Amy Winehouse goes out and gets drunk, pulls array of sexy faces

Amy Winehouse looking tanned at Balans

Tan Dries On Its Own # 2

Thu, 03/06/2010 - 10:33 by HM writer

Maybe Amy Winehouse's "normal" new boyfriend isn't that much of a good influence if he's allowed her to leave the house looking like she's been for a swim in a pool full of cuprinol. Even Valentino and Chanelle would have stopped several coats ago...

Yesterday Winehouse's father Mitch was desperately trying to plug his new swing album and revealed that she had finally dumped Blaaaake and is now seeing film director Reg Traviss.

But funnily enough, Reggie wasn't with her last night as she performed a short set at Jazz After Dark before putting the customers off their meals as she slipped all over the windows and doors of Balans restaurant (possibly the new May Fair hotel). She signed autographs, kissed and posed with fans (one of whom might be Tanya Macintosh's twin brother) while seductively sucking on what looked like a meatball and inadvertently causing photographers and onlookers to take a life long vow of celibacy. She finally tired herself out by 5 a.m. and managed to keep her tits in tact and from doing typical tit things like exploding, ending the night by only half completing a Charlie Uchea...

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse

Comments

You mean you had the chance to glass that receding-hairlined cunt and blew it???
koshmar Sat, 05/06/2010 - 21:46
naff 'selebs and otherwise have been going to balans for years.

calumn best snogged a mate of mine in the loo, she's very femme real and happens to have a penis.
his opening gambit was "this place gates more gay every time i come here", snogged her for a bit and went back upstairs to his rather whiney wag wannabe date. and how we laughed.
merkin Thu, 03/06/2010 - 20:34
What a smashing set of photos. Pic 7's nice. The look is channeling a young Elvis-if he had hair which was a bit more based on pubic hair blended into his ultra curly sideburns.
kittyk Thu, 03/06/2010 - 16:38
Nice, friendly looking girl, isn't she?
Urfugginjokin Thu, 03/06/2010 - 15:42
Only ever wearing the one pair of pink ballerina shoes is not a fashion statement Amy- it just makes you look skanky, just like your classy tattoos. Sun kissed tramp.
kermits Thu, 03/06/2010 - 14:09
Not to be picky Mopsa, but spellcheck:
Intact is one word.
Or am I flogging a dead horse here?

But more saliently, I now know why I haven't been to Balans for an age.
Aimee chez les gays?
It's not the first time is it?
Is she after a new audience to go with the tortured alcoholic torch singer image?
"Barking" and "up the wrong tree" spring to mind there!

To be fair, it's the only after hours drinking cess pit left in Soho, now that the taxi office bar, above the kebab shop on Romilly Street, has been turned into flats.
Maybe I should start going again?
Would do wonders for my diet, if not the sex life.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 03/06/2010 - 13:58
Is going out caked in gravy browning terribly fashionable in Camden these days? Is the 'black 'n' white minstrel' look what the kids are currently wearing?
I know she has always tried (and failed) to copy the drugs 'n' sex 'n' misery of Billie Holiday's life, but 'blacking up' seems to be going a bit far in the wannabe stakes
huxylady Thu, 03/06/2010 - 11:21
what's frank lampard doing there,(p6) isnt he s'posed to be at the worl cup or something?
elbow Thu, 03/06/2010 - 11:20

what's frank lampard doing there,(p6) isnt he s'posed to be at the worl cup or something?
elbow Thu, 03/06/2010 - 11:20
Is going out caked in gravy browning terribly fashionable in Camden these days? Is the 'black 'n' white minstrel' look what the kids are currently wearing?
I know she has always tried (and failed) to copy the drugs 'n' sex 'n' misery of Billie Holiday's life, but 'blacking up' seems to be going a bit far in the wannabe stakes
huxylady Thu, 03/06/2010 - 11:21
Not to be picky Mopsa, but spellcheck:
Intact is one word.
Or am I flogging a dead horse here?

But more saliently, I now know why I haven't been to Balans for an age.
Aimee chez les gays?
It's not the first time is it?
Is she after a new audience to go with the tortured alcoholic torch singer image?
"Barking" and "up the wrong tree" spring to mind there!

To be fair, it's the only after hours drinking cess pit left in Soho, now that the taxi office bar, above the kebab shop on Romilly Street, has been turned into flats.
Maybe I should start going again?
Would do wonders for my diet, if not the sex life.
whothehellamiagain Thu, 03/06/2010 - 13:58
Only ever wearing the one pair of pink ballerina shoes is not a fashion statement Amy- it just makes you look skanky, just like your classy tattoos. Sun kissed tramp.
kermits Thu, 03/06/2010 - 14:09
Nice, friendly looking girl, isn't she?
Urfugginjokin Thu, 03/06/2010 - 15:42
What a smashing set of photos. Pic 7's nice. The look is channeling a young Elvis-if he had hair which was a bit more based on pubic hair blended into his ultra curly sideburns.
kittyk Thu, 03/06/2010 - 16:38
naff 'selebs and otherwise have been going to balans for years.

calumn best snogged a mate of mine in the loo, she's very femme real and happens to have a penis.
his opening gambit was "this place gates more gay every time i come here", snogged her for a bit and went back upstairs to his rather whiney wag wannabe date. and how we laughed.
merkin Thu, 03/06/2010 - 20:34
You mean you had the chance to glass that receding-hairlined cunt and blew it???
koshmar Sat, 05/06/2010 - 21:46