Wino Forever
Wed, 27/01/2010 - 12:29 by Harry Bow

Despite it being claimed that Amy Winehouse told Blake's new pre-op trannie partner to back right off her man in a recent tale that read like a John Waters script, the singer's tattooist has spoken out to say that his client is actually getting her ex-husband's name removed from her chest...

'Celebrity' tattooist Henry Hate (he's previously needled Preston and Pete Doherty) has told The Sun that Wino is getting Blake Civil Fielder's name removed from her left tit, saying:

“I imagined she wanted to move on. She was just, like, 'It needs to go'. She wanted it covered."

Now, bearing in mind Johnny Depp's Wino Forever alteration and Liam Gallagher's Patsy to Pasty switch, let's have a think about whether Amy can do better - luckily her increasing chest means it'll be easy to squeeze in a few extra characters...

  • Bran Flake
  • Eternal tea break
  • Insert stake
  • Album belated
  • Always awake
  • Henry Hate

No, we're not very good at this game... Whatever the case, we're sure that judge Peter Crabtree will be happy with this. Only 103 more weeks of good behaviour left, Amy.

Also, while you're at it, maybe get those drawn on freckles removed too...

  • A singer's going to get a tattoo removed? Oh right. Well I won't be stopping. There's some paint I spotted - I thought I might pull up a chair and watch it dry. Laters.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:06
  • I hate Henry Hate- God has given you 1 chance to stab some pain loving cunt straight in the heart (Preston) and then you right royally fucked up the chance to completley obliterate an even worse cunt (Docherty)- chance no 2.
    I shall send you an e-fit tattoo of bodily vital organs so that you can get it right next time you twat

    the flange Wed, 27/01/2010 - 22:00
  • I'll tell dad you liked his pic :)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:33
  • An absolute prizewinner, MJ, and one of the most disturbing images I have seen for years, and no, before you ask I have no desire at all to know where that picture came from.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:07
  • Ok so the other pic got removed as there was a pair of knackers in it...fair enough the mods don't want nudity.

    As a replacement I've selected the below image, now you can't say he's naked cos he's practically fully dressed

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:04
  • If she goes for more um 'work' in this area, won't it just pop? However, how about Bleak House.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:45
  • i suppose i did ask...

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:42
  • Oh jesus Christ I'm so sorry I said that.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:38
  • Squint a bit (which I believe is the object of the exercise) and you can turn it into 'Bukkake'

    jiggerycock Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:11
  • please post pic of brian blessed's arse for comparisson.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:11
  • Dear God, I've tried to spend as little time looking at pictures of Amy Winehouse as possible, but couldn't help notice that her arms are hairier than Brian Blessed's arse

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:09
  • how about 'blakey'?

    I'LL GET YOU BUTLER.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:08
  • how about 'blakey'?

    I'LL GET YOU BUTLER.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:08
  • Dear God, I've tried to spend as little time looking at pictures of Amy Winehouse as possible, but couldn't help notice that her arms are hairier than Brian Blessed's arse

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:09
  • please post pic of brian blessed's arse for comparisson.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:11
  • Squint a bit (which I believe is the object of the exercise) and you can turn it into 'Bukkake'

    jiggerycock Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:11
  • Oh jesus Christ I'm so sorry I said that.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:38
  • i suppose i did ask...

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:42
  • If she goes for more um 'work' in this area, won't it just pop? However, how about Bleak House.

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:45
  • Ok so the other pic got removed as there was a pair of knackers in it...fair enough the mods don't want nudity.

    As a replacement I've selected the below image, now you can't say he's naked cos he's practically fully dressed

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:04
  • An absolute prizewinner, MJ, and one of the most disturbing images I have seen for years, and no, before you ask I have no desire at all to know where that picture came from.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:07
  • I'll tell dad you liked his pic :)

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:33
  • I hate Henry Hate- God has given you 1 chance to stab some pain loving cunt straight in the heart (Preston) and then you right royally fucked up the chance to completley obliterate an even worse cunt (Docherty)- chance no 2.
    I shall send you an e-fit tattoo of bodily vital organs so that you can get it right next time you twat

    the flange Wed, 27/01/2010 - 22:00
  • A singer's going to get a tattoo removed? Oh right. Well I won't be stopping. There's some paint I spotted - I thought I might pull up a chair and watch it dry. Laters.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 13:06

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