'Celebrity' tattooist Henry Hate (he's previously needled Preston and Pete Doherty) has told The Sun that Wino is getting Blake Civil Fielder's name removed from her left tit, saying:

“I imagined she wanted to move on. She was just, like, 'It needs to go'. She wanted it covered."

Now, bearing in mind Johnny Depp's Wino Forever alteration and Liam Gallagher's Patsy to Pasty switch, let's have a think about whether Amy can do better - luckily her increasing chest means it'll be easy to squeeze in a few extra characters...

  • Bran Flake
  • Eternal tea break
  • Insert stake
  • Album belated
  • Always awake
  • Henry Hate

No, we're not very good at this game... Whatever the case, we're sure that judge Peter Crabtree will be happy with this. Only 103 more weeks of good behaviour left, Amy.

Also, while you're at it, maybe get those drawn on freckles removed too...