I can't be too mean because it's for charity and all that, but this is like a real life scene from Oceans Eleven and i hate them all to the very core for being richer, better looking, drunker and more tanned than I have and ever will be. George Clooney could smear his chest in Joseph Jackson's duck butter and he'd still have a four mile queue of women wanting to lick it off.
But are they all really happy? You know, deep down in their souls?
Of course they are you twat.
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COMMENTS (9)
Christ, Clooney is STILL sporting that beard. And the facial hair doesn't suit him either.
*spits out coffee*
You can see it coming a mile off, but still funny . . . .
BAM!
His bird is fit
I quite fancy his mum, she is a fucking looker
'fucking looker'. Like she's got eyes? Wow. Anyone who refers to a person as a fucking looker should head off down the kebab shop (Kerry's maybe) to mingle and meet with people with the intention of forming a relationship that will see a good match in terms of class, dignity, STDs, etc.
Fucking looker!
Just because you're 6ft3, 18 stone, myopic, a six-baby minced flange and got spaniel's ears tits around your gargantuan rugby player's legs, don't diss Mrs Clooney senior. Jealousy is soooooo unbecoming
If it weren't for your vile ideas, hideous utterances and lack of respect for anyone other than yourself (misplaced I would add), I could quite fall for you. *Swoons
These people aren't happy. They're under pressure to look good all the time and end up living on beans and nuts. They can't even fart without it ending up on Twitter. A lot of them are studying Tiger Woods and wondering if the fame and money are worth it. When I go to a party I go to party and I don't want a camera zooming up my arse. These people? They don't have a choice. If they don't do the charidee, they're condemned. If they do do it, they know that a photo of them looking shit may end up online. Who needs it?