SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT ALERT
Tue, 06/10/2009 - 10:17 by Mr. HM

Paris fashion week continues it's weary crawl through October with the Yves Saint Laurent show. This one enjoyed the company of Prince, Michael Stipe and Katy Perry, who appeared to be giving Russell Brand a taste of his own medicine. 

 

Things we can take away with us from these pictures:

  1. Prince dines on Unicorn blood for breakfast. He's FIFTY FUCKING ONE!
  2. Although has the same moustache as the woman who makes my lunch.
  3. Speaking of moustaches - Michael Stipe, stop it.
  4. Katy Perry is wearing sunglasses in the dark. For that reason alone, she should be sent to prison.
  5. Unless they were worn to hide from her companion's specs, which can actually be seen from space.
  6. Or her retinas have been damaged after having Russell Brand's chicken wings flapping in her face all weekend.
  7. Maybe. Whatever. We'll probably never know.
  8. She might be blind.
  9. Jamie Hince is the most bored man in Britain. Holding his head in every damn picture. GYAC mate you're in a shitty band and struck gold by banging a model. Get over it fuck nuts.
  10. Apart from that other one where he's smiling.
  11. It is safe to say that Yasmin Le Bon is relatively attractive.

As you were.

  • Grace Jones. She's my favourite fruitcake.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 23:25
  • The world needs egotistical people. He is a quite incredible performer and a rare talent. Ego backed up with talent I enjoy.

    Katie Price on the other hand couldn't chuck a bucket of water on a floor and is egotistical cretin surrounded by similarly simple vulgar people.

    kwebb Tue, 06/10/2009 - 20:33
  • Are you lot pissed? He's so egotistical he makes Price and the fucknut look like nuns. He's a fucking walking cock, and I don't mean that in a good way...

    Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:39
  • I think Michael Stipe looks quite natty with a 'tache.

    There again, I think Michael Stipe looks quite natty wearing a skirt and with half his head painted blue, so my opinion is not oft sought.

    clee984 Tue, 06/10/2009 - 18:03
  • Kate Moss can look a bit rough at times, but nevertheless, she doesn't half pick some odd looking fuckers to shag.

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 17:03
  • Hear hear retrovertigo, hear hear....

    Dantheman Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:04
  • Prince is proof that sometimes, it's OK for celebrities to dress like twats. Albeit mostly because he actually has a huge amount of talent to back it up, unlike Lady Gaga, the epitome of style over substance.

    retrovertigo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:49
  • Prince could wear a jumpsuit made of teapots for all I care. He is allowed to dress flamboyantly without criticism because he has CONSISTENTLY done so for over 25 years and has a back-catalogue the likes of Lady gaga can only wish for. He, like Grace Jones, is untouchable.

    BustySinclair Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:37
  • Exactly. EXACTLY.

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:41
  • Except it's Prince therefore he doesn't look ridiculous.
    The rest of them can fuck the fuck off though.

    kwebb Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:00
  • Except it's Prince therefore he doesn't look ridiculous.
    The rest of them can fuck the fuck off though.

    kwebb Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:00
  • Exactly. EXACTLY.

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 11:41
  • Prince could wear a jumpsuit made of teapots for all I care. He is allowed to dress flamboyantly without criticism because he has CONSISTENTLY done so for over 25 years and has a back-catalogue the likes of Lady gaga can only wish for. He, like Grace Jones, is untouchable.

    BustySinclair Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:37
  • Prince is proof that sometimes, it's OK for celebrities to dress like twats. Albeit mostly because he actually has a huge amount of talent to back it up, unlike Lady Gaga, the epitome of style over substance.

    retrovertigo Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:49
  • Hear hear retrovertigo, hear hear....

    Dantheman Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:04
  • Kate Moss can look a bit rough at times, but nevertheless, she doesn't half pick some odd looking fuckers to shag.

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 17:03
  • I think Michael Stipe looks quite natty with a 'tache.

    There again, I think Michael Stipe looks quite natty wearing a skirt and with half his head painted blue, so my opinion is not oft sought.

    clee984 Tue, 06/10/2009 - 18:03
  • Are you lot pissed? He's so egotistical he makes Price and the fucknut look like nuns. He's a fucking walking cock, and I don't mean that in a good way...

    Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:39
  • The world needs egotistical people. He is a quite incredible performer and a rare talent. Ego backed up with talent I enjoy.

    Katie Price on the other hand couldn't chuck a bucket of water on a floor and is egotistical cretin surrounded by similarly simple vulgar people.

    kwebb Tue, 06/10/2009 - 20:33
  • Grace Jones. She's my favourite fruitcake.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 23:25

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