Don't Let The Bellend (In)
Wed, 14/07/2010 - 09:42 by HM writer

Amy Winehouse washed herself with an extra litre of creosote to attend boyfriend Reg Traviss' premiere of Psychosis at the Prince Charles Cinema in London's Leicester Square last night. So thank God for Justin Hawkins - for even Gazza could have stumbled in armed with a baguette and some chicken pieces pissed off his face and he still all eyes would be on Justin Hawkins..

That moustache. That mullet. The nose ring. The possibility of The Darkness attempting a comeback!!

Amy was looking a bit bored mainly because she had to sit through an entire film without a single camel light. But she managed to make it through the night with minimum bra exposure, nipple slip or breast explosion.

Also at the premiere of the film that Reg (who basically just looks like a more coiffured version of Darius Danesh) wrote and directed included its stars, Charisma Carpenter - who sounds like a porn star and the film does have that sort of feel, Ricci Hartnett and an ex-builder who once dated Jennifer Aniston, Paul Sculfor...

 

 

 

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    office Fri, 16/07/2010 - 02:08
  • Justin Hawkins is the King of Cunts.

    He took himself far too seriously and thought he was Mozart. The man's a knob.

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    Maria59 Thu, 15/07/2010 - 04:21
  • Justin reminds me of Borat for some reason.

    angrykid Wed, 14/07/2010 - 19:24
  • Pic 7 - Reg's hair looks like a parted half shaved minge and a dark brown peeled half onion.

    shitthebed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 18:03
  • Justin = Dale from King of the Hill.

    Poiple Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:48
  • Good work that man !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:28
  • Fuck me!
    Ricci Hartnett.
    His acting is so........................
    SHIT.

    Poor Charisma :-(

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:25
  • Nice to see Charisma again!
    I thought she had wandered into the Hollywood wasteland, never again to be seen or heard of!
    It's been about 15 years since Buffy, hasn't it?
    Therefore for a 40 year old ex TV star, she's not looking rough or surgically tampered with. YEAY!

    However, Aimee........
    Being styled by RNIB again.
    I mean why?
    And why as the brazil nut filled chocolate from Quality Street?
    They don't do film premiere dresses at Matalan or at Brixton Market..
    When will you learn?
    Footwear *is involuntarily gipping*
    She might as well go out in an M&S polyester nightie and slippers as she's determined to channel the Norah Batty look.
    Or is this all anti-fashion as irony?
    Yeah, well, the joke's on lastminute.com booking a holiday love!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:19
  • More to the point,she was also in Playboy. Oh. Yes.
    http://www.0kay.net/charisma_carpenter/charisma_carpenter_playboy_photos.jpg

    sinaplenty Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:40
  • Wasn't Charisma Carpenter in Buffy?

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  • that is an absolutely sensational tache. you know nothing.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 10:13
  • i'm single and hawkins isn't. from now on i'm zany

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  • i'm single and hawkins isn't. from now on i'm zany

    switch Wed, 14/07/2010 - 09:47
  • that is an absolutely sensational tache. you know nothing.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 14/07/2010 - 10:13
  • Wasn't Charisma Carpenter in Buffy?

    tescopop Wed, 14/07/2010 - 10:33
  • More to the point,she was also in Playboy. Oh. Yes.
    http://www.0kay.net/charisma_carpenter/charisma_carpenter_playboy_photos.jpg

    sinaplenty Wed, 14/07/2010 - 12:40
  • Nice to see Charisma again!
    I thought she had wandered into the Hollywood wasteland, never again to be seen or heard of!
    It's been about 15 years since Buffy, hasn't it?
    Therefore for a 40 year old ex TV star, she's not looking rough or surgically tampered with. YEAY!

    However, Aimee........
    Being styled by RNIB again.
    I mean why?
    And why as the brazil nut filled chocolate from Quality Street?
    They don't do film premiere dresses at Matalan or at Brixton Market..
    When will you learn?
    Footwear *is involuntarily gipping*
    She might as well go out in an M&S polyester nightie and slippers as she's determined to channel the Norah Batty look.
    Or is this all anti-fashion as irony?
    Yeah, well, the joke's on lastminute.com booking a holiday love!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:19
  • Fuck me!
    Ricci Hartnett.
    His acting is so........................
    SHIT.

    Poor Charisma :-(

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:25
  • Good work that man !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:28
  • Justin = Dale from King of the Hill.

    Poiple Wed, 14/07/2010 - 13:48
  • Pic 7 - Reg's hair looks like a parted half shaved minge and a dark brown peeled half onion.

    shitthebed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 18:03
  • Justin reminds me of Borat for some reason.

    angrykid Wed, 14/07/2010 - 19:24
  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me,. We met online a ~A~G~E~L~E~S~S~B~B~W c/~ o ~/ m--- It's a premiere plus-size dating community for BBW & BHM seeking large person..A nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out

    Maria59 Thu, 15/07/2010 - 04:21
  • Justin Hawkins is the King of Cunts.

    He took himself far too seriously and thought he was Mozart. The man's a knob.

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  • You love father, but in Father’s Day, it is hard to think what gave him a most swarovski appropriate gift, still remembered Mother’s Day; you swarovski crystals gave mom the beautiful swarovski beads bracelet charms, so she was moved to tears. Dad had previously sent wallet, belt, clothes, and now swarovski sale there is no pattern, I really can not think of coming.

    xihayizu Sun, 18/07/2010 - 08:30

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