A Nip in the blood
Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:38 by Mr. HM

According to her dad, Amy Winehouse had to go to hospital after one of her breast implants exploded. Is it lunch yet?

Whilst filming for his internet TV show (they'll never take off, trust me) Mitch Winehouse spoke about her recent rush to hospital:

"It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other."

You know, I can't be sure, but I'd wager that Amy would have preferred people to think she had a cold rather than a tit like a watering can. It's called PR Mitch, PR. But then again, he's a bit odd.

A friend of Amy's also said:

"She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

It's nice that Amy is finally bothered about her appearance again, but christ love - no more surgery. Look at the lips in these pics. Ridiculous. As for the freckle drawing she's done on her nose!

Third World governments are supplying families with pictures of Amy o use as a natural form of contraception to try and control population figures in areas of need. True story.

  • I strongly agreed with PuddyTwat that is that true about Amy and the Third World thing? I can well believe it. And the freckles thing is just weird. A face packed with foundation and felt-tip all over her nose. Please give more information. Thanks...
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    Ashik Fri, 18/06/2010 - 13:21
  • Was she trying to get breast augmentation on her nose? She looks like a cat lol.

    gm0nk3y Fri, 19/03/2010 - 18:57
  • LOL yea she does have a very furry face. I didn't know she had breast augmentation. Must be a bad doctor who did the breast augmentation. breast augmentation | breast augmentation before and after

    gm0nk3y Fri, 15/01/2010 - 19:22
  • She's got a furry face.

    mynicehat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:55
  • Very.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 10:03
  • Shut up Daddy O, Jesus Christ, is he trying to be the new Max Clifford or something! He gives me the heebie geebies.

    scarlet von fist Fri, 20/11/2009 - 08:45
  • Reminds me of Maxine from TittyBangBang (no pun intended) "It's just a little bit of leakage"

    And who else feels a little uneasy about her fucking cunt of a father talking about his daughter's breasts??

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 02:14
  • The cab driver who picked me up last night left the audio com on and decided he was in a chatty mood and proceeded to ask me every question under the sun all the way back to my house when I was pissed and unable to string two sentences together. I wonder it was Winehouse Senior... he did look overweight and sounded thick as fuck.

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:30
  • I seen better looking prossies than Wino, what a mess.

    whereswaldo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:11
  • Is that true about Amy and the Third World thing? Shame. I can well believe it. And the freckles thing is just weird. A face packed with foundation and felt-tip all over her nose. As for her dad - urgh! He fucking loves it. Typical mini-cab driver. Always running their mouths off.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 15:49
  • Good god that woman needs a shave.
    And a wash too by the look of her.

    slug Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:59
  • separated at birth....

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:13
  • that'll learn her to inject in the tit

    bunglist Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:47
  • that'll learn her to inject in the tit

    bunglist Thu, 19/11/2009 - 11:47
  • separated at birth....

    jiggerycock Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:13
  • Good god that woman needs a shave.
    And a wash too by the look of her.

    slug Thu, 19/11/2009 - 12:59
  • Is that true about Amy and the Third World thing? Shame. I can well believe it. And the freckles thing is just weird. A face packed with foundation and felt-tip all over her nose. As for her dad - urgh! He fucking loves it. Typical mini-cab driver. Always running their mouths off.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/11/2009 - 15:49
  • I seen better looking prossies than Wino, what a mess.

    whereswaldo Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:11
  • The cab driver who picked me up last night left the audio com on and decided he was in a chatty mood and proceeded to ask me every question under the sun all the way back to my house when I was pissed and unable to string two sentences together. I wonder it was Winehouse Senior... he did look overweight and sounded thick as fuck.

    kermits Thu, 19/11/2009 - 16:30
  • Reminds me of Maxine from TittyBangBang (no pun intended) "It's just a little bit of leakage"

    And who else feels a little uneasy about her fucking cunt of a father talking about his daughter's breasts??

    Blartmonster Fri, 20/11/2009 - 02:14
  • Shut up Daddy O, Jesus Christ, is he trying to be the new Max Clifford or something! He gives me the heebie geebies.

    scarlet von fist Fri, 20/11/2009 - 08:45
  • Very.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 10:03
  • She's got a furry face.

    mynicehat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:55
  • LOL yea she does have a very furry face. I didn't know she had breast augmentation. Must be a bad doctor who did the breast augmentation. breast augmentation | breast augmentation before and after

    gm0nk3y Fri, 15/01/2010 - 19:22
  • Was she trying to get breast augmentation on her nose? She looks like a cat lol.

    gm0nk3y Fri, 19/03/2010 - 18:57
  • I strongly agreed with PuddyTwat that is that true about Amy and the Third World thing? I can well believe it. And the freckles thing is just weird. A face packed with foundation and felt-tip all over her nose. Please give more information. Thanks...
    luxury sex toys

    Ashik Fri, 18/06/2010 - 13:21

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