Another 'Nine' premiere, saved by Fergie's boobs

Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman and Fergie at Nine premiere

My Lovely Lady Lumps...

Thu, 10/12/2009 - 14:17 by HM writer

The LA premiere of 'Nine' was held last night, following its world premiere in London last week, and Fergie's breasts managed to steal the show from Fergie, Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman...

And the women put on their best act yet of 'look how close we are, we just love each other' by smiling and even rubbing their botoxed heads together.

Mind you, Penelope and Fegie looked relieved when they finally managed to get rid of Nicole Kidman, who looked like the elderly woman out of 'Whatever Happened To Baby Jane' but older, and with even colder hands. But then we could imagine it would be a bit awkward and tense between Nicole and Penelope, considering they both faked had a relationship with Tom Cruise...

Also at the premiere was Fergie's husband Josh Duhamel, someone else from the Black Eyed Peas, John Deluca, Rob Marshal and erm, Fergie's breasts.

Fergie pictures, Fergie, fergie

Comments

The only one who looks alive is Penelope Cruz. Nicole looks as if she needs blood and Fergie looks like unsure of herself: "when it doubt whip em out".
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:58
Pic 3 FFS someone tell ghetto G he is not in Compton
whereswaldo Thu, 10/12/2009 - 20:33
Dear Santa

This year i would like for christmas;

Soapy tit wanks from Penelope Cruz and Fergie
whereswaldo Thu, 10/12/2009 - 20:29
The Black Eyed Peas - even your fucking granny would be embarrased if they came on the radio
Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 18:17
Yep, I'm off to The Onion for a while I think. Come on HM. I want to defend you as I think you're probably a force for good but really, pictures of Fergie's tits? Jesus, the Black Eyed Peas aren't even yesterday's news any more.
charl25 Thu, 10/12/2009 - 17:53
Daft tits
Stramash Thu, 10/12/2009 - 17:41
Don't be so fucking ungrateful. HM has kindly posted close to 120 identical pictures today.

If there's not something in there for you, there's something wrong with you.
HeyYou Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:53
Sigh.

I think I'm getting bored of HM...
tescopop Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:13
Does Fergie do chip and pin down that swipe card facility she's wearing?
merylhighground Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:10
she looks old, young, haggered, great by turns. i'm confused.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 10/12/2009 - 15:16
A BIG MOUND OF 'FAKE', HELD TOGETHER WITH 'PLASTIC' ON A PLATE OF 'PISS AND WIND' WITH A SIDE ORDER OF 'ERSATZ', DELIVERED BY 'SMOKE AND MIRRORS' IN A WORLD OF 'LESS THAN ZERO'!!!!!
jiggerycock Thu, 10/12/2009 - 14:44

A BIG MOUND OF 'FAKE', HELD TOGETHER WITH 'PLASTIC' ON A PLATE OF 'PISS AND WIND' WITH A SIDE ORDER OF 'ERSATZ', DELIVERED BY 'SMOKE AND MIRRORS' IN A WORLD OF 'LESS THAN ZERO'!!!!!
jiggerycock Thu, 10/12/2009 - 14:44
she looks old, young, haggered, great by turns. i'm confused.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 10/12/2009 - 15:16
Does Fergie do chip and pin down that swipe card facility she's wearing?
merylhighground Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:10
Sigh.

I think I'm getting bored of HM...
tescopop Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:13
Don't be so fucking ungrateful. HM has kindly posted close to 120 identical pictures today.

If there's not something in there for you, there's something wrong with you.
HeyYou Thu, 10/12/2009 - 16:53
Daft tits
Stramash Thu, 10/12/2009 - 17:41
Yep, I'm off to The Onion for a while I think. Come on HM. I want to defend you as I think you're probably a force for good but really, pictures of Fergie's tits? Jesus, the Black Eyed Peas aren't even yesterday's news any more.
charl25 Thu, 10/12/2009 - 17:53
The Black Eyed Peas - even your fucking granny would be embarrased if they came on the radio
Blartmonster Thu, 10/12/2009 - 18:17
Dear Santa

This year i would like for christmas;

Soapy tit wanks from Penelope Cruz and Fergie
whereswaldo Thu, 10/12/2009 - 20:29
Pic 3 FFS someone tell ghetto G he is not in Compton
whereswaldo Thu, 10/12/2009 - 20:33
The only one who looks alive is Penelope Cruz. Nicole looks as if she needs blood and Fergie looks like unsure of herself: "when it doubt whip em out".
PuddyTwat Fri, 11/12/2009 - 01:58