Ashley Cole asked Cheryl to wait until after the World Cup to split

3 Cheryl Cole and their dogs Aimee Walton

Cheryl and Ashley Cole before split

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Tue, 16/03/2010 - 10:24 by HM writer

As we slowly tire of dressing Ashley Cole up as a Sue Pollard and all the accompanying news regarding his alleged affairs and general bad behaviour, it's new being reported that he tried to get wife Cheryl to put off their separation until after the World Cup. But apparently this request made Cheryl "explode with rage" (not literally), so we assume the pair won't be reconciling in the near future...

And if they ever tried to, it would probably be over her hard, dead, cold body... *Shudders*

A source said:

"Cheryl hit the roof. She flew off the handle and he knew instantly he'd said the wrong thing once again."

Cole had suggested the idea before, with a text message, possibly illustrated with different angles of his cock, but it was rejected and he's since been banished from their mansion upon his return from the injury clinic in France.

Cole's now living in a 'secret London address', weeping with only these two for company (he has custody of them this week. And chosing their company over them)....

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Comments

What difference could the breakup after the WC possibly have made?
GrahamBrown Tue, 04/05/2010 - 15:12
I can't believe the little geordie slag isn't getting a regular slating from the papps. A nasty little cunt and no mistake - the mum in law is just an additional rottweiler in attendance, you can see the class is in the genes
koshmar Thu, 18/03/2010 - 02:51
I liked the piss-take drawings on his shirt! You could have drawn some of those titty things that Charlize Theron had on her Oscar dress. Come on people - use your imaginations. That's why God invented photoshop. Don't just use it for work, that's boring. Use it to take the piss. It's what the programmers would have wanted.

As for the Coles - who are just like the Duckworths - why are they telling the press all their business? When they get back together again are they going to display The First Night's Bedsheet, Henry VIII style, so we can see the stains? The pair of them are so cheap.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 10:59
Yes, Slug.
stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 18:56
Ashley Cole = Deluded Ponce.
Ellectrika Tue, 16/03/2010 - 12:51
Oh no - you're not my wife are you Stella? That all sounds horribly familiar.
slug Tue, 16/03/2010 - 12:23
So it's not just my wife then? Every time I say to her "I hope my next wife is more understanding" I'm just wasting my breath - you're actually all the same?
yogithebear Tue, 16/03/2010 - 12:05
You can tell they weren't married for long. Flying off the handle is like far too much energy. We veterans adopt the withering look when suggestions of any kind emerge from husbands. They never, ever learn that what they just said was crap. Whatever it was. And to shhhh now.
stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 11:19

You can tell they weren't married for long. Flying off the handle is like far too much energy. We veterans adopt the withering look when suggestions of any kind emerge from husbands. They never, ever learn that what they just said was crap. Whatever it was. And to shhhh now.
stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 11:19
So it's not just my wife then? Every time I say to her "I hope my next wife is more understanding" I'm just wasting my breath - you're actually all the same?
yogithebear Tue, 16/03/2010 - 12:05
Oh no - you're not my wife are you Stella? That all sounds horribly familiar.
slug Tue, 16/03/2010 - 12:23
Ashley Cole = Deluded Ponce.
Ellectrika Tue, 16/03/2010 - 12:51
Yes, Slug.
stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 18:56
I liked the piss-take drawings on his shirt! You could have drawn some of those titty things that Charlize Theron had on her Oscar dress. Come on people - use your imaginations. That's why God invented photoshop. Don't just use it for work, that's boring. Use it to take the piss. It's what the programmers would have wanted.

As for the Coles - who are just like the Duckworths - why are they telling the press all their business? When they get back together again are they going to display The First Night's Bedsheet, Henry VIII style, so we can see the stains? The pair of them are so cheap.
PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 10:59
I can't believe the little geordie slag isn't getting a regular slating from the papps. A nasty little cunt and no mistake - the mum in law is just an additional rottweiler in attendance, you can see the class is in the genes
koshmar Thu, 18/03/2010 - 02:51
What difference could the breakup after the WC possibly have made?
GrahamBrown Tue, 04/05/2010 - 15:12