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Thu, 22/07/2010 - 10:16 by HM writer

Amy Winehouse performed the second sexiest celebrity snarl (or maybe the third) to attend Damian Marley's birthday party in London last night, where she made the clinically insane US reality TV star Tila Tequila look fairly well-behaved and normal...

We're still waiting with bated breath for Tila Tequila to have some sort of prescription pill induced meltdown during her stay in London, as she did here, here, and here. But last night the most extravagant thing she did was lean against a motorcycle with an L plate...

Meanwhile, Winehouse is continuing full speed towards the nuthouse that musical comeback and celebrated Marley's 32nd birthday with Nas last night, even though she started sucking her thumb and falling asleep during their gig on Tuesday....

And Winehouse must have been suffering from the mother of all comedowns yesterday, as she apparently wept when Lindsay Lohan was sent to prison.

A fictitious source said:

"Amy was really tearful watching the drama unfold. It hit home hard that she easily could have ended up behind bars like Lindsay. She now realises how out of control she was. She was pretty emotional as she told her dad how grateful she was for his love and thanked him for helping her get back on the straight and narrow.

"Amy feels really sorry for Lindsay. She’s managed to turn her life around thanks to family and friends but Lindsay seems to have no-one looking out for her. It’s a sad situation."

If that were really true would they have really told her this was acceptable?

  • Ew she has some hairy arms going on!!! Have a shave and a wash you manky cow!

    indecent Sun, 25/07/2010 - 10:44
  • "Helping her get back on the straight and narrow"? Really? If compared to snorting coke on stage.

    debouched Sun, 25/07/2010 - 05:53
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    MBT shoes on sale Fri, 23/07/2010 - 05:08
  • FIGHT! FIGHT!

    In the words of Ant & Dec: Let's get ready to rumble!

    Quick! Someone put on the Kaiser Chiefs while I smash a bottle and hold it in me 'and.

    Right. Who facking wants some??? (sweating and out of breath with my arse hanging out and my man saying: "No babe! It ain't worth it!")

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 23:57
  • i'll spin some beekeepers in your honour.

    keep up the good work. x

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:22
  • Beautifully put, whothehell! And far from 'lost for words'!

    spandex Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:08
  • Oh dear.
    I'm sort of lost for words.
    I saw some retrospective on Aimee on TV a few nights ago.
    Before she met Blaaaaaaaaaaaake and went Back To Crack, she looked 1/2 decent.
    She could sing, she was articulate, even pretty in a club girl kind of way; the antithesis of 50s Jazz Club Heroin Addict Beatnik Barbie that she has become.
    If she lazered off some of the tats which make her look like some paedophile long distance tranny Polish trucker and wore something less Primarni and more Giorgio, I could then bring myself to overlook the ballet pumps.
    If she has to go caz in the footwear, why not in some Converse?
    Are the pumps some sad attempt to relive her Sylvia Young days?

    Does she not own a mirror anywhere in the Georgian Townhouse in Camden which she's just bought?
    Or is the glass SO smeared with coke crumbs that she actually can't see what she looks like when she staggers into her waiting taxi?
    Doesn't anyone say to her: "No, babe. The only place those shorts should be is in a landfill?"

    Or is she just so pissed the whole time, she doesn't care?
    She can be bothered to go and get the nails done, and the hive reattached, so why is she falling down on the clothing front SO badly?
    The Quality Street dress last week is another case in point.
    If she wants to stick to the early 60s look, then at least do it stylishly.
    If Kate Pierson of the B52s could, without the Winerack millions, then why can't she?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 22/07/2010 - 13:38
  • In all fairness, her hands (pic 6) are probably the best thing about this mobile car crash...

    laurawump Thu, 22/07/2010 - 13:11
  • that why kate moss looked like shit?

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:57
  • ,

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:57
  • Pete Doherty's crusty jism? *face pales, instant dry heaves*

    slug Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:43
  • It's a safe bet Huxy.

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:32
  • Absolutely. Especially Mr HM changing LousyOrangeHospitalDJ's name. Quite enjoyed that.

    huxylady Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:46
  • That's the seepage from a burst implant. Slightly saline. Probably quite nice on chips?

    fuckwit Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:42
  • This spat is more entertaining than the story itself...

    fuckwit Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:40
  • You should change your name to Facepalm.
    Tinkle off and play some more "wonderful" catatonia, there's a love x

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:32
  • Sometimes i just wonder "where the heckfire" i am!!

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:30
  • the difference is that sky news would go out and find something. what about your network of moles, can't they turn anything up?

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:30
  • you don't think that reflects the arbitrary and derivative nature of your content then. but you're right, this site is all about you, big time.

    i don't need an excuse.

    *edit - nice work on the name change!

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:27
  • It's like going onto Guido Fawkes and being outraged that they keep writing about politics. It's a celebrity news website, don't be surprised when all you see is celebrity news. If there's no exciting news then there's no exciting news. You don't see Sky News going on a gun rampage because it's a bit of a slow day. What a fucking bellend.

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:27
  • Bundle!!!!!!

    huxylady Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:23
  • You may live to regret that statement, darling.

    huxylady Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:22
  • You're the one systematically commenting inane "oh what a think piece" "this is boring" on every story you bellend. I can do what the fuck I like here - it's mine, what's your excuse?

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:19
  • i could never be more boring than this dross. why do you respond then, you can't fucking help yourself can you?

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:14
  • You're even more boring than when you were lousybosomsdisplease

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:10
  • RIP Amy 2010. If you make it past then, i'll eat whatever you spilt on your vest.

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:00
  • wow, some more pictures of amy winehouse pissed. can we have some more of lindsay lohan in chokey next please? hang on, what film premiered in london last night, can you cover that also?

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 10:46
  • wow, some more pictures of amy winehouse pissed. can we have some more of lindsay lohan in chokey next please? hang on, what film premiered in london last night, can you cover that also?

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 10:46
  • RIP Amy 2010. If you make it past then, i'll eat whatever you spilt on your vest.

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:00
  • You're even more boring than when you were lousybosomsdisplease

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:10
  • i could never be more boring than this dross. why do you respond then, you can't fucking help yourself can you?

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:14
  • You're the one systematically commenting inane "oh what a think piece" "this is boring" on every story you bellend. I can do what the fuck I like here - it's mine, what's your excuse?

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:19
  • You may live to regret that statement, darling.

    huxylady Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:22
  • Bundle!!!!!!

    huxylady Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:23
  • It's like going onto Guido Fawkes and being outraged that they keep writing about politics. It's a celebrity news website, don't be surprised when all you see is celebrity news. If there's no exciting news then there's no exciting news. You don't see Sky News going on a gun rampage because it's a bit of a slow day. What a fucking bellend.

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:27
  • you don't think that reflects the arbitrary and derivative nature of your content then. but you're right, this site is all about you, big time.

    i don't need an excuse.

    *edit - nice work on the name change!

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:27
  • the difference is that sky news would go out and find something. what about your network of moles, can't they turn anything up?

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:30
  • Sometimes i just wonder "where the heckfire" i am!!

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:30
  • You should change your name to Facepalm.
    Tinkle off and play some more "wonderful" catatonia, there's a love x

    Mr. HM Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:32
  • This spat is more entertaining than the story itself...

    fuckwit Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:40
  • That's the seepage from a burst implant. Slightly saline. Probably quite nice on chips?

    fuckwit Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:42
  • Absolutely. Especially Mr HM changing LousyOrangeHospitalDJ's name. Quite enjoyed that.

    huxylady Thu, 22/07/2010 - 11:46
  • It's a safe bet Huxy.

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:32
  • Pete Doherty's crusty jism? *face pales, instant dry heaves*

    slug Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:43
  • ,

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:57
  • that why kate moss looked like shit?

    elbow Thu, 22/07/2010 - 12:57
  • In all fairness, her hands (pic 6) are probably the best thing about this mobile car crash...

    laurawump Thu, 22/07/2010 - 13:11
  • Oh dear.
    I'm sort of lost for words.
    I saw some retrospective on Aimee on TV a few nights ago.
    Before she met Blaaaaaaaaaaaake and went Back To Crack, she looked 1/2 decent.
    She could sing, she was articulate, even pretty in a club girl kind of way; the antithesis of 50s Jazz Club Heroin Addict Beatnik Barbie that she has become.
    If she lazered off some of the tats which make her look like some paedophile long distance tranny Polish trucker and wore something less Primarni and more Giorgio, I could then bring myself to overlook the ballet pumps.
    If she has to go caz in the footwear, why not in some Converse?
    Are the pumps some sad attempt to relive her Sylvia Young days?

    Does she not own a mirror anywhere in the Georgian Townhouse in Camden which she's just bought?
    Or is the glass SO smeared with coke crumbs that she actually can't see what she looks like when she staggers into her waiting taxi?
    Doesn't anyone say to her: "No, babe. The only place those shorts should be is in a landfill?"

    Or is she just so pissed the whole time, she doesn't care?
    She can be bothered to go and get the nails done, and the hive reattached, so why is she falling down on the clothing front SO badly?
    The Quality Street dress last week is another case in point.
    If she wants to stick to the early 60s look, then at least do it stylishly.
    If Kate Pierson of the B52s could, without the Winerack millions, then why can't she?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 22/07/2010 - 13:38
  • Beautifully put, whothehell! And far from 'lost for words'!

    spandex Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:08
  • i'll spin some beekeepers in your honour.

    keep up the good work. x

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:22
  • FIGHT! FIGHT!

    In the words of Ant & Dec: Let's get ready to rumble!

    Quick! Someone put on the Kaiser Chiefs while I smash a bottle and hold it in me 'and.

    Right. Who facking wants some??? (sweating and out of breath with my arse hanging out and my man saying: "No babe! It ain't worth it!")

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/07/2010 - 23:57
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    MBT Habari Sandal???????????????????????? ??

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    MBT Sport Men Shoes???

    MBT Voi Shoes???????????????????????????
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    MBT Shuguli GTX Shoes?

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    MBT Lami Shoes?????????????????????????
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    MBT Kisumu 2 Sandal???????????????????
    MBT Habari Sandal???????????????????????? ??

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    MBT shoes on sale Fri, 23/07/2010 - 05:08
  • Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site [A_g_e_m_i_n_g_le @ c.//o.//m]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

    sissyray20 Fri, 23/07/2010 - 14:47
  • "Helping her get back on the straight and narrow"? Really? If compared to snorting coke on stage.

    debouched Sun, 25/07/2010 - 05:53
  • Ew she has some hairy arms going on!!! Have a shave and a wash you manky cow!

    indecent Sun, 25/07/2010 - 10:44

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