There's not an enormous amount to say about the Anuvahood premiere. We haven't seen the film, so can't say it's awful, and aside from the eye watering backdrop in the above pictures, all we've really go to go on is the fact Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace thought it was an important enough event that she should change her clothes midway through.

Having said that, if you've wondered what's happened to any low-impact celebrities recently, then chances are they turned up last night. Richard Blackwood, Bianca Gascoigne, Professor Green, Tiny Iron, Ashley Walters, Imogen Thomas, Aggro Santos, Lethal Bizzle and Simon Webbe all stood boldly in front of the cameras waiting to be asked who they were, and even everyone's favourite member of Press Gang, Dexter Fletcher, managed to turn up, albeit looking a bit like he'd been interning with the Taliban.

Disappointingly, the worst thing that seemed to happen was Aisleyne sitting down in a taxi or possibly Tiny Iron staring down Lizzie Cundy's top, although we can only imagine his shock when he realised what he was seeing. Still, he's a big man, probably only cries once every few years or something.