Whilst filming for his internet TV show (they'll never take off, trust me) Mitch Winehouse spoke about her recent rush to hospital:

"It wasn't because she had a cold. She's fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other."

You know, I can't be sure, but I'd wager that Amy would have preferred people to think she had a cold rather than a tit like a watering can. It's called PR Mitch, PR. But then again, he's a bit odd.

A friend of Amy's also said:

"She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

It's nice that Amy is finally bothered about her appearance again, but christ love - no more surgery. Look at the lips in these pics. Ridiculous. As for the freckle drawing she's done on her nose!

Third World governments are supplying families with pictures of Amy o use as a natural form of contraception to try and control population figures in areas of need. True story.

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