Ashley cole well and truly busted after second woman comes forward with cock text pics

The Coled shoulder

Mon, 15/02/2010 - 10:58 by Mr. HM

Tomorrow Cheryl Cole will perform 'Fight For This Love' at the Brit Awards. The song is a thinly veiled swipe at naysayers criticising her marriage to Ashley Cole. Which is a shame as Ashley has just been caught sending more pictures of his cock to a secretary. Whoops.

Just a few days after he bullshitted his way out of the first "shocking expose" by saying he'd given the phone to his mate, an anonymous secretary has come forward with an array of pictures and text messages - all sent whilst wife Cheryl was working on the X Factor in 2008.

I can't wait to hear the excuse for this one - he doesn't have much luck with mobile phones does he, especially after [LAWYER INTERVENTION NEEDED HERE].

Still, look on the bright side Ashley, at least the wife is away from home at the moment. You could be stuck at home with a broken ankle with the Mother-in-Law. Oh.

Now every day ain't gon' be no picnic
Love ain't a walk in the park
All you can do is make the best of it now
Can't be afraid of the dark

Just know that you're not in this thing alone (There's a secretary and glamour bird aswell!)
There's always a place in me you can call home (and the Mother-In-Law is waiting)
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart (most of 2008 & 2009)
Let's just go back, back, back, back, back to the start (when I beat up women in toilets and you BLANKED a mobile phone with your BLANK)

Can't WAIT for the fallout.

Ashley Cole pictures, Brit Awards, Celebrity Scandals, Ashley Cole, Cheryl Cole

Comments

'Relationship sex' despite it being illicit according to anonymous secretary.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:11
I don't mind Ashley Cole being gay, I just wish he would remove himself from the closet. He ain't fooling no-one.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:29
*****
LondonGoddess Tue, 16/02/2010 - 04:16
Who the fuck cares?
They're obviously made for each other.
He's a dumb fuck, she's a dumb fuck to have married him.
ken tate Tue, 16/02/2010 - 04:05
nah he must be a completely lacklustre fuck for him to feel the need to send pics of his bell-end to a dog-faced slapper with oversized tits. Tell us how crap he is in bed Chezza!!!
ladypenelope Mon, 15/02/2010 - 21:35
She won't need to change the tattoo, anyone who marries her will be a complete C.
allmouthandtrousers Mon, 15/02/2010 - 20:40
HAHAHA! What a tool SHE is! Ashley is not going to stop cheating on her. And I don't blame him. She seems like the most annoying bitch on planet earth. Plus I bet she is a terrible lay. If she divorce him, she know Ashley is going to need a catchers mitt for all that brand new coochie coming his way and Queen Cheryl can't have that. HAHAHAHA! She's such a tool!
LondonGoddess Mon, 15/02/2010 - 20:02
A tattoo dedicated to the little scrote on her neck?? Superb - you can't buy class like that.
Does he have one by his ringpiece saying "insert mobile phone here"???
erniemilko Mon, 15/02/2010 - 17:11
She wont dump him. She'll look a bit daft with the 'Mrs C' tattoo on her neck without a Mr C to dedicate it to. I'm convinced the tatt is the only reason she continues to put up with this arsehole. It's too big to get a decent cover-up. To all the Mrs Coles, Terrys, Beckhams, Rooneys etc.- your fella's are football players...you only met them 'cos they like to fuck young sluts that throw themselves in their general direction(bar Rooney)...they've all done it before and they'll all do it again.
gingsta Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:50
Yup, we must support the wives, it pays dividends and all that.
elbow Mon, 15/02/2010 - 15:10
Yep - that was the chirp I got from Mrs Milko too - they should show some self-respect and kick the cheating toerags out with their pockets several million lighter.
erniemilko Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:56
Its a double whammy - them - life is fucked for a while - Us, we get to revel in it.

On another note, if she takes him back as has JT's wife, then what message does this send out to men? For women's sake they both need to be dumped to say to men, women cannot be treated this way and men get away with it. Mrs Elbow told me to write that bit!
elbow Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:43
He should just stop sending pictures of his knob to girls, especially girls who would sell kiss and tell stories, i.e. every girl in these meatmarkets cum faux-upperclass nightclubs. Or Faces in Essex. It's just not difficult.

My Dane would never be in trouble like this.

Mrs Bowers x
mcfuck Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:23
Agree with tescopop and slug here- only tacky tarts like those wearing bunny hears with their inflated tits and whose bright future consists of Sun readers wanking over their pictures, are capable of finding a picture of Ashley Cole's tiny cock remotely sexy.
Someone please shoots this absolute ugly cunt.
kermits Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:34
You have to remember you're dealing with a football player here. These guys are often saddled with enough intellectual capacity to make Alex Reid look like Einstein.

Couple that with a festering cesspool of wannabe wags who see a cockshot from Ashley Cole as their ticket to the 'big' time, and you've got your answers.
slug Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:05
I just don't *get* it. I don't know any woman who would find it erotic to receive a cock-shot. And none of my male friends think it would be erotic to send one.

How retarded is Cole, exactly? Or is his cock especially pretty?
tescopop Mon, 15/02/2010 - 12:08
bet vernon kay is relieved. or shitting himself.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:20

bet vernon kay is relieved. or shitting himself.
unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 11:20
I just don't *get* it. I don't know any woman who would find it erotic to receive a cock-shot. And none of my male friends think it would be erotic to send one.

How retarded is Cole, exactly? Or is his cock especially pretty?
tescopop Mon, 15/02/2010 - 12:08
You have to remember you're dealing with a football player here. These guys are often saddled with enough intellectual capacity to make Alex Reid look like Einstein.

Couple that with a festering cesspool of wannabe wags who see a cockshot from Ashley Cole as their ticket to the 'big' time, and you've got your answers.
slug Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:05
Agree with tescopop and slug here- only tacky tarts like those wearing bunny hears with their inflated tits and whose bright future consists of Sun readers wanking over their pictures, are capable of finding a picture of Ashley Cole's tiny cock remotely sexy.
Someone please shoots this absolute ugly cunt.
kermits Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:34
He should just stop sending pictures of his knob to girls, especially girls who would sell kiss and tell stories, i.e. every girl in these meatmarkets cum faux-upperclass nightclubs. Or Faces in Essex. It's just not difficult.

My Dane would never be in trouble like this.

Mrs Bowers x
mcfuck Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:23
Its a double whammy - them - life is fucked for a while - Us, we get to revel in it.

On another note, if she takes him back as has JT's wife, then what message does this send out to men? For women's sake they both need to be dumped to say to men, women cannot be treated this way and men get away with it. Mrs Elbow told me to write that bit!
elbow Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:43
Yep - that was the chirp I got from Mrs Milko too - they should show some self-respect and kick the cheating toerags out with their pockets several million lighter.
erniemilko Mon, 15/02/2010 - 14:56
Yup, we must support the wives, it pays dividends and all that.
elbow Mon, 15/02/2010 - 15:10
She wont dump him. She'll look a bit daft with the 'Mrs C' tattoo on her neck without a Mr C to dedicate it to. I'm convinced the tatt is the only reason she continues to put up with this arsehole. It's too big to get a decent cover-up. To all the Mrs Coles, Terrys, Beckhams, Rooneys etc.- your fella's are football players...you only met them 'cos they like to fuck young sluts that throw themselves in their general direction(bar Rooney)...they've all done it before and they'll all do it again.
gingsta Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:50
A tattoo dedicated to the little scrote on her neck?? Superb - you can't buy class like that.
Does he have one by his ringpiece saying "insert mobile phone here"???
erniemilko Mon, 15/02/2010 - 17:11
HAHAHA! What a tool SHE is! Ashley is not going to stop cheating on her. And I don't blame him. She seems like the most annoying bitch on planet earth. Plus I bet she is a terrible lay. If she divorce him, she know Ashley is going to need a catchers mitt for all that brand new coochie coming his way and Queen Cheryl can't have that. HAHAHAHA! She's such a tool!
LondonGoddess Mon, 15/02/2010 - 20:02
She won't need to change the tattoo, anyone who marries her will be a complete C.
allmouthandtrousers Mon, 15/02/2010 - 20:40
nah he must be a completely lacklustre fuck for him to feel the need to send pics of his bell-end to a dog-faced slapper with oversized tits. Tell us how crap he is in bed Chezza!!!
ladypenelope Mon, 15/02/2010 - 21:35
Who the fuck cares?
They're obviously made for each other.
He's a dumb fuck, she's a dumb fuck to have married him.
ken tate Tue, 16/02/2010 - 04:05
*****
LondonGoddess Tue, 16/02/2010 - 04:16
I don't mind Ashley Cole being gay, I just wish he would remove himself from the closet. He ain't fooling no-one.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Tue, 16/02/2010 - 15:29
'Relationship sex' despite it being illicit according to anonymous secretary.
stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 15:11