Fuck me bumps
Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:28 by Mr. HM

It's been the month of interesting comebacks hasn't it? First we had Robbie then Whiney on X Factor and now Amy Winehouse made her first major public appearance at the Q Awards last night. It didn't really go very well...

I find these even more tragic than the crack ones with her bleeding feet in those knackered ballet pumps. At least then you could see what the problem was.

Here, I don't know... she just looks like Katie Price in a beehive doesn't she? It all looks a bit seedy and grim.

Just when you can't work out what's going on in her life to make her start 'over-sexualising' (new word alert!) herself you see this on Facebook:

Poor Mitch Winehouse.

 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:10
  • Think she need to go out and buy some new clothes - the old ones dont fit.

    snuzysuzy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:33
  • what a botched job, the other womans breasts the other day (woman coming out of nightclub with shrek) was at least pleasant to look at like you wanted to look at them. But these titties are very unpleasant to look at like you look at them closely and you go ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. ITs like she had them done illegally in Mexico. Someone should ask her if she had them done by docter Nick Riviero. They look like cheap go-lo balls put under skin. But it also could look like that to, because she has not one ounce of meat on her. Your right about her legs, they look like skin pins!

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 22:46
  • I bet old Nadia off Big Brother some years back is spitting feathers that someone with (allegedly) two X chromosomes can look more masculine with false tits than she does

    merylhighground Tue, 27/10/2009 - 22:11
  • All she needs now is a shovel to twat her one in the face

    Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 19:14
  • How about some leg implants - fill out those chopsticks?

    blaxa Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:32
  • Actually Busty one of the pics of her nipples put me more in mind of Cyril Sneers nose :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:55
  • gagged - have you ever seen real big lovely breasts?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:48
  • Dead within a year...

    slug Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:06
  • What's sad is that she paid seven times the regular price most people pay, and ended up with tits that look like a tennis ball sawn in half and positioned hapazardly under her chest skin. And nipples that look like old chewing gum scraped off the underside of a bus seat.

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:55
  • there is that

    Mr. HM Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:49
  • Implants my arse, she's probably just found a new place to hide her stash.

    retrovertigo Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:42
  • I predict that from here on in Miss Winehouse will be a perfectly balanced well rounded individual because as we all know TITS ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL LIFES PROBLEMS

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:40
  • What's sad about a big set of titties? I see nothing wrong with these images.

    gagged Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:56
  • Nice tits, shame about the hairy arms - WTF! 35K for new norks but can't afford some fucking Immac.

    yogithebear Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:14
  • At least she took the time to give it a good plucking. I always imagine her as being naturally a very hairy girl.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:09
  • More wolverine than Mickey Droy and what the hell is going on with her nipple? Looks like an epileptic's Rorsarch test.

    jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:06
  • Vile. Utterly vile. Looks like she's been stuck together from bits of dead crackhead and the offcuts from the bins round the back of a very low quality plastic surgery.

    aaaargh Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:03
  • Saw a 50+ in changing room at swimming pool with new ones. She was so proud sort of doing that no towel while she dried her hair, etc thing. I reckon she thought everyone was staring out of admiration. I don't know, Tesco, but wouldn't mind a job fleecing celebs and making them look (more) stupid (than they manage to themselves).

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:02
  • Can't think of anyone who would want to plumb them though...

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:58
  • How do surgeons get away with charging people for these half-grapefruit-stuck-to-chest implants? They look SO shit.

    tescopop Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:58
  • nice tits, shame about the...oh actually...just shame. what vomit-inducing images they are.

    she probably has hidden depths though...right?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:47
  • Stunning. In entirely the wrong way > vomits into bin.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:44
  • Stunning. In entirely the wrong way > vomits into bin.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:44
  • nice tits, shame about the...oh actually...just shame. what vomit-inducing images they are.

    she probably has hidden depths though...right?

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:47
  • How do surgeons get away with charging people for these half-grapefruit-stuck-to-chest implants? They look SO shit.

    tescopop Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:58
  • Can't think of anyone who would want to plumb them though...

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 09:58
  • Saw a 50+ in changing room at swimming pool with new ones. She was so proud sort of doing that no towel while she dried her hair, etc thing. I reckon she thought everyone was staring out of admiration. I don't know, Tesco, but wouldn't mind a job fleecing celebs and making them look (more) stupid (than they manage to themselves).

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:02
  • Vile. Utterly vile. Looks like she's been stuck together from bits of dead crackhead and the offcuts from the bins round the back of a very low quality plastic surgery.

    aaaargh Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:03
  • More wolverine than Mickey Droy and what the hell is going on with her nipple? Looks like an epileptic's Rorsarch test.

    jiggerycock Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:06
  • At least she took the time to give it a good plucking. I always imagine her as being naturally a very hairy girl.

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:09
  • Nice tits, shame about the hairy arms - WTF! 35K for new norks but can't afford some fucking Immac.

    yogithebear Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:14
  • What's sad about a big set of titties? I see nothing wrong with these images.

    gagged Tue, 27/10/2009 - 10:56
  • I predict that from here on in Miss Winehouse will be a perfectly balanced well rounded individual because as we all know TITS ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL LIFES PROBLEMS

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:40
  • Implants my arse, she's probably just found a new place to hide her stash.

    retrovertigo Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:42
  • there is that

    Mr. HM Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:49
  • What's sad is that she paid seven times the regular price most people pay, and ended up with tits that look like a tennis ball sawn in half and positioned hapazardly under her chest skin. And nipples that look like old chewing gum scraped off the underside of a bus seat.

    BustySinclair Tue, 27/10/2009 - 12:55
  • Dead within a year...

    slug Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:06
  • gagged - have you ever seen real big lovely breasts?

    stella ah trois Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:48
  • Actually Busty one of the pics of her nipples put me more in mind of Cyril Sneers nose :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 27/10/2009 - 13:55
  • How about some leg implants - fill out those chopsticks?

    blaxa Tue, 27/10/2009 - 15:32
  • All she needs now is a shovel to twat her one in the face

    Blartmonster Tue, 27/10/2009 - 19:14
  • I bet old Nadia off Big Brother some years back is spitting feathers that someone with (allegedly) two X chromosomes can look more masculine with false tits than she does

    merylhighground Tue, 27/10/2009 - 22:11
  • what a botched job, the other womans breasts the other day (woman coming out of nightclub with shrek) was at least pleasant to look at like you wanted to look at them. But these titties are very unpleasant to look at like you look at them closely and you go ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. ITs like she had them done illegally in Mexico. Someone should ask her if she had them done by docter Nick Riviero. They look like cheap go-lo balls put under skin. But it also could look like that to, because she has not one ounce of meat on her. Your right about her legs, they look like skin pins!

    dancingworm Tue, 27/10/2009 - 22:46
  • Think she need to go out and buy some new clothes - the old ones dont fit.

    snuzysuzy Wed, 28/10/2009 - 16:33
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:10
  • For some, Martin Zweig is known as the Wall ed hardy clothing Street tycoon who is reputed to have the most expensive single-family residence in the country. Like Peter Lynch, Zweig is another "legendary" investor who decided to step out Christian Audigier of the limelight while he was at ed hardy the top of his game. However, the ed hardy American Association of Individual Investor dissected his stock picking abercrombie Outlet strategy and has used it as one of its benchmark stock picking screens for more than a decade. AAII's "growth and value" Martin Zweig screen is its best-performing screen among all 56 that it monitors, returning 1,463.6% over the last eleven years.

    pandorajewelry Mon, 26/07/2010 - 05:20

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