Amy Winehouse must be auditioning for a centre spread in Zoo magazine by pulling down her top to expose a pink bra and those completely "natural" breasts outside Camden's Hawley Arms (which we thought was still nothing more than a pile of ash and cinders)... Nice try but it's not exactly a Uchea now, is it?

Amy Winehouse looked completely spangled as she left the pub in north London with the help of three minders who bundled her into the back of a car. And she's obviously still opting for the Lindsay Lohan level of collagen injections and accidentally applied her eye-liner and drawn on those freckles in the dark. It's like when someone plucks their eyebrows off only to draw them back on again in an attempt to fool us into believing that they are real.

It's great to see that she's beaten one addiction only to replace it with another just as healthy one. Apparently the 26-year-old is now keen to get bum implants (also seen on Mutya Buena), with a source saying:

"Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends"

Or pretty much anyone passing, as so gracefully displayed after the Q Awards last month...

"She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be.She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look."

A cleavge is one thing, but could we ever prepare ourselves for months of staring at Amy's arse cheeks? Find out next month!