Amy Winehouse on Strictly Come Dancing
Back to baps (part 3)...
Mon, 12/10/2009 - 12:39 by Harry Bow
Is Amy Winehouse off her tits already?
Nope, it wasn't Anton Du Beke who made Amy Winehouse do a runner straight after her performance on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing... According to reports, the singer was rushed to hospital, screaming "my boobs are f*cking killing me!" as soon as she came off stage (although the thought of her old chicken fillet pals had clearly got her hungry since she was pictured making a stop off at Nando's en route).
Following on from a breast uplift and implants op earlier in the week, she was readmitted as an emergency patient at a Harley Street clinic and kept in overnight - although, according to the Daily Star, was back to her old tricks in Camden last night, showcasing her new goods.
Obviously the only boob work that Amy really needs is the 'Blake' tattoo which sits on her left tit removing. Sadly that might not be happening anytime soon though... A source told the Daily Star:
"Amy still longs for Blake’s attention. She will always love him. He’s in her blood and bones. Everything she does is about Blake, even her new boobs."
We imagine he'd rather have pocketed the £35k that they allegedly cost.
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I don't understand why she did the operation. She was so much prettier before loosing weight and having this awful haircut. A friend of mine bought on the internet, for Halloween some long wigs that copy Amy's hairstyle. We wared them at a party. Was really fun.
Do NOT take a blood transfusion from this manky twat
Sorry can't think since reading that Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake is 'in her blood and bones'. The perils of sharing.
Hair thing? I was thinking why does the hair insist on dragging that homeless junkie disaster around with it all the time. Trust me, the hair will be around long after she has shuffled into the next life. Mind you, probably so will my 93 year old grandfather at the rate Winehouse is going.
Why does she still wear that hair thing? It's just a mound of matted fur slapped on her head. Fucking revolting thing. But then she is nothing more than a caricature anyway, so if she changed her 'look' there would be nothing left of her.
did the little girl get a colouring-in book in the shape of Wino's arms
they appear to be a bit sticky....marge simpson she ain't
she wasn't bad in around the time her first album came out. kind of cuddly, girl-next-door-ish.
Again? Was she ever? She looks as though she'd smell like a binbag full of week-old prawn heads.
it'll take more than new fun-bags to make that manger palatable again.
HOW can a boob job ever cost £35k? I thought they cost about a tenner nowadays, £6.99 if bought at a Total Garage with a purchase of Unleaded.
Couldn't say I noticed anything different on Saturday.
Epileptic dancing - Check
Face like an Easter Island Statue with an arse full of razor blades - Check
Make up by Stevie Wonder - Check
Jailhouse tattoos on full view - Check
Thousand yard stare - Check
Nitty Nora hairdo - Check
With all this exposure over one pair of tits*, she'll earn that £35k back in no time.
*not her and blaaaake.
With all this exposure over one pair of tits*, she'll earn that £35k back in no time.
*not her and blaaaake.
Couldn't say I noticed anything different on Saturday.
Epileptic dancing - Check
Face like an Easter Island Statue with an arse full of razor blades - Check
Make up by Stevie Wonder - Check
Jailhouse tattoos on full view - Check
Thousand yard stare - Check
Nitty Nora hairdo - Check
HOW can a boob job ever cost £35k? I thought they cost about a tenner nowadays, £6.99 if bought at a Total Garage with a purchase of Unleaded.
it'll take more than new fun-bags to make that manger palatable again.
Again? Was she ever? She looks as though she'd smell like a binbag full of week-old prawn heads.
she wasn't bad in around the time her first album came out. kind of cuddly, girl-next-door-ish.
they appear to be a bit sticky....marge simpson she ain't
did the little girl get a colouring-in book in the shape of Wino's arms
Why does she still wear that hair thing? It's just a mound of matted fur slapped on her head. Fucking revolting thing. But then she is nothing more than a caricature anyway, so if she changed her 'look' there would be nothing left of her.
Hair thing? I was thinking why does the hair insist on dragging that homeless junkie disaster around with it all the time. Trust me, the hair will be around long after she has shuffled into the next life. Mind you, probably so will my 93 year old grandfather at the rate Winehouse is going.
Sorry can't think since reading that Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake is 'in her blood and bones'. The perils of sharing.
Do NOT take a blood transfusion from this manky twat
I don't understand why she did the operation. She was so much prettier before loosing weight and having this awful haircut. A friend of mine bought on the internet, for Halloween some long wigs that copy Amy's hairstyle. We wared them at a party. Was really fun.