthless parasite cunts. DIE YOU FUCKING POINTLESS TURDS. DIE NOW AND DIE IN AGONISING FUCKING PAIN.

    aaaargh Mon, 26/10/2009 - 11:28
  • Good pun.

    mynicehat Mon, 26/10/2009 - 12:28
  • She's very 'Planet of the Apes' in pic 7. Mega muttonchops happening there.

    BustySinclair Mon, 26/10/2009 - 14:04
  • Hang about, someone actually stays in to keep an eye on these two pussfucks Facebook status? Each to their own I suppose.

    dandyboy Mon, 26/10/2009 - 14:07
  • You can't deny heroin's a great diet. Pic 4 - those skin tight jeans - you can see EVERYTHING!

    whatthe. Mon, 26/10/2009 - 15:00
  • Hmnnnh, wonder what she sees in 'im... Do you want chips with that codpiece, Amy?

    spandex Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:31
  • I refer to pic 4 - shows warts and all.

    spandex Mon, 26/10/2009 - 17:38
  • Masochists heaven.

    koos Mon, 26/10/2009 - 18:49
  • The Sid and Nancy of our times.

    mirabellebuttersfield Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:03
  • Mr HM, I wish you'd given me a heads up before publicising an even more impressive camel toe than mine. I thought I'd had that covered (read velour-clad)

    merylhighground Mon, 26/10/2009 - 19:15
  • Hope springs eternal...

    BonnyWill Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:31
  • Huh? He's hung like a fucking mouse!

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:07
  • Megacunt gets back with megacunt, both dabble in class A's, both inject dirty shit, both OD.

    What's the fucking problem? I never fucking rated her, what was the attraction? Half arsed talent fucks it up via creepy over-obsessive father. Meh

    Blartmonster Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:09
  • These nauseating filthy scrawny parasitic cunts make me want to fucking puke. Someone turn a flame thrower on them and then disinfect whatever bits of charred bone are left. Then piss on them.

    aaaargh Mon, 26/10/2009 - 22:16
  • As usual looked through every picture and every picture they need a really really good shower and a really big burger!

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:09
  • Delighted he's made an honest woman of her, again. They'll make terrific parents.

    spandex Tue, 27/10/2009 - 23:47

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