back to booze
Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:44 by Metrosexual

Hooray! Amy Winehouse has brought her drunk-and-disorderly routine to the streets. We're sure the paps who she screamed, shouted and, according to some reports, spat at are over the moon she's turned her back on St Lucia (i.e. was probably threatened with deportation). They'll be coining it in.

Amy rampaged around town and ended up doing an impromptu sing-song at a club.

Amy and pal Tyler James, who had a brief and unsuccessful pop career around six years ago, went to three Soho restaurants before hitting the sauce at the Jazz After Dark club.

Amy sang a couple of songs and, amazingly, wasn't booed off stage. She's still got it! And, worryingly, she's still got her fake freckles too...

When a fan asked for a kiss, presumably he was very drunk and it was very dark, Winehouse replied she was with her boyfriend. Hmmm. Still, at least he's got a nice jumper and seems less of an all-round weasel-faced rotter than her ex husband Blake.

 

 

 

  • I'd say he's too stupid to live but he's obviously got the skill of sponging.

    diamondcat Sat, 19/09/2009 - 20:10
  • Oh God, stupid creature. For God's sake, ditch that fucking awful cunt, you half wit. Ohh, sorry, forgot, she is a halfwit. OK. PIss off and die quickly, please, you annoying creature. And take that hair with you.

    diamondcat Sat, 19/09/2009 - 20:07
  • look at her hands, she has no palms just very large fingers a-la Alien hand babies !

    dancingworm Sat, 19/09/2009 - 07:07
  • Whatever she may have done to spruce up her image, she's out holding hands with some cunt wearing loafers and no socks. Papa said go to rehab.

    merylhighground Sat, 19/09/2009 - 01:09
  • Fucking toff yuppie in pic 1, you cunt Shitehouse, you fucking sold out. Bring on the fucking revolution

    Blartmonster Fri, 18/09/2009 - 22:04
  • She looks fit in picture 2, fucked in all the rest.Excellent.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:30
  • Deano from Knobenders ^?

    kwebb Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:21
  • Is this fucking talentless junkie cunt not dead yet? That's the only news I want to see about her.

    youjizzmoppers Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:50
  • Is this fucking talentless junkie cunt not dead yet? That's the only news I want to see about her.

    youjizzmoppers Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:50
  • Deano from Knobenders ^?

    kwebb Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:21
  • She looks fit in picture 2, fucked in all the rest.Excellent.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 18/09/2009 - 16:30
  • Fucking toff yuppie in pic 1, you cunt Shitehouse, you fucking sold out. Bring on the fucking revolution

    Blartmonster Fri, 18/09/2009 - 22:04
  • Whatever she may have done to spruce up her image, she's out holding hands with some cunt wearing loafers and no socks. Papa said go to rehab.

    merylhighground Sat, 19/09/2009 - 01:09
  • look at her hands, she has no palms just very large fingers a-la Alien hand babies !

    dancingworm Sat, 19/09/2009 - 07:07
  • Oh God, stupid creature. For God's sake, ditch that fucking awful cunt, you half wit. Ohh, sorry, forgot, she is a halfwit. OK. PIss off and die quickly, please, you annoying creature. And take that hair with you.

    diamondcat Sat, 19/09/2009 - 20:07
  • I'd say he's too stupid to live but he's obviously got the skill of sponging.

    diamondcat Sat, 19/09/2009 - 20:10

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