St. Lushia
Wed, 20/05/2009 - 06:50 by Mr. HM
Amy Winehouse (remember her?) got rushed to hospital for the third time in as many months yesterday after over exerting herself through exercise and eating too many fresh vegetables. Oh no, hang on - wrong person - she was completely hammered and wasted.

Amy's mates called the St. Lucian ambulance (about four years too late) and plans for her London comeback gig at the end of May have been thrown into doubt. Booze is said to have replaced crack as Amy's tipple of choice, meaning you get performances like the one below - a benefit gig in St. Lucia in which Amy forgot the words to her own songs.

Meanwhile, Daphne Barak, a widely respected American journalist, has been on the island with Amy, filming a documentary about the singer.

She has posted video footage and photographs on her website and calls the planned 'Saving Amy' documentary "a truthful and revealing look at her complicated life".

The Times printed an extract:

"I notice her hands are shaking so badly that she can barely hold a plate. Because she is busy feeding us, no one seems to notice that she isn’t eating; she is just pushing the food around her plate. I wonder, not for the last time, if she has truly overcome her anorexia."

"She (Winehouse) is childlike in her need for affection, constantly coming up to hug us. Yet all through the evening she keeps disappearing for a smoke or - as her father suspects - a drink."

  • Hold the fucking headlines, skanky hair is on the piss again. And how long is she in St Lucia for? Fucking hell most of us go for 2 weeks max - bet she's on the all-inclusive deal...

    Blartmonster Wed, 20/05/2009 - 08:34
  • Hold the fucking headlines, skanky hair is on the piss again. And how long is she in St Lucia for? Fucking hell most of us go for 2 weeks max - bet she's on the all-inclusive deal...

    Blartmonster Wed, 20/05/2009 - 08:34

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