Two irrelevant men have been speaking out about their respective relationships with Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock... It's implied that one is a slut and the other a block of wood, but guess which is which...

We always thought Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock were interchangeable, but apparently they're not - well, not in bed anyway...

After Howard Stern quizzed him about who was best in bed out of ex Bullock and new girl Kat Von D, Jesse James replied:

"That one is an easy no-brainer. Kat Von D. One hundred per cent. She's a vixen."

Which either says a lot about Von D or not much at about Bollocks...

Meanwhile, Brian Bouma, who Jennifer Aniston is alleged to have dated a few years ago, spoke to oracle-of-truth Star magazine about the Friends actress, saying:

"(dating Jen) was an overwhelming experience. I just want to set the record straight, she's not the person people think she is...All that's written about her being lonely is just ridiculous...She's genuine, sincere and charismatic."

 

"I guess she just wasn't that into me... She did tell me that I was too 'Mr. Pure.' ... She kind of made me feel and act like a young school boy."

She totally paid him to say that, didn't she?