Amy Winehouse is reported to have spent £18,000 at Selfridges on seasonal decorations for her home, including baubles, musical lights, dancing Santas, moving reindeers, dancing doves and talking kittens. The neighbourhood must be delighted.
A source told The Sun:
"She even paid for it all to be installed in her house after experts told her she could seriously hurt herself if she wired it all up wrong."
Amy, wired? Never.
It'll make a nice change for Blake who's spent the last couple of Christmases dodging the showers, although we don't think it'll be happy families pulling the wish-bone over at chez Wino. Fancy doing the carving, Mitch?
Meanwhile, Amy is reported to be planning a huge vampire-themed New Year's Eve party. No costume necessary for Blake.
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COMMENTS (9)
Are you still here ? I thought I told you to clear off?
Go on!
Shooo!
Cunt.
Next...
...dreams of a blood red christmas where the tree is decorated with the innards of this professional slumpie and her head atop it instead of the traditional fairy.
The sooner she gets back together with Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakee!!!! and he kills her or she kills him or (fingers crossed) they kill each other the better !
You sure she hasn't just spent 18 grand on coke and skag, and that's the kind of white christmas she has in mind?
That's what I was thinking? Eighteen grand? On crimbo decorations? Well how many rooms as she got? The store must have seen the look in her eyes and fleeced her arse.
woo horsey 18k for a talking kitten, I'd say that's cheap myself if I had one I'd learn it to sing Tom Waits songs and rake in the profits
oh stop poncing about and do some fucking singing or something. JESUS.
I was just about to ask what the fucking point of this cunt is anymore. Once upon a time she actually sang, or did magic tricks, didn't she? "look at that, look at that, poof! gone, wanna see that again?"
I thought she was Jewish.....