Anna Friel leaves the Haymarket Theatre
Friel love
Wed, 25/11/2009 - 13:29 by HM writerIf there's a person on this world who loves themselves MORE than it would appear Anna Friel does, we want to know - who?
She preens, pouts, poses and practically licks herself day after day as she leaves the Haymarket theatre and frankly, it's getting on our nerves.
*Message ends*
*small voice* - And you've got a hole in your dress...
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Fuck me Retro that's brilliant - but one person I would add to that list would have to be Cheryl fucking Cole. She is so far up her own arse and takes herself so fucking seriously as a music and singing judge - that is incredulous when you hear her "live" (ie, pre-recorded) version of that shitty, 3rd rate, boppity-bop single that she did. Last night I heard it for the first time in its entirety, much to my chagrin, and if that's how she sounds in a studio with all the editing and sound effects for your voice, then she's hardly in a position to chastise others about their lack of singing ability. However, probably worth several millions after the sham marriage to Cashley Arsehole to cover her latent racism and dodge the charge of racial harassment and bullying, this cunt has the nerve to be on a school bullying website. The face of L'Oreal? The arse of Tyneside more like. Because you ain't fucking worth it
I can name a few people who love themselves as much as this bint clearly does:
1. Myleene Klass. This is a woman with such unwavering faith in her abilities that she wants to write a book on parenting. She's got one kid, and it's a scrotey little toddler. She hasn't even experienced the teenage years yet. Wonky-faced mule.
2. Kanye West. Would probably prefer to suck his own cock than have someone else do it.
3. Lady Gaga. Way too much thought goes into his/her/its appearance, even though it essentially looks like an S&M muppet.
4. Jeremy Clarkson. Clearly thinks he's better than everyone else on the planet, including Germans, people who don't want to run other people over with tonnes of metal, and anyone even vaguely concerned about the environment.
5. Peaches Geldof. If she had even an ounce of clarity, she would realise that she is completely worthless, and fuck off back to obscurity. As it goes, she doesn't. She probably looks in the mirror every morning and goes "So, like, you are a genius, yah? And anyone who disagrees is just jealous of your totally awesome tattoos and totally awesome amount of money and totally awesome wardrobe..."
There you go, that's five off the top of my head.
Another Kate Winslet. More of an actress off stage than on. Milk it while you can love. It'll be Corrie for you next year.
Wum indeed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HXaj2IYYn8
Red Ridings was drivel ? wum
What a load of fucking bollocks - she's a former soap actress treading the boards. Meryl Streep she ain't.
Get a fucking grip, eh?
I think grange works for TV Quick. It's chock full of "proper stars".
By the way, "Red Ridings" was fucking drivel and having very wide feet IS a crime.
My brother worked with her and the director, preened, fawned and massaged her ego until most had to look away for fear of vomiting, typical insecure little madam making a little talent go a long way, by my brother's reckoning, he couldn't fucking stand her.
Her husband's one ugly fuck though
Sensational? Have a word, mate.
She was sensational in The Street as Dee Purnell. Lots of other actors also shone , best TV drama since Red Ridings maybe better.
A proper star. Sigh. I'm transported back to the 30s. Ouch! Scales just fell away from eyes. Where's the Optrex?
Talented? Debatable: never saw Brookside but she was more wooden than Heather Mills' spare leg in that thing about the cult where it seemed she was only there for her clothes to fall off every 10 minutes. Proper star? For what? a current run in the West End? Even Hollyoaks rejects can manage that.
Catholics.
If there is a group of people that hate themselves and the world more than the uk meeja I want to know who ?
She poses for the paps ? This is a crime somehow ?
She is pretty and talented ? That really annoys you doesnt it.
She is a proper star , first one I can remember you featuring.
And she appears to have very wide feet* despite her starlit posing - little toe popping out of strappy sandal is not only painful but ugly.* Pic 4. She should have gone for half a size bigger I reckon or got some Camper flats like the rest of us.
*No crime. Just an observation.
From the thumbnail pic of this, I thought it was the Cheeky Girls.
NOT A GOOD LOOK, ANNA, HAVE A PIE.
From the thumbnail pic of this, I thought it was the Cheeky Girls.
NOT A GOOD LOOK, ANNA, HAVE A PIE.
And she appears to have very wide feet* despite her starlit posing - little toe popping out of strappy sandal is not only painful but ugly.* Pic 4. She should have gone for half a size bigger I reckon or got some Camper flats like the rest of us.
*No crime. Just an observation.
If there is a group of people that hate themselves and the world more than the uk meeja I want to know who ?
She poses for the paps ? This is a crime somehow ?
She is pretty and talented ? That really annoys you doesnt it.
She is a proper star , first one I can remember you featuring.
Catholics.
Talented? Debatable: never saw Brookside but she was more wooden than Heather Mills' spare leg in that thing about the cult where it seemed she was only there for her clothes to fall off every 10 minutes. Proper star? For what? a current run in the West End? Even Hollyoaks rejects can manage that.
A proper star. Sigh. I'm transported back to the 30s. Ouch! Scales just fell away from eyes. Where's the Optrex?
She was sensational in The Street as Dee Purnell. Lots of other actors also shone , best TV drama since Red Ridings maybe better.
Sensational? Have a word, mate.
Her husband's one ugly fuck though
My brother worked with her and the director, preened, fawned and massaged her ego until most had to look away for fear of vomiting, typical insecure little madam making a little talent go a long way, by my brother's reckoning, he couldn't fucking stand her.
I think grange works for TV Quick. It's chock full of "proper stars".
By the way, "Red Ridings" was fucking drivel and having very wide feet IS a crime.
What a load of fucking bollocks - she's a former soap actress treading the boards. Meryl Streep she ain't.
Get a fucking grip, eh?
Red Ridings was drivel ? wum
Wum indeed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HXaj2IYYn8
Another Kate Winslet. More of an actress off stage than on. Milk it while you can love. It'll be Corrie for you next year.
I can name a few people who love themselves as much as this bint clearly does:
1. Myleene Klass. This is a woman with such unwavering faith in her abilities that she wants to write a book on parenting. She's got one kid, and it's a scrotey little toddler. She hasn't even experienced the teenage years yet. Wonky-faced mule.
2. Kanye West. Would probably prefer to suck his own cock than have someone else do it.
3. Lady Gaga. Way too much thought goes into his/her/its appearance, even though it essentially looks like an S&M muppet.
4. Jeremy Clarkson. Clearly thinks he's better than everyone else on the planet, including Germans, people who don't want to run other people over with tonnes of metal, and anyone even vaguely concerned about the environment.
5. Peaches Geldof. If she had even an ounce of clarity, she would realise that she is completely worthless, and fuck off back to obscurity. As it goes, she doesn't. She probably looks in the mirror every morning and goes "So, like, you are a genius, yah? And anyone who disagrees is just jealous of your totally awesome tattoos and totally awesome amount of money and totally awesome wardrobe..."
There you go, that's five off the top of my head.
Fuck me Retro that's brilliant - but one person I would add to that list would have to be Cheryl fucking Cole. She is so far up her own arse and takes herself so fucking seriously as a music and singing judge - that is incredulous when you hear her "live" (ie, pre-recorded) version of that shitty, 3rd rate, boppity-bop single that she did. Last night I heard it for the first time in its entirety, much to my chagrin, and if that's how she sounds in a studio with all the editing and sound effects for your voice, then she's hardly in a position to chastise others about their lack of singing ability. However, probably worth several millions after the sham marriage to Cashley Arsehole to cover her latent racism and dodge the charge of racial harassment and bullying, this cunt has the nerve to be on a school bullying website. The face of L'Oreal? The arse of Tyneside more like. Because you ain't fucking worth it