The Actress Wears Nada
Tue, 19/10/2010 - 12:51 by Harry Bow

Anne Hathaway has revealed that sex scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal made her "cry constantly" and made her an "emotional wreck". Chill out, Anne, please. We're not even sure that Jake would've been that happy about bedding you either as you're probably not his type.

Poor Anne Hathaway, it must be really shit getting paid the minimum wage to go topless, show off her rancid body and get naked with an equally unattractive Hollywood star...

The actress recently spoke to American Vogue about the trauma of getting her kit off while filming Loving & Other Drugs with her old Brokeback Mountain co-star Jake Gyllenhaal, saying:

"These (the characters her and Jake play) are people who have no trouble taking their clothes off - in a way, their bodies are their currency. But they're terrified of exposing their vulnerability, of becoming emotionally naked.

 "I was a wreck from start to finish. I think I cried every single day. I had to lean so much more heavily on everyone around me than I'm used to. I'm used to pulling my own weight. But I totally fell apart." 

Awful, we hope there was a crew member on-hand for support, although you'd think she might have got used to the trauma of showing her rack since she's done it, like, a million times before. 

See exhibit 1-8, purely for evidence.

  • Must have been cold for pic 5. What a place to hang your hat.

    loosehead Wed, 20/10/2010 - 20:47
  • Sorry, I withdraw my comment, but I'll leave the pic of her up there. She does look a lot like Michael Jackson tho

    fuckwit Tue, 19/10/2010 - 15:22
  • But fuckwit, that was sarcasm. I should've put a 'not' in brackets afterwards, sorry.

    Harry Bow Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:57
  • "Rancid body"? Eh?

    fuckwit Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:44
  • Bit gay

    fuckwit Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:04
  • *I'm used to pulling my own weight*

    I must say I'm getting used to it too after clicking on that pic of Jake Gyllenhaal

    merylhighground Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:02
  • Jesus suffering fuck but these luvvies do shite on don't they?

    Forever prattling on about how difficult and intense it all is and how they have to go to a dark place (not dark enough for my liking but hey bloody ho) and how basically emotionally vulnerable and nerve racking it all is, when we know all the Director is looking for is someone to deliver a line with a smidgeon of plausibility, preferably without falling over.

    Jesus, a troupe of fucking monkeys could do that - and they've got nicer buttocks!

    jiggerycock Tue, 19/10/2010 - 13:45
  • Jesus suffering fuck but these luvvies do shite on don't they?

    Forever prattling on about how difficult and intense it all is and how they have to go to a dark place (not dark enough for my liking but hey bloody ho) and how basically emotionally vulnerable and nerve racking it all is, when we know all the Director is looking for is someone to deliver a line with a smidgeon of plausibility, preferably without falling over.

    Jesus, a troupe of fucking monkeys could do that - and they've got nicer buttocks!

    jiggerycock Tue, 19/10/2010 - 13:45
  • *I'm used to pulling my own weight*

    I must say I'm getting used to it too after clicking on that pic of Jake Gyllenhaal

    merylhighground Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:02
  • Bit gay

    fuckwit Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:04
  • "Rancid body"? Eh?

    fuckwit Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:44
  • But fuckwit, that was sarcasm. I should've put a 'not' in brackets afterwards, sorry.

    Harry Bow Tue, 19/10/2010 - 14:57
  • Sorry, I withdraw my comment, but I'll leave the pic of her up there. She does look a lot like Michael Jackson tho

    fuckwit Tue, 19/10/2010 - 15:22
  • Must have been cold for pic 5. What a place to hang your hat.

    loosehead Wed, 20/10/2010 - 20:47

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