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Wed, 30/09/2009 - 10:16 by HM writer

We're so delighted to see Amy Winehouse back on the mend again, giving up boozing for breakfast, utilising her talent once more and finally producing her long-awaited and highly-anticipated new material. Oh, hang on...

She's just 'jamming' in the studio in her north London home with friends.

Amy slurs:

"Well I know that I'm a Jew. Well, a Jewmaican. Anyway if you can, uh, smoke bacon, then, uh, I reckon that ah ah. I never knew that Zalon was so good at drums, it makes me feel dumb. You understand what I'm saying, and my boys be playing."

Apparently her neighbours aren't too happy to hear her 'freestyling', with a source adding:

"They've asked her to keep it down a few times. She has been complying by turning off amps and stopping playing the guitar after midnight but she has still been singing until silly o'clock. No one wants to fall out with her as it's quite a close community, but if it carries on they'll be taking it further."

Fingers crossed...

  • She's fucking shit, she produced a handful of tracks yonks ago and has been dining out (ie, shooting H) on them ever since. Cunt.

    Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:48
  • Can't she afford a detached house or has she spent all her earnings on crack and wigs?

    blaxa Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:49
  • For the love of all that is good, will someone put this whining one-trick crackhead out of its misery?

    pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:06
  • For the love of all that is good, will someone put this whining one-trick crackhead out of its misery?

    pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 11:06
  • Can't she afford a detached house or has she spent all her earnings on crack and wigs?

    blaxa Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:49
  • She's fucking shit, she produced a handful of tracks yonks ago and has been dining out (ie, shooting H) on them ever since. Cunt.

    Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:48

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