Kat Von T looks much more Russell Brand's cup of tea than Katie Perry. More "sexually voracious", "artsy" and "etc". And I'm sure Katie's cutsie-bit-of-crumpet, annoying American rich kid behaviour must, by now, be wearing a bit thin with the "deep" and "meaningful" Brand. She looks like a wholesome, American prom queen in her frumpy evening gown. Whereas Kat has on something quite unusual and "edgy". The question is, will he or wont he succumb to the lure of the shiny bauble Satan is dangling before him?

This must be for the B People. Folk who are famous bless 'em but who have gone a little bit dry. They're not quite ready to cut the village fete ribbon but they know that it will only take another few months and if nothing still ain't going on for them, their stock will start to slide. They're still 'names' bless 'em and PRs will still poop their pants if they get them, but they're still a little bit blah.