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Amy Fashionhouse
Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:37 by HM writer

Move over Lindsay Lohan and your lousy line of £250 leggings that only Mischa Barton wears. Amy Winehouse has put her third album on hold to team up with a fashion label to create her own line of clothes. Stone-washed denim skinny jeans, Reebok Classics or blood stained ballet pumps, pink polo shirts, leather jackets and head scarves coming our way...

Although we've got thousands of those in Shoredich already.

According to reports, Winehouse has signed up with Fred Perry to create a womanswear collection which will be made up of 17 pieces including skirts and polo shirts and will all carry a specially designed logo (which will add £50 to its original price).

And the brand has already signed Winehouse up for four seasons, with her first line set to be available in shops by October. Let's hope she lasts longer than Lohan's five minutes with designer Emanuel Ungaro.

This is all very well, but we're still waiting for her collection of cards and gift paper to hit the shops (much more our taste and price range).

  • According to reports, Winehouse has signed up with Fred Perry to create a womanswear collection which will be made up of 17 pieces including skirts and polo shirts and will all carry a specially designed logo (which will add £50 to its original price).
    levis 501

    bell22 Sat, 03/04/2010 - 15:55
  • For a skanky cunt who wishes she was the morphed equivalent of Billie Holliday and Ella Fitzgerald, her shit talent somehow managed to shift some megaunits for Back to Shite. Funnily enough I know of no-one who bought that guano

    koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:43
  • Can't she sing instead? Well, frankly, no, she can't. She never could.

    jaffa Mon, 15/03/2010 - 08:35
  • The simple solution would be for you to stop jamming them down your pee-hole.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:36
  • My piss smells of Sugar Puffs

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:23
  • HM, you forgot to mention that all Amy Winehouse clothing will be deliberatly misized so that the clothes may hang off the body á la crack addict

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:07
  • Who's going to buy it? The only people who'll want to wear it will be kids who can't afford it. Who in their right mind would want to admit they're wearing a "Winehouse"? Unlucky Fred. You might wanna clear some space in the storeroom for all the stock you won't be selling.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:40
  • "has already signed Winehouse up for four seasons" That's optimistic.

    stella ah trois Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:03
  • "has already signed Winehouse up for four seasons" That's optimistic.

    stella ah trois Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:03
  • Who's going to buy it? The only people who'll want to wear it will be kids who can't afford it. Who in their right mind would want to admit they're wearing a "Winehouse"? Unlucky Fred. You might wanna clear some space in the storeroom for all the stock you won't be selling.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:40
  • HM, you forgot to mention that all Amy Winehouse clothing will be deliberatly misized so that the clothes may hang off the body á la crack addict

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:07
  • My piss smells of Sugar Puffs

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:23
  • The simple solution would be for you to stop jamming them down your pee-hole.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:36
  • Can't she sing instead? Well, frankly, no, she can't. She never could.

    jaffa Mon, 15/03/2010 - 08:35
  • For a skanky cunt who wishes she was the morphed equivalent of Billie Holliday and Ella Fitzgerald, her shit talent somehow managed to shift some megaunits for Back to Shite. Funnily enough I know of no-one who bought that guano

    koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:43
  • According to reports, Winehouse has signed up with Fred Perry to create a womanswear collection which will be made up of 17 pieces including skirts and polo shirts and will all carry a specially designed logo (which will add £50 to its original price).
    levis 501

    bell22 Sat, 03/04/2010 - 15:55

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