Something smells fishy
Wed, 14/10/2009 - 10:46 by Mr. HM

Amy Winehouse looked back to her normal mental self last night when she ventured out with goddaughter Dionne Broomfield for a fish supper. When asked she denied having a boob job...

It's good to see Amy looking almost back to her good self, especially as it was only a year ago she was crawling around a Caribbean bar with no wig, covered in cuts and fag burns.

Well, as you can see from the pics, Amy popped along to the "Amy Winehouse fancy dress Emporium" and picked up her uniform from yesteryear. Let's take a look:

  • Blonde streak in hair - CHECK!
  • Painted on freckles (bit too much) - CHECK!
  • 50's shirt with "Blake's Girl" (please God let it be an old shirt) written on it - CHECK!
  • Dirty ballet pumps - CHECK!
  • Burgeoning drug problem - WHO KNOWS!

The dirty cow even got food or dribble down her shirt.

Seeing as Amy was supposed to be newly stacked in the tit department, the paparazzi asked her how the operation went.

She replied:

"What operation?!"

So that solves that then. The only fake it in these pictures is the name on her shirt.

Welcome back 2005 Amy!

  • she really looks good with the fake balloons stuck on a bony skelliton with tattoos all over them, OHH and love the freckells done with a brown texta really excentuates your cheekbones!

    dancingworm Thu, 15/10/2009 - 04:59
  • What
    A
    Fucking
    Pig.

    Nice parental control by Mr and Mrs Broomfield. "Oooh we're so proud of her. We're just looking forward to her first junkie hanger-on boyfriend and first aborted OD"

    Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 20:03
  • Did she mistake the silicone jabs for heroin then.

    Joining Kylie the frozen plastic Barbie in denials stake out is she. Bleh.These babes are so bloody asinine.Cant sing,cant act, cant dance.All puff and no go.Eff all substance.Got the profundity of a wet cloth.All that fame and money and still as thick as pig shit

    koos Wed, 14/10/2009 - 16:42
  • Freckles? I thought they were track marks.

    BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 15:12
  • "What operation?" Hahahahahahahaha. Put her on the list along with Posh, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, Kylie, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears and Demi Moore. About the only thing that can be said about Jordan is that at least she doesn't pretend to be anything other than 95% false.

    charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:16
  • Her legs . . . . I'm gonna puke . . .

    Stramash Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:52
  • Those freckles look fucking ridiculous.

    retrovertigo Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:43
  • Bored of this cunt, only got interesting when she looked like she might finish herself off.....Blake will soon have that one fixed.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:41
  • I've figured what's going on here. Dionne is taking Amy out as a treat and doing the looking after.

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:10
  • I think you'll find that they do, yes.

    aaaargh Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:09
  • No, they don't really NEED to die, but it would be nice.

    BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:57
  • well, they don't really do they - if you're honest.

    Mr. HM Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:48
  • These cunts need to die

    aaaargh Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:39
  • The same kind that spews forth Britney, Li-lo, Katona and Winehouse herself. Parents used to push their kids to be footballers etc. Now it's just, "Take your knickers off, get yourself papped and live the dream!"

    charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:39
  • What sort of parent let's their 13 year old go out for the evening with Amy Winehouse?! "See you later! Have a nice time! Call me if you get stuck or end up buying heroin! Bye!"

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:09
  • with a mentor like that, broomfield's got a bright future ahead of her.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:01
  • with a mentor like that, broomfield's got a bright future ahead of her.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:01
  • What sort of parent let's their 13 year old go out for the evening with Amy Winehouse?! "See you later! Have a nice time! Call me if you get stuck or end up buying heroin! Bye!"

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:09
  • The same kind that spews forth Britney, Li-lo, Katona and Winehouse herself. Parents used to push their kids to be footballers etc. Now it's just, "Take your knickers off, get yourself papped and live the dream!"

    charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:39
  • These cunts need to die

    aaaargh Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:39
  • well, they don't really do they - if you're honest.

    Mr. HM Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:48
  • No, they don't really NEED to die, but it would be nice.

    BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 11:57
  • I think you'll find that they do, yes.

    aaaargh Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:09
  • I've figured what's going on here. Dionne is taking Amy out as a treat and doing the looking after.

    kwebb Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:10
  • Bored of this cunt, only got interesting when she looked like she might finish herself off.....Blake will soon have that one fixed.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:41
  • Those freckles look fucking ridiculous.

    retrovertigo Wed, 14/10/2009 - 12:43
  • Her legs . . . . I'm gonna puke . . .

    Stramash Wed, 14/10/2009 - 13:52
  • "What operation?" Hahahahahahahaha. Put her on the list along with Posh, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, Kylie, Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears and Demi Moore. About the only thing that can be said about Jordan is that at least she doesn't pretend to be anything other than 95% false.

    charl25 Wed, 14/10/2009 - 14:16
  • Freckles? I thought they were track marks.

    BustySinclair Wed, 14/10/2009 - 15:12
  • Did she mistake the silicone jabs for heroin then.

    Joining Kylie the frozen plastic Barbie in denials stake out is she. Bleh.These babes are so bloody asinine.Cant sing,cant act, cant dance.All puff and no go.Eff all substance.Got the profundity of a wet cloth.All that fame and money and still as thick as pig shit

    koos Wed, 14/10/2009 - 16:42
  • What
    A
    Fucking
    Pig.

    Nice parental control by Mr and Mrs Broomfield. "Oooh we're so proud of her. We're just looking forward to her first junkie hanger-on boyfriend and first aborted OD"

    Blartmonster Wed, 14/10/2009 - 20:03
  • she really looks good with the fake balloons stuck on a bony skelliton with tattoos all over them, OHH and love the freckells done with a brown texta really excentuates your cheekbones!

    dancingworm Thu, 15/10/2009 - 04:59

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