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Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:29 by HM writer

Amy Winehouse was busy showing off her 10% 100% natural breasts as she left a doctor's surgery in London, but hang on, what's going with her mouth and subsequent trout pout? We hope she hasn't becomed addicted to plastic surgey, because she doesn't want this too be her future. Or either of these...

And despite Amy's tits looking like torpedos, the singer has denied that she has had them enhanced. And her friend, singer Daniel Merriweather has also informed Zoo magazine recently:

"I spoke to her the other day. But she denied her boob job, which is quite weird. Because it’s fairly obvious, right?"

We should say...

Meanwhile, dad Mitch has claimed her new physique could be down to her new fitness regime, adding:

"One of Amy's positive addictions is she's got her own gym. She's in the gym three or four hours a day."

Hmm. Well, as long as we don't ever have to see her nipple staring threateningly at us again, we don't mind...

  • I can't believe how mean people can be... If she had a breast augmentation or not is her problem, what bothers me is that she is being judged for something that's not such a big deal. I would happily have a Houston breast lift if I would have the money for it, and I would like to keep it private. Just because she is a famous person it doesn't mean she has to explain herself every time she makes a new decision regarding her appearance.

    annie24 Thu, 24/03/2011 - 16:16
  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:04
  • I have seen lots of london escorts with breasts implants and amys do not look real to me??

    sindy Fri, 13/11/2009 - 13:43
  • Loving the fluffy sideburns, Amy.

    That's a really great look.

    You can take the girl out of Croydon...

    pandakiller Mon, 09/11/2009 - 03:06
  • I'll proffer the "fuck off and die" option. I mean, you can only get so much mileage out of Back to Black....

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 12:46
  • This creature has absolutely zero self-awareness, she's become a sad parody of herself. She needs to reinvent her 'brand'.

    Or just fuck off and die. Either will do.

    BustySinclair Sat, 07/11/2009 - 04:28
  • Why do crackheads always supplement crack for the gym? It's like a rule, if you were once a craackhead and are now clean you must become addicted to the gym.

    As for her lips, it looks like she couldn't be bothered to draw on the line, in effect making them bigger than they actually are.

    mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 07/11/2009 - 01:11
  • Urgh! Is that what he said? Apparently his name's in the ring to join I'm a Celebrity. Let's hope it's true. He could well turn out to be another John Fashnu ie an utter fucking prick.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 22:02
  • Too be her future? Cunt.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:15
  • That's what Tracy Emin would look like if she was symmetrical.

    pennycentury Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:52
  • like she held a fucking collander over her face and walked in front of a spray can. tit...

    snoopysnoopydogdog Fri, 06/11/2009 - 15:24
  • You'd think with all the work she's having doing she'd do something about that fucking hooter....other than painting brown spots on it of course.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 14:10
  • What a hairy face she has. And can we take a moment PLEASE to discuss the obviously drawn on freckles? It's not cute, Amy - and it's not clever, and it's certainly not funny.

    JessicaFletcher Fri, 06/11/2009 - 13:51
  • not even a bag on its head could make this thing even vaguely attractive

    headcheeze Fri, 06/11/2009 - 13:30
  • she has a giraffe for a nose

    spackomcdribble Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:55
  • 3 or 4 hours. per day.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:17
  • What's really vile is Mitch Winehouse saying "Her boobs are great as well! She looks absolutely fantastic"

    Actual vom.

    tescopop Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:04
  • Vile circus freak

    aaaargh Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:51
  • Vile circus freak

    aaaargh Fri, 06/11/2009 - 11:51
  • What's really vile is Mitch Winehouse saying "Her boobs are great as well! She looks absolutely fantastic"

    Actual vom.

    tescopop Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:04
  • 3 or 4 hours. per day.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:17
  • she has a giraffe for a nose

    spackomcdribble Fri, 06/11/2009 - 12:55
  • not even a bag on its head could make this thing even vaguely attractive

    headcheeze Fri, 06/11/2009 - 13:30
  • What a hairy face she has. And can we take a moment PLEASE to discuss the obviously drawn on freckles? It's not cute, Amy - and it's not clever, and it's certainly not funny.

    JessicaFletcher Fri, 06/11/2009 - 13:51
  • You'd think with all the work she's having doing she'd do something about that fucking hooter....other than painting brown spots on it of course.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 06/11/2009 - 14:10
  • like she held a fucking collander over her face and walked in front of a spray can. tit...

    snoopysnoopydogdog Fri, 06/11/2009 - 15:24
  • That's what Tracy Emin would look like if she was symmetrical.

    pennycentury Fri, 06/11/2009 - 16:52
  • Too be her future? Cunt.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 06/11/2009 - 17:15
  • Urgh! Is that what he said? Apparently his name's in the ring to join I'm a Celebrity. Let's hope it's true. He could well turn out to be another John Fashnu ie an utter fucking prick.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 06/11/2009 - 22:02
  • Why do crackheads always supplement crack for the gym? It's like a rule, if you were once a craackhead and are now clean you must become addicted to the gym.

    As for her lips, it looks like she couldn't be bothered to draw on the line, in effect making them bigger than they actually are.

    mirabellebuttersfield Sat, 07/11/2009 - 01:11
  • This creature has absolutely zero self-awareness, she's become a sad parody of herself. She needs to reinvent her 'brand'.

    Or just fuck off and die. Either will do.

    BustySinclair Sat, 07/11/2009 - 04:28
  • I'll proffer the "fuck off and die" option. I mean, you can only get so much mileage out of Back to Black....

    Blartmonster Sun, 08/11/2009 - 12:46
  • Loving the fluffy sideburns, Amy.

    That's a really great look.

    You can take the girl out of Croydon...

    pandakiller Mon, 09/11/2009 - 03:06
  • I have seen lots of london escorts with breasts implants and amys do not look real to me??

    sindy Fri, 13/11/2009 - 13:43
  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/sinitta-greeted-tanya-macintosh-outside-x-factor-studios36805#ixzz0wffKN3ml
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Infertility Doctors in Philadelphia

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 12:04
  • I can't believe how mean people can be... If she had a breast augmentation or not is her problem, what bothers me is that she is being judged for something that's not such a big deal. I would happily have a Houston breast lift if I would have the money for it, and I would like to keep it private. Just because she is a famous person it doesn't mean she has to explain herself every time she makes a new decision regarding her appearance.

    annie24 Thu, 24/03/2011 - 16:16

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