Personally if I had all that money I would buy a nice big old 1856 stone house on 50 acres with a little river out the back and an orchard. I would shut myself inside for days eating pizza and mc-donalds then occasionally going to parties and concerts to sing etc and all the work would be done by my maids, chef,butler,gardners. I would ride around on a motorbike with my dogs and occasionally ride my push button pony.

Yeah. A nice kitchen would really sort her out. She could have soft-close doors and one of those squirty taps on a spring and a built-in plasma telly above the dishwasher. Wino, get down to Moben.

For the young, rich, beautiful (well, OK...) and famous at the top of their game, there is only one way to go.... and that is down.

In fact she still ranks quite high on stiffs.com

"This fucker just has everything that money can buy apart from ..."

a nice kitchen and some good shoes (see above). < feels longing for. (oh, and a pony.)

Fuck it, no. She's an arrogant, obstinate, up-her-own-arse trollop with no thought for anyone apart from her own sorry self and that delusional ex of hers. She's had support, counselling, she even got rid of that cunt and she's back on the shit. Know what? I reckon there'll be, ooooh, thousands of addicts who would have loved the odd trip to the Priory or St Lucia to get over the various traumas, but no, they have to do it the hard way. This fucker just has everything that money can buy apart from an operational brain, a decent voice and humility.

Fuck them both - Sid and Nancy part 2

But Tesco why enjoy your money living a life of luxury when you could spend your time doing a crack-whores worth of drugs, getting ripped off by BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAKE and generally having the life sucked out of you by a group of sycophantic blood sucking leeches loosely calling themselves your "friends" (or in this cunt case they probably refer to themselves as their entourage). What could be better ?

Well, quite. I often think "what would I do with loads of money?" and usually my first answer is "I would get a big house, and install a lovely kitchen." WHY NOT JUST GET A NICE KITCHEN, WINO? WHY???

Amy Winehouse is two drinks away from becoming an ACTUAL tramp. Didn't she used to sing songs?

Hard to sympathise with her, yes; but when the best outside influence you have is an ego-driven, exploitative father then you don't really stand a chance. Best of luck to the pair of them, they'll fucking need it.

It's like a re-run of that freak or unique segment on TFI friday thiingy whatsit.

Anyone with all that money and they don't go off and do the right thing and get a big house and a horse and some domestic help and some new shoes. Why is it so obvious to us but not to her? oh yeah, she's a crack headed smack riddled chlamydia infested cunt. Sometimes it's just staring you in the face.

worried. YOU ARE A SMACK HEAD.

i can do that with my arm... should I be worried? am i going to become a smackhead?

Indeed, I put it down to the trappings of fame. Mind, trappings or no, there's no way I'd ever go "ooooh, heroin, eh? Yeah, I'll definitely have some of that, I've heard nothing but good reviews"

though i find it difficult to sympathise with someone who has it all, then bins it so spectacularly as winehouse as done...i do share your sentiment.

she certainly has lost her way tesco, self destruct imminent.

You know, I actually feel really bloody sorry for Winehouse. Back in the early days, she was a normal girl, with a good voice, who clearly ate decent amounts and seemed quite wholesome and nice. Fastforward a few years, and she's fucked, basically. It's fucking bleak. It makes me sad.

Jeez! Fucking 'ell, you weren't wrong! That is so freaky that words fail me. She reminds me of a tranvestite polio victim (true story) who appears online (not as some ghost, s/he's got a website) in a misbegotten dance akin to the broken-headed walk of The Ring girl. It's some sort of fetish thing that the tranny does. And it was in Bizarre so it must be true.

amy winehouse actually died of a drug overdose six months ago. what we see here is a clothes maker's mannequin, brought to life by the television trickery.

occasionally, however, something goes wrong and it falls over (not unlike winehouse herself, when she was alive) and the results can be seen above.

^^^^^^^^^^ x 100000000