God what a yawn-athon.

Arguing on the internet is a bit like the special olympics: Even if you win, you still look like a retard.

An intervention is in order ( without prejudidice) but I do believe the term " growler" came from the honourable member Custer ...

I keep thinking of "Moo-oon Piiiiiig".

Maybe the MoonCup bods can adopt the same campaign.

Instead of flying bacon have a flying cup with a woman swimming around in blood. The caption? "Because I'm worth it."

Fuck me Stella- I love you to bits but didnt expect this diatribe - Im gagging at your vitriol - you are so angry!!!!( in reality I am only gipped out by the use of the word fanny- cunt never bothers me- am I weird??)

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Trolly sounds like Penny

"Lovely cuple, I'm sure and I'm really sorry to have intervened on your online fuck time here - " Just one of many windows of opportunity! Sneering is not a lovely look.

Stella & Kosh,

Lovely cuple, I'm sure and I'm really sorry to have intervened on your online fuck time here - didn't mean to get anyone tetchy.

Stells - many thanks for the hug, but really it's not necessary. The days worth of jizz clotting and swilling around in your fanny was a fantastic metaphor and I appreciate your conspiring with me on this: if one man gagged reading this thread, then that works for me. Although I must stop talking about this now as mummy will be spinning in her grave with all the curse words and dirty talk.
Koshmare,

Firstly honey, I'm afraid we're not allowed to serve alcohol to kids - age limit's 18, I'm afraid. Oh, and "growler"? Wonderful. One day when you're older, you'll realise that in order to get further than meeting women and them slapping you in the face, you'll need to act "grown-up". When you see a "growler" in real life, you'll probably come to learn that the quickest way to get it taken away again is to use a perjorative term. Oh, and any issues you have with any of the longer words or pronunciations - just let me know, darling, ok?

Don't be ignorant people. I just tried moon cup for the first time last week and I'll never use tampons again. It fits very nicely, and it's much safer and healthier than tampons. You don't have to have a vagina made of steel, and they make different sizes for people that have had kids. It's not any more gross than pulling a bloody piece of wadded up cotton out of your hoo-haa. Not to mention, I don't think it's safe to put something that's been bleached into your reproductive organs. You also can't get toxic shock syndrome with moon cups, and you can leave them in for as long as you like (until you need to empty it, tampons have an 8 hour warning). I highly recommend all ladies to try it, tampons will be obsolete soon. Just because Amy Winehouse is a crackhead, doesn't mean moon cups are weird. In fact, they're pretty friggin awesome.

It's good they have those trolley suitcases to help carry it all.

Is that before or after we take a 'comfort break' K?

He couldn't help but see it as her growler hung down. In any case, everyone knows the stewards are camper than a row of tents at Rhyl

Actually, Trolly, you fucking trowelled-on-make-up usher-inner with the patronising voice, you'll find that in my previous incarnation I also flew for a fucking living, except not on the bucket-and-spade brigade to Torremolinos.

Oh, and I'll have another fucking G and T while you're at it. Chop chop, love, there's a dear

Did you show him yours?

Trolly, I think it's hilarious that one of the selling points of this product is that you have to have pelvic muscles like Alex Reid's biceps to wear this - such a handy and helpful and ecological product open to - oh, women from 14 to 30.. Yes, honey, people have kids. Yes. it goes a bit weird down there. I assume you will only have this joy lying ahead of you.

Plus, hating as you do the wondrous qualities of pure cotton wool, I suppose you take your make up off with slices of cling wrap and next time you have surgery, you'll be wanting people to catch your spurting blood in bowls for you to look at later?

but not any more. She will just hoik it out after five days and get the cats to clean it for next month.

Koshma reckons it's all photoshop.... Blue waffle. Not Amy Winehouse.

"huge sodden clots of blood on the outside that drip down and smell like rotten meat, then personally, I'd rather it all sealed in neatly until I can deal with it hygienically." Honey - can I suggest a visit to your GP. Anyone presenting with this for me would get a D and C and a big hug.

I hear Winehouse is getting a waffle done for her next tattoo....

Wow such poetic imagery and when combined with Winehouses growler....pass the brain bleach please

Yeah, one of our stewards coined "fuck a cup" as his curse du jour when he heard about them. He was a fuckwit though, bless him.

Amy Winehouse is a bleeding cunt...

made me laugh. "Moon Cup", now "Cuppage", has been used as a term of offence in our office for about 2 years now as we got asked to tone down the swearing.
Cunt, fucknuts and wanker do still get used more often though

And they couldn't have found a better cuppage to promote the product.

No koshmar, unfortunately your muscles "down there" hem hem, need to be in good condition to be able to use them otherwise they just leak.

And they are pretty fucking gross, granted, but when the alternative is a wodge of cotton wool stuffed up you which doesn't absorb very well, leaks and collects huge sodden clots of blood on the outside that drip down and smell like rotten meat, then personally, I'd rather it all sealed in neatly until I can deal with it hygienically.

And as for trollydollies having no brains, I'm the only one who knows where the fucking exits are and will be sailing off with the big yellow life raft and supplies whilst you fight your way through the throng of idiots who ignore the safety warnings as the plane slips slowly into the atlantic.

mooncups are utter shite.
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A bit like your mum, you just don't want to think of Amy Winehouse having a vagina, it makes me feel strange. I think I need the blue waffle pic to bleach my mind.

Trollydolly - sounds like you have the brains of one - the concept of a Mooncup is pretty fucking rank, regardless of whether you have it fitted properly or not.

How big are these things? Do you have to have a minge the size of Price or Katona to not notice it tucked up in the old wizard's sleeve?

Stella's description sounds to me that the "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Bodyform!" is a much better option....

"A bit scary if it all comes out when you're interviewing for a new job; a bit whiffy after a bit; just fucking gross."

Sounds like you didn't put it in properly, either that or it's just slipping out. I'm sure it's not up to me to suggest why...

That is Sammy Davis Jr in a fucking wig