uh do you blame the guy?? I mean really. Cheryl Cole is rarely at home because she's too being trying to ram herself down everybody's fukken throat in the media. He probably doesn't get laid at all from his wife. Plus boinking her would be like boinking a bag of bones. I am in the minority when I say I truly don't like her and is on his side. If she were my wife, I'd cheat on her azz too.

LOL!

The only way he'll drown in pussy is if he shags Jordan. No-one fancies him. Dean Gaffney could get more crotch than he does. Cole is a cunt.

I hope Jay boiled the phone first, didn't Cashley have one(on vibrate) up his bum a couple of years ago?

A constant moan of mine. As I stated in another thread in the week that Blair was being quizzed on his motives behind the Iraq war (the bloodiest conflict of our times). So were the front pages of the papers dominated by stories of him weaseling his way through and dodging all direct questions ? No of course not, who cares about that when we can worry about where John Terry has been parking his todger......nobody gives a fuck about real news because they don't want to have to worry about it, they'd rather be wrapped in their bubble of wanky soap operas \ reality TV and the trials and tribulations of vapid talentless cunts who are famous for fuck all.

When it all goes to shit the masses will be screaming "Why didn't anyone tell us" or "How can we fix this" but by then it'll be too late and by then we'll probably deserve it anyway......

The media in this country really caters for the fucking ignorant masses, who think the Coles' and the Terry's lives are of the utmost importance and worth debating for days on. Yeah let's have Carole Malone's opinion on it all or maybe we could ask Danielle Llyod in her Cosmo column, what she makes of it all!! Days in, days out some fucking made up stories coming about some chavvy tarts in slag outfits who claim this and that about. And it triggers an avalanche of headlines and all the cunts in this country asking for more and more.... Get a fucking life, go and read a book and stop worrying about footballers & their relationship, they're all cheating scum but you should not give a flying fuck. We're doomed.
Time for kitkat..

Ahem , let's hope that she does!

Not the first Ashley Cole/mobile phone story though, is it? I imagine the real reason he's gutted is that his "mate" Jay Wynters didn't keep the pics for his own *personal use* (ahem)

So presumably if Biffa does walk away this time, he'll have to look for a new beard.

So let me get this straight.

He was in a hotel feeling his cock when all of a sudden the phone fell on it, it snapped a picture then behind his back, and without his knowledge, the phone sent jpgs to some strange girl (probably Vernon's 'friend') who just happened to share the same number as his mate.

And then he woke up.

Ashley Cole is a cunt of a man. Let's hope She-thug Cheryl doesn't sock him in the eye like she did that toilet attendent.

The Coles : "Yeah so what we want is that kind of gangsta look right....but we don't wanna look you know nasty or evil"

Photographer : "Ok let's go with the heaven theme, Julie break out the blue back drop and the smoke machine"

The Coles "Ah that's perfect your a genius"

Photographer "Thanks that'll be £250,000 please"

Cunts

i can't stop looking at them...trying to imagine them listening as the photographer explained what was going to happen. a chap wafting smoke across the room. just incredible.

A very valid point has been made. A point that depresses the shit out of anyone who's normal life has it's fair share of excruciating boredom/skintness/lack of boom-boom naughty-time.
This bloke earns so much spondoolica that if his wife chucks him he will literally be buried above his head in females shouting 'me next'!!! And to heal his broken heart he can jump on a private jet to any old beautiful, sunny, private island with a bunch of mates and a stripper or two. Seventeen vats of Pina Colada later his wounds will be nicely anaesthetised. All he'll have left is a bit of hurt pride (is he clever enough to know what pride is? With that giant ego, maybe) and a house that was far too fucking big for two people in the first place.
There's not a lot of true heartbreak in those circles, just a gaping big hole where real life used to be.

Truly beautiful pictures, shows us mere mortals what real love is......*sniff*

those wedding pics are nothing short of exquisite.

shouldn't they live in the village of cockermouth? Cuntsthorpe?

Excellent! About time there was real news. It's a whole week since John Terry got hung. Frankly bored of the whole Toyota recall, dodgy statements from housing ministers, Greek debt, etc. Hoorah! Cock-a-doodle-do. And i'm not joking! Let the play begin.

Broken Ankle, pictures of cock sent to model, wife now big enough to fuck him off........it's not a good week for Ashley.

Having said that it's not like I actually feel sorry for him, he's still earning £130k a fucking week and if our Cheryl decides to ditch him the little cunt will be drowning in pussy.

Haha! The thing Sherrill Kurl should worry about is what the fuck is he doing with an unregistered mobile in the first place, never mind taking a portfolio of cock shots on it!!!
The dumb fucker hasn't learnt a thing from his narrow escape last time round, and it'll cost him dear in divorce court...

If this excuse had been part of a plotline on Brookside it would have looked ridiculous. In real life however?

How fucking stupid are these people?

They are idiots and deserve to be treated as such.