Amy Winehouse dumps Blakae Fielder-CivilAmy Winehouse dumps Blakae Fielder-Civil

Amy Decline-house
Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

As inevitable as yesterday's reports that Pete Doherty is currently living in shabby flat underneath a key cutter's and sleeping on soiled mattress (even filthier than his previous living quarters), Amy Winehouse has been rushed to hospital after going out drinking at the Hawley Arms...

Winehouse was rushed to The London Clinic after a 'heavy drinking session' and probably partaking in the Daily Mail's new nightmare, with her dad Mitch a source telling The Sun:

"She's there because she had a load to drink and was really unwell afterwards. Not just sick, really poorly. But as she really likes it in there, she was happy to go in for a few days. She's spending more time in the clinic than anywhere else at the moment."

Winehouse has been admitted to the clinic four times in just six months - most recently when she thought her tits were about to explode and a few weeks prior to that after she fell over pissed.

But in some good news(ish) it seems that Blake Fielder-Civil may have returned to his part-time crimping pre-op transsexual, as Winehouse has reportedly dumped him following his reluctance to give up drugs.

Now all she has to do is stop eyeballing vodka, drinking quite so much, backing Mooncups and calling her vagina a VaJew-Jew and release some music again...

  • I was browsing online looking for Phentermine 37.5 when I found your website.I think that Amy has some friends there because she ended up at the hospital pretty often.I'm afraid that she needs help, lots of help.

    doctorjekyl Wed, 30/03/2011 - 12:30
  • Yeah, at least she know where to get help when she needs it. She rushed right to the hospital feeling sick. It would have been a lot easier for her if she stopped drinking so much in the first place. Lovely woman indeed!
    Narconon

    narconon119 Thu, 20/01/2011 - 18:33
  • Good work Koshmar. You are our frontline soldier taking it for us all. For that we salute you and honour you.

    stella ah trois Fri, 21/05/2010 - 06:52
  • I fucking love leaving comments on the Mail stories. I accused Cameron of being the reincarnation of Goebbels and Thatcher's sanitary towel, and received the biggest amount of hate comments thereafter. Plus I also left the comment about how Nigel Farage should have been splattered on a runway after his aircraft incident to show how Jesus hates rightwing cunts in suits. One bloke threatened to track me down and cut me up, another wanted to shoot me repeatedly in the stomach and a woman said I deserved "gay AIDS and cancer".

    Brilliant

    koshmar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 18:04
  • I just skipped the story and went straight to the comments....the sense of outrage is almost palpable with some of them.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 20/05/2010 - 13:25
  • Just read that Mail piece (well as much as I could handle). It actually reads like something out of the Onion. Amazing.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 09:03
  • Amy W has a very unkind face. Arrogant and sneering. Why is everyone in 'showbiz' so fucking horrible these days?

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:57
  • True, true. But I sort of imagined one of the lackies saying, "Who knows but she looks very very sick to me." I had Meryl cast as House.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:48
  • I locked her in your shed all day. At least her piss washed off your contributions to the editorial.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:47
  • ..albeit without the cutting wit or intelligence...

    erniemilko Thu, 20/05/2010 - 07:41
  • God, that was like an episode of House.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 07:01
  • Blake looks like death, before warming over. As far as booting him for doing drugs, I know they're bad and all, but so is drinking yourself into the emergency room.

    debouched Thu, 20/05/2010 - 05:02
  • Er, no. She is sick because she is a drug addict. Not fucking difficult to fathom you moron.

    merylhighground Wed, 19/05/2010 - 22:54
  • you know why she is so sick? because she doesnt eat anything before she goes out. The reason why her stomach looks so bloated is because she hasnt eaten propertly and the alcohol has produced a nasty gas that if there was food in her stomach it would ease. She has had an eating disorder for years and she has ravaged her body because of it making it worse when she goes drinking cause her tiny frame cannot handle the poison. Thats why she is always in hospital number 1 she is an alcoholic and 2 anorexia is making her sicker than what she really is and number 3 she may be a self harmer or attention seeker who knows but she looks very very sick to me!

    dancingworm Wed, 19/05/2010 - 22:08
  • man that bitch is fucked up

    The Cheddar Wed, 19/05/2010 - 21:57
  • Mitch! Help! You're always the voice of reason. Say something to save the poor girl ...

    ... no I haven't brought my chequebook, you saucy git!

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:16
  • You forgot stinky, but other than that spot on.

    dandyboy Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:12
  • I've missed Amy. Welcome back you stringy, raddled, poorly-inked halfwit.

    huxylady Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:47
  • urgh...this is boring. she's done her 'ive got to have suffered to understand the depth of my lyrics' bit...get a grip woman

    merkin Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:43
  • Great news about Doherty, rest in filth you fucking junkie piece of shit.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:26
  • fucking bang on ! ha ha ha

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:25
  • The final straw was when she peed on my porn stash. I know you put her up to it.

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:17
  • Please tell me this is all private treatment. Please. The word 'rushed' suggests it was NHS... Please, please confirm she is paying up front for her vileness. A word for you Amy: Yes, hospitals are nice places full of caring people, esp. when someone comes in who is a bit notorious. But you know what? Lying on a trolley in A and E for six hours on a drip with your face in one of those grey bowl things (full of your vomit cos it would be a waste to empty it cos you will be vomiting again soon and you are unconscious so who gives a shit) and then, once you have surfaced, having to sit on a chair in a corner of a ward where someone is constantly puking in the adjoining loo is no fun. I guess therefore you get it good wherever you go. And even in private hospitals, people laugh over how fucked up the likes of you are. I hope someone mixes up the potassium with the saline next time you admit yourself. Cunt.

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:11
  • You loved her until you learned it wasn't yours.

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:04
  • Celeb types must always be "rushed" to hospital. Not for them, the usual informal tour of the locale, stopping off to buy lottery tickets or pick up the paramedic's dry cleaning. Bastards!

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:01
  • Doherty's pad just shows why you should never have cats. Little hairy fuckers get ripped on catnip and destroy the place. Happens every time.

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 12:28
  • Ey up - It's Norman Wisdom and Shergar

    jiggerycock Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:59
  • lovely woman, we wish her well.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:38
  • lovely woman, we wish her well.

    Lousybosomsdisplease Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:38
  • Ey up - It's Norman Wisdom and Shergar

    jiggerycock Wed, 19/05/2010 - 11:59
  • Doherty's pad just shows why you should never have cats. Little hairy fuckers get ripped on catnip and destroy the place. Happens every time.

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 12:28
  • Celeb types must always be "rushed" to hospital. Not for them, the usual informal tour of the locale, stopping off to buy lottery tickets or pick up the paramedic's dry cleaning. Bastards!

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:01
  • You loved her until you learned it wasn't yours.

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:04
  • Please tell me this is all private treatment. Please. The word 'rushed' suggests it was NHS... Please, please confirm she is paying up front for her vileness. A word for you Amy: Yes, hospitals are nice places full of caring people, esp. when someone comes in who is a bit notorious. But you know what? Lying on a trolley in A and E for six hours on a drip with your face in one of those grey bowl things (full of your vomit cos it would be a waste to empty it cos you will be vomiting again soon and you are unconscious so who gives a shit) and then, once you have surfaced, having to sit on a chair in a corner of a ward where someone is constantly puking in the adjoining loo is no fun. I guess therefore you get it good wherever you go. And even in private hospitals, people laugh over how fucked up the likes of you are. I hope someone mixes up the potassium with the saline next time you admit yourself. Cunt.

    stella ah trois Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:11
  • The final straw was when she peed on my porn stash. I know you put her up to it.

    slug Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:17
  • fucking bang on ! ha ha ha

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:25
  • Great news about Doherty, rest in filth you fucking junkie piece of shit.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 19/05/2010 - 13:26
  • urgh...this is boring. she's done her 'ive got to have suffered to understand the depth of my lyrics' bit...get a grip woman

    merkin Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:43
  • I've missed Amy. Welcome back you stringy, raddled, poorly-inked halfwit.

    huxylady Wed, 19/05/2010 - 18:47
  • You forgot stinky, but other than that spot on.

    dandyboy Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:12
  • Mitch! Help! You're always the voice of reason. Say something to save the poor girl ...

    ... no I haven't brought my chequebook, you saucy git!

    bellendercarlisle Wed, 19/05/2010 - 19:16
  • man that bitch is fucked up

    The Cheddar Wed, 19/05/2010 - 21:57
  • you know why she is so sick? because she doesnt eat anything before she goes out. The reason why her stomach looks so bloated is because she hasnt eaten propertly and the alcohol has produced a nasty gas that if there was food in her stomach it would ease. She has had an eating disorder for years and she has ravaged her body because of it making it worse when she goes drinking cause her tiny frame cannot handle the poison. Thats why she is always in hospital number 1 she is an alcoholic and 2 anorexia is making her sicker than what she really is and number 3 she may be a self harmer or attention seeker who knows but she looks very very sick to me!

    dancingworm Wed, 19/05/2010 - 22:08
  • Er, no. She is sick because she is a drug addict. Not fucking difficult to fathom you moron.

    merylhighground Wed, 19/05/2010 - 22:54
  • Blake looks like death, before warming over. As far as booting him for doing drugs, I know they're bad and all, but so is drinking yourself into the emergency room.

    debouched Thu, 20/05/2010 - 05:02
  • God, that was like an episode of House.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 07:01
  • ..albeit without the cutting wit or intelligence...

    erniemilko Thu, 20/05/2010 - 07:41
  • I locked her in your shed all day. At least her piss washed off your contributions to the editorial.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:47
  • True, true. But I sort of imagined one of the lackies saying, "Who knows but she looks very very sick to me." I had Meryl cast as House.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:48
  • Amy W has a very unkind face. Arrogant and sneering. Why is everyone in 'showbiz' so fucking horrible these days?

    Urfugginjokin Thu, 20/05/2010 - 08:57
  • Just read that Mail piece (well as much as I could handle). It actually reads like something out of the Onion. Amazing.

    stella ah trois Thu, 20/05/2010 - 09:03
  • I just skipped the story and went straight to the comments....the sense of outrage is almost palpable with some of them.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 20/05/2010 - 13:25
  • I fucking love leaving comments on the Mail stories. I accused Cameron of being the reincarnation of Goebbels and Thatcher's sanitary towel, and received the biggest amount of hate comments thereafter. Plus I also left the comment about how Nigel Farage should have been splattered on a runway after his aircraft incident to show how Jesus hates rightwing cunts in suits. One bloke threatened to track me down and cut me up, another wanted to shoot me repeatedly in the stomach and a woman said I deserved "gay AIDS and cancer".

    Brilliant

    koshmar Thu, 20/05/2010 - 18:04
  • Good work Koshmar. You are our frontline soldier taking it for us all. For that we salute you and honour you.

    stella ah trois Fri, 21/05/2010 - 06:52
  • Yeah, at least she know where to get help when she needs it. She rushed right to the hospital feeling sick. It would have been a lot easier for her if she stopped drinking so much in the first place. Lovely woman indeed!
    Narconon

    narconon119 Thu, 20/01/2011 - 18:33
  • I was browsing online looking for Phentermine 37.5 when I found your website.I think that Amy has some friends there because she ended up at the hospital pretty often.I'm afraid that she needs help, lots of help.

    doctorjekyl Wed, 30/03/2011 - 12:30

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