The return of Butterface
Wed, 03/03/2010 - 09:43 by Mr. HM

You know it's going to be another slow news day when the second most interesting story is about Lady Gaga's SHOCKING dress. Let's just pretend we haven't written this same story 45 times in the past week already...

Blah blah blah redefining boundaries blah blah blah empowering women blah blah blah flying in the face of tradition blah blah blah showing an arse blah misunderstood genius blah blah reshaping the horizon of popular music with her originality blah blah except not like Madonna in the 90s blah blah that was different blah blah don't ask how it just is blah blah.

  • As much as it pains me to say it here goes - it might be time Mr HM to start copy & pasting the stuff from the M**l. (shrugs). Don't tell anyone I said this - I've got a rep to protect.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:37
  • Yes, but do you lock her up in Pentonville or Holloway? It's a logistical nightmare.

    psammmead Wed, 03/03/2010 - 11:56
  • I think it was our Tesco who asked a while back (c. story #4 probably when Gaga first 'graced' our screeens - why does no one arrest her? Aren't there laws? Not being a prude but it would do us all a favour if they locked her up overnight in a police cell.

    stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:07
  • I think it was our Tesco who asked a while back (c. story #4 probably when Gaga first 'graced' our screeens - why does no one arrest her? Aren't there laws? Not being a prude but it would do us all a favour if they locked her up overnight in a police cell.

    stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 10:07
  • Yes, but do you lock her up in Pentonville or Holloway? It's a logistical nightmare.

    psammmead Wed, 03/03/2010 - 11:56
  • As much as it pains me to say it here goes - it might be time Mr HM to start copy & pasting the stuff from the M**l. (shrugs). Don't tell anyone I said this - I've got a rep to protect.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:37

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