Ahaha my cats sitting next to me too, starring at the computer.

Pic 10, poor kitty. On the bright side they won't have to be with that crackhead anymore.

Side note, why do crackheads love cats so much? Crackheads always have cats, it's the strangest thing.

Shocking I know. I also sleep with the homeless and dine with princes. However, I don't sleep with the princes. They're no fun and those butler types are always called in at the last moment to put the fucking condom on. Yawn. At least a tramp knows how to dress himself.

It looks like Minty's and Gary's flat....

Looks like a crime scene. Is a crime scene. You can almost smell the squalor. Arrest them, Officerdibble!

I'm still reeling from the news that Stella actually admitted to knowing someone with a mere "basic bank account". She truly is The People's Princess.

Mr Moly look what you've unleashed. Ohhhhh!

I was going to say that Amy, if she had any sense, could skin the cats and use them for a beehive.

It's only cats innit? And all they do is piss in your shoes. Or at least that's what my one does. I think he does it deliberately the little toe-rag.

Anyway I'd best rest my mouth before tescopop puts ME in a Surrey cat home.

Yeah nice one Amy-that's all us animal rescue groups need, another 11 cats to find homes for because you were either too stupid/selfish/fucked up to have your cats neutered. Those cats might be lucky enough to find homes-better homes than the one they just came from, that's for sure.....but somewhere down the line 11 more will be put to sleep as there aren't enough homes to go round. Be "pretty upset" about that Amy....jeez, what an idiot.

That can't be her house in the pics though-no-one would have that much bad taste unless they were actually 80/mental/extremely common.

Funnily enough one of my best mates is a full blown scientist (PhD the lot !), now whilst biochemical warfare isn't exactly his specialty I'm sure if he puts his mind to it he can come up with something.....I'm on it.

You always came across as a gentle creature tescopops but your comments today made me love you even more.

I think...I thiiiink, Tommy had AIDS, and the toxoplasmosis finished him off? I'll wiki it.

Edit: It was HIV, not full-blown AIDS, but that's your answer. So Wino/Pete need to get HIV first. Get on it, MJ. It'll do wonders for your PR. Surely you know someone corrupt in the biomedical industry?

Well, exactly. I'm no moneybags myself, and I have one cat, who is fed, taken to the vets and cleaned up after. One day, I might get another cat, when I have space and money enough to care for two.

Quite frankly, one cat's litter tray is bad enough, and I'm pretty fussy about changing it and cleaning it daily. I cannot imagine the piss and shit cavalcade that is Wino's flat. And if my experience of Camden flats is anything to go by, it's NOWHERE near big enough for 11 cats. Try 1 or 2.

I'm not an animal lover, either, Stell. But this sort of wanton selfishness turns my stomach.

My cat just looked over my shoulder.. she used to have a soft spot for Pete. Not now. She thinks hes a dick. Funnily enough shes never liked Wino..

In Docherty's case, it was that useless doctor who resusitated him in A and E. An argument for scrapping the NHS if ever there was one.

remember kids, cats are for january, not just for christmas

I hope you won't be utilising one of Pete's spoons. Shocking the way after taking the teabag out of the mug he just leaves them on the floor. People might get the wrong idea.

Fuck me what a shithole - is that Doherty's place or Wino's? I hope neither of them are ever allowed to try and bring up children in a place like that. Maybe we should organise for Doherty and Whiney to get taken to the vets for a quick snip. Fuck it, lets go for euthanasia. It's probably cheaper.

All I want to know is how come neither of these flesh-pieces has contracted whatever it is the guy dies of in Trainspotting ? I mean the ingredients are there (smackhead + cat) so why are they both still breathing ?

And not a Glade plug in insight. I know it looks rank but all I can think of is the stink. Got a mate who ended up looking after two kittens. She is totally broke (basic bank account etc.) but saved up and had them spayed or whatever you do with cats. The fact that this self-absorbed cunt has not even bothered to get a lacky to take them to the vets for the procedure and just let them at each other to make probably deformed inbred kittens and then just says, oh someone else take care of it, makes me realise why I loath and detest her and all those other cunts who have lost touch with reality/the decent thing/etc. I'm no animal lover but fucking hell. It's just perverse.