According to The Sun, the above picture is a scan of scribbled notes from none other than Amy The Winehouse, back in her halcyon teenage years. It comes from a set of papers found in a rubbish pile on a north London street that also include a red notebook with the 'Amy's Songs' written on the front.

As well as declaring that the only way she'll really know she's famous is when there's a tanning bed in her sitting room and a treadmill in her living room, the young Wino also included several sets of lyrics as well as a pretty sexual note about a guy called Felix:

'There's too much sexual tension. I'm sooo gonna turn up in that little skirt on Thursday. And watch him want me. I think I'll wear the heels too. The little white ones. No, actually i'll stick to trainers. I'll make him help write me a song'

How sweet. Little did she realise, only a few short years later she would be wearing a short skirt and heels everyday. 

We're not entirely convinced the story is legitimate, as it sounds like it was made up by a naughty 10 year trying to squirm out of a burglary charge, but we'd certainly like to believe it is. So hopefully we'll be seeing more of these delightful tidbits in the future, after all, if we can't abuse Amy about much now, we can certainly go back and laugh at her teenage self.