Amy has apparently set up a Facebook page for her cat Shirley (you know, like fucking annoying twats do) and has been posting messages on Blake's wall.
According to The Sun, one says:
"Oi mummy was saying to her friend about th time she made you breakfast an you drank all th nesquik til you was sick xxxxxxx."
Ah, reminiscing about those halcyon days of heroin induced vomiting...
In another, using Amy's nickname for Blake, Sailor, 'Shirley' says:
"Sailor sort it you're her co-hort. consort still. as you both know you're unswerving. just as much as you're deserving."
Yeah, if 'unswerving' means impregnating fellow patients in rehab and 'deserving' means getting someone hooked on heroin and crack, living off their money, getting locked up and then trying to take half their millions in a divorce.
Come on Amy, stop taking all of Blake's shit like such a fucking pussy!
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COMMENTS (5)
She's the music industry's answer to a gibbeted corpse. What a miserable existence.
"...the time she made you breakfast an you drank all the nesquik til you was sick."
Thats when you know its time to re-think your life, when your day to day existence is so utterly unbearable that you find yourself hankering back to the good times when your crack addled partner regurgitated the first meal of the day and some nesquick.
Oh God Lord- are these the lyrics from the forthcoming album???
I always knew she was a one trick pony. She's gonna have to dine out on "Back to Black" for a fucking long time
I love this manky spiggot, she makes me feel brand spanking new by comparison.