Amy Winehouse throws goddaughter party at Shoreditch house, looks grubby

Amy Winehouse leaves Shoreditch House

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Tue, 02/02/2010 - 09:53 by HM writer

There's nothing quite like throwing your 14-year-old goddaughter a surprise birthday party at Shoreditch house with your right tit hanging out (both out = a Charlie Uchea) and inviting an array of guests who probably turned up to Peter Andre's launch of a white coffee in Costa last week, i.e a member of The Saturdays (the least popular one) and Rachel Adedeji from X Factor...

Other guests included Amy's dad, er, Amy's mum and Lady Sovereign. What a night.

Meanwhile, it was reported over the weekend that Winehouse had confessed to being bisexual and fancying Cheryl Cole. Well, apparently she told a friend (possibly Blaaake, possibly his pre-op crimper girlfriend), who immediately called up the NOTW.

They claimed that Amy had said:

"So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with women but that doesn't mean I don't love Blake. Something about being with a woman is very satisfying. I don't care what people think about me being bi - I just do what feels good."

The source added:

"She doesn't hold back and says what she feels. She often talks about other women. Her favourite is Cheryl, who she really fancies. Most women can appreciate another woman's beauty but Amy definitely takes that to the next level."

And on that note...

Amy Winehouse breasts, Amy Winehouse pictures, Amy Winehouse, Dionne Bromfield

Comments

If she afforded to throw a birthday party for her 14-year-old goddaughter at the private members' club, the Shoreditch house, maybe she thought that she can afford to look like that, too. I bet it was so expensive that Amy Winehouse had to use a reverse mortgage calculator for her own home to pay for that.
JosiahCharley Fri, 29/04/2011 - 12:15
What a fucking state!

Is Amy back on the Crack and Smack?

If a horse looked like that you'd put it out of it's misery.

The best I've ever seen her look was when she wore that suit to court a few months back.

Wouldn't touch it with my worst enemy's.
ken tate Wed, 03/02/2010 - 02:58
My god, she looks like her mum. I wish she'd ditch the ballet shoes. Why does she have an envelope tattoed on her tit?
whatthe. Tue, 02/02/2010 - 20:45
She looks increasingly like she's passed out drunk in the door of a tattooists training school.
angrykid Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:28
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MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:13
Well there you have it Ladies & Gents.....the countdown starts in September this year !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:13
I think she'll be 27 this September... i've added her to my dead pool list
here's hoping

(oooo I'm new never posted before, be gentle with me)
smutbucket Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:03
Christ on a bike is this grubby skank head not dead yet? Throwing parties, more like throwing up after another session of chasing the dragon. I feel dirty after seeing a picture of her, anti-bax spray a plenty i say..
malachysdad Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:30
Ha ha fuck it ! Yes you're right Will I meant Janis Joplin......they're practically the same person anyway.

Either way you get the fucking picture.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:33
Yeah MJ you fucking spakker.
You probably meant Janis Joplin.
BonnyWill Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:27
Joni Mitchell is still alive dumbkopff.
Silly apeth Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:21
How old is she now ? I mean I know she looks like she's in her 50's but can anyone tell me her current age ?

I'm willing to bet that she hasn't reached 27 yet, I say this because I also think that she is desperate to join the "27 club" (Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, Jim Morrisson, etc) so therefore when she reaches that age I predict she will die of an overdose.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:24
if she doesn't even read her own work before publishing, i doubt she bothers with the comments.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:58
she is most certainly gonna kill herself this year or next
elbow Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:56
Bet Mopsa feels a right tit now......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:49
Yeah but fucking mopsa wrote the story.
BonnyWill Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:24
it's her left tit
paxtonwhitehead Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:40
So Amy Winehouse bats for both teams (allegedly)? I have a not-so-secret fetish for lesbians. All men do, everyone knows it and there's no denying it, but I defy anyone to really enjoy imagining a lesbian tryst involving Amy Winehouse.
Please don't mention it again HM. It just doesn't work :(
slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:29
"Campaign poster for neglected horses"...Frankie Boyle. hahahahaha
hacked Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:27
the harridan loses her temper all the time, claims drunk men
looking for a brothel took it; her diary

is full of lies. Two days later
she fishes her temper from the sewer where she lost it.

She grinds it with her teeth, the bitter taste
is sobering until her temper slips through the gaps,

comes out of salt and pepper shakers or the showerhead
and explodes over her like insectiside.

such losses are minor,
her humpback is a cache. She can go for months

without an oasis, she has gone a whole life.
She does not know what to call this place

where butter clogs the pores of her bread
and suffocates it,

where geese fly backwards
closing their vee like a zipper,

where she has no way of knowing how long
before her upper and lower teeth lock

in her only marriage.

- thylias moss
unseemlydogposture Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:23

the harridan loses her temper all the time, claims drunk men
looking for a brothel took it; her diary

is full of lies. Two days later
she fishes her temper from the sewer where she lost it.

She grinds it with her teeth, the bitter taste
is sobering until her temper slips through the gaps,

comes out of salt and pepper shakers or the showerhead
and explodes over her like insectiside.

such losses are minor,
her humpback is a cache. She can go for months

without an oasis, she has gone a whole life.
She does not know what to call this place

where butter clogs the pores of her bread
and suffocates it,

where geese fly backwards
closing their vee like a zipper,

where she has no way of knowing how long
before her upper and lower teeth lock

in her only marriage.

- thylias moss
unseemlydogposture Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:23
"Campaign poster for neglected horses"...Frankie Boyle. hahahahaha
hacked Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:27
So Amy Winehouse bats for both teams (allegedly)? I have a not-so-secret fetish for lesbians. All men do, everyone knows it and there's no denying it, but I defy anyone to really enjoy imagining a lesbian tryst involving Amy Winehouse.
Please don't mention it again HM. It just doesn't work :(
slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:29
it's her left tit
paxtonwhitehead Tue, 02/02/2010 - 10:40
Yeah but fucking mopsa wrote the story.
BonnyWill Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:24
Bet Mopsa feels a right tit now......
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:49
she is most certainly gonna kill herself this year or next
elbow Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:56
if she doesn't even read her own work before publishing, i doubt she bothers with the comments.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 02/02/2010 - 11:58
How old is she now ? I mean I know she looks like she's in her 50's but can anyone tell me her current age ?

I'm willing to bet that she hasn't reached 27 yet, I say this because I also think that she is desperate to join the "27 club" (Kurt Cobain, Jimmy Hendrix, Joni Mitchell, Jim Morrisson, etc) so therefore when she reaches that age I predict she will die of an overdose.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 12:24
Joni Mitchell is still alive dumbkopff.
Silly apeth Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:21
Yeah MJ you fucking spakker.
You probably meant Janis Joplin.
BonnyWill Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:27
Ha ha fuck it ! Yes you're right Will I meant Janis Joplin......they're practically the same person anyway.

Either way you get the fucking picture.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 13:33
Christ on a bike is this grubby skank head not dead yet? Throwing parties, more like throwing up after another session of chasing the dragon. I feel dirty after seeing a picture of her, anti-bax spray a plenty i say..
malachysdad Tue, 02/02/2010 - 14:30
I think she'll be 27 this September... i've added her to my dead pool list
here's hoping

(oooo I'm new never posted before, be gentle with me)
smutbucket Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:03
Well there you have it Ladies & Gents.....the countdown starts in September this year !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:13
.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:13
She looks increasingly like she's passed out drunk in the door of a tattooists training school.
angrykid Tue, 02/02/2010 - 19:28
My god, she looks like her mum. I wish she'd ditch the ballet shoes. Why does she have an envelope tattoed on her tit?
whatthe. Tue, 02/02/2010 - 20:45
What a fucking state!

Is Amy back on the Crack and Smack?

If a horse looked like that you'd put it out of it's misery.

The best I've ever seen her look was when she wore that suit to court a few months back.

Wouldn't touch it with my worst enemy's.
ken tate Wed, 03/02/2010 - 02:58
If she afforded to throw a birthday party for her 14-year-old goddaughter at the private members' club, the Shoreditch house, maybe she thought that she can afford to look like that, too. I bet it was so expensive that Amy Winehouse had to use a reverse mortgage calculator for her own home to pay for that.
JosiahCharley Fri, 29/04/2011 - 12:15