Angelina Jolie pictures from Andrew Morton's biography arrive, quite grim

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Thu, 19/08/2010 - 11:59 by HM writer

The naked 'never-before-seen' pictures of Angelina Jolie NOT smoking heroin from 1999 have finally arrived...

The photos, printed in Star magazine and taken from Andrew Morton's 'Angelina Jolie: An Unauthorized Biography', were allegedly taken during "a 14-hour heroin bender" (making Amy Winhouse's recent night out look like a Justin Bieber picnic).

Morton has said:

“The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I’m sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she’s kept hidden away, even from Brad."

Can't be any worse than sitting through her latest film...

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Comments

  • Dog lead, yep get the idea. (Not) heroin, okay if you like that kind of thing. But, and I know I've led a sheltered life with our Slug, what is it with the insulating tape? Explanations please.

    stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 07:58

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    peterwhite2162 Fri, 20/08/2010 - 02:53

  • I assume that when you said 'adopting' you were being polite and actually meant 'puchasing'.

    slug Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:33

  • Any of them really. Fucking cunts.

    On top of which I hate all this "what right do you have to tell me that I can't improve the life of a child" bollocks......yeah but what about the rest of the poor cunts picking flies out their eyes and living on shitty handouts ? How about instead of adopting one of the little sods you just sponsor a fucking orphanage, oh but hold on that's not what "the trend" is all about is it you fucking egotistical slag knickered cunts.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:30

  • Anything written up in Star/Heat/Ok/Closer etc etc is invariably bollocks. Anything by Andrew Morton even more so.

    PS - Not Mopsa - 'Naked' usually means nipples or bush. I'm disappointed.

    slug Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:30

  • Is this Madonna or Jolie we're talking about now?

    slug Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:22

  • "Dear social services, I am a recovering drug addict with a history of mental problems who is into masochistic sex games involving violence and blood, I have had several relationships none of which have been stable and I have been married twice.....please can I adopt lots of children who I intend to spend little or no time with.........P.S. I am famous"

    Says it all really.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:15

  • She's probably done more 'outrageous' farts in front of her children.

    Andrew Morton is just a tedious cunt.

    I always enjoy Chris Morris taking the piss out of him in an interview from the Diana book-era.

    somekindofmonster Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:09

  • Crikey, she really is tedious.

    diamondcat Thu, 19/08/2010 - 12:50

  • I don't know what the big deal is. Everyone knew she'd "lived". This only coats the enigmatic bad girl image that she loves.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/08/2010 - 12:44

  • OK, well just goes to show that if you're an aspiring actress it's never a good idea to let some sleazy bloke photograph you in the altogether smoking H.
    And she didn't even do it for publicity - Peaches Geldof.

    On a more surreal note:
    Lisa Marie Presley has just moved to Kent.
    Margate will never be the same again.

    Is this like the time the Jacksons moved to Devon?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 19/08/2010 - 12:16

  • OK, well just goes to show that if you're an aspiring actress it's never a good idea to let some sleazy bloke photograph you in the altogether smoking H.
    And she didn't even do it for publicity - Peaches Geldof.

    On a more surreal note:
    Lisa Marie Presley has just moved to Kent.
    Margate will never be the same again.

    Is this like the time the Jacksons moved to Devon?

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 19/08/2010 - 12:16

  • I don't know what the big deal is. Everyone knew she'd "lived". This only coats the enigmatic bad girl image that she loves.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 19/08/2010 - 12:44

  • Crikey, she really is tedious.

    diamondcat Thu, 19/08/2010 - 12:50

  • She's probably done more 'outrageous' farts in front of her children.

    Andrew Morton is just a tedious cunt.

    I always enjoy Chris Morris taking the piss out of him in an interview from the Diana book-era.

    somekindofmonster Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:09

  • "Dear social services, I am a recovering drug addict with a history of mental problems who is into masochistic sex games involving violence and blood, I have had several relationships none of which have been stable and I have been married twice.....please can I adopt lots of children who I intend to spend little or no time with.........P.S. I am famous"

    Says it all really.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:15

  • Is this Madonna or Jolie we're talking about now?

    slug Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:22

  • Anything written up in Star/Heat/Ok/Closer etc etc is invariably bollocks. Anything by Andrew Morton even more so.

    PS - Not Mopsa - 'Naked' usually means nipples or bush. I'm disappointed.

    slug Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:30

  • Any of them really. Fucking cunts.

    On top of which I hate all this "what right do you have to tell me that I can't improve the life of a child" bollocks......yeah but what about the rest of the poor cunts picking flies out their eyes and living on shitty handouts ? How about instead of adopting one of the little sods you just sponsor a fucking orphanage, oh but hold on that's not what "the trend" is all about is it you fucking egotistical slag knickered cunts.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:30

  • I assume that when you said 'adopting' you were being polite and actually meant 'puchasing'.

    slug Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:33

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    peterwhite2162 Fri, 20/08/2010 - 02:53

  • Dog lead, yep get the idea. (Not) heroin, okay if you like that kind of thing. But, and I know I've led a sheltered life with our Slug, what is it with the insulating tape? Explanations please.

    stella ah trois Fri, 20/08/2010 - 07:58

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